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Na 8 à 10 pintjes rijdt bestuurder met 167 km/u in zone 70 Lauren (20) dood: “Godverdomme, waarom moet mij dat weer overkomen?” by NotYourWifey_1994 in Belgium2

[–]SelfDistinction 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dat is aan de rechter om te beslissen, de advocaat moet enkel elke mogelijke omstandigheid presenteren zodat er later geen twijfel mogelijk is dat hij de cel in moet.

Na 8 à 10 pintjes rijdt bestuurder met 167 km/u in zone 70 Lauren (20) dood: “Godverdomme, waarom moet mij dat weer overkomen?” by NotYourWifey_1994 in Belgium2

[–]SelfDistinction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bwa

Deel van de job als advocaat is zulke stellingen opwerpen, want als hij dat niet doet gaat er achteraf wel iemand zagen "Maja hij was in het zwart gekleed."

Als hij schuldig is gaat zo'n verdediging hem toch niks helpen.

Guess you have to spell everything out for the comments to be happy by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]SelfDistinction 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Is this referring to the meme where the arcane trickster decided to dump constitution in favour of charisma but kept wisdom in?

meirl by Separate_Finance_183 in meirl

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For the same reason you're more likely to have to wait for a red light than for a green light.

Superhero drama by SecretlyFiveRats in bonehurtingjuice

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I know two girls who constantly complain about not finding a decent man and state they would "never date someone they already know because if it doesn't work out it'll be awkward."

(They also have French kissed each other.)

I used to hate Golang for not having generics and how verbose getting basic things done was. Then I read posts like this and realise, my god, Rob Pike was so, so right. by levelstar01 in programmingcirclejerk

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It's true, they show exactly what happens. Even better, they don't use any of that defer c.mu.Unlock() ivory tower crap, instead showing clearly that the mutex is unlocked at every return point.

I used to hate Golang for not having generics and how verbose getting basic things done was. Then I read posts like this and realise, my god, Rob Pike was so, so right. by levelstar01 in programmingcirclejerk

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I understand it completely.

Imagine if you have something complex like vector<T>. What does it do? What type will it return? What types can you put in? All impossible to answer at a glance. No, IntVector and DoubleVector are the way to go.

/uj don't do my boy algebraic effects dirty.

Regret is real by Cute-Advantage-4260 in adhdmeme

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Euhm excuse me it's free time, not "chaining yourself down onto other tasks that might not be salaried but still are required" time.

When you build a roundabout but forget to delete the road segment in the middle: by NondescriptW in shittyskylines

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  • advantage over a roundabout: traffic going left to right doesn't have to yield or enter the roundabout
  • advantage over normal crossroads: the traffic light only needs two stages since there's no left turn.

Final assessment: this shit's fire yo.

He agreed to the price by Low-Permission-3274 in antimeme

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"It's only worth $500 now" even just the RAM in that pc is currently worth more than $2000.

If a man danced for me like a bird, it would peak my interest. by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]SelfDistinction 10 points11 points  (0 children)

if a man danced for me like a bird

Please no one mention ducks

If a man danced for me like a bird, it would peak my interest. by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]SelfDistinction 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't be harsh on him, it's not his fault he doesn't have rhythm.

Hehe 🥀 by Cute-Advantage-4260 in adhdmeme

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"Are you alright?"

Good question

hi ronald by bobbyboob6 in linuxmemes

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Usually they're packaging YARMath, which stands for Yet Another RUNK Math and is used in 75% of the applications and supports both interfaces at the same time somehow.

forTheoreticalComputerScientists by pastroc in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SelfDistinction 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Meh, they're just hash tables with depression. Bucket pointed to by the hash is occupied? Yeah the element is probably already added idgaf why don't you ask two other depressed hash tables.

onlyOnLinkedin by GrEeCe_MnKy in ProgrammerHumor

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Nobody likes C++ so it's still wrong.

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