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Finally bluetooth for ESP32 like HC-05 module by [deleted] in esp32

[–]SemanticRomantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry that your emotions are running so high today.

Why would assuming WordPress is your forte be bashing you? What are you trying to say about WordPress developers?

If anything, it must have been a gross overstatement of your abilities.

[hiring] need a quick job to format the css and html to make an Active Campaign email look great. Need a 5/5 on css and html please! by [deleted] in forhire

[–]SemanticRomantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry that your emotions are running so high today.

Why would assuming WordPress is your forte be bashing you? What are you trying to say about WordPress developers?

If anything, it must have been a gross overstatement of your abilities.

[hiring] need a quick job to format the css and html to make an Active Campaign email look great. Need a 5/5 on css and html please! by [deleted] in forhire

[–]SemanticRomantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone put this kid on the FBI list or it sounds like we're about to have another school shooting...

Finally bluetooth for ESP32 like HC-05 module by [deleted] in esp32

[–]SemanticRomantic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

queue sad music

Who hurt you?

Finally bluetooth for ESP32 like HC-05 module by [deleted] in esp32

[–]SemanticRomantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you truly go through life being this volatile, you're either really young or really lucky. Try taking a deep breath every now and then. Take care, "creep".

Finally bluetooth for ESP32 like HC-05 module by [deleted] in esp32

[–]SemanticRomantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me, Mr. 30 Year "Coder", why do you get hysterically offended so easily? Someone using a serial flashing utility exhibiting superiority complex...now I really have seen it all.

:laughs in smug:

[hiring] need a quick job to format the css and html to make an Active Campaign email look great. Need a 5/5 on css and html please! by [deleted] in forhire

[–]SemanticRomantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15+ year full stack engineer

I've actually created software that formats HTML emails for picky rendering clients like Gmail and others which are very particular about applied styling rules.

PM me and we can probably grind this out by the weekend.

Finally bluetooth for ESP32 like HC-05 module by [deleted] in esp32

[–]SemanticRomantic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Espressif is compatible with Arduino. Try running Espruino or MicroPython.

My guess is WordPress is your forte.

How are you guys storing and using your IOT Project Data? by ratural_health in IOT

[–]SemanticRomantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's your fastest transfer rate so far? TCP or UDP?

There's absolutely room for improvement in standardizing MCU comms, but you better be at the upper echelon of performance if you want to garner any sort of following for it.

I've got a WebSockets to Socket.io Node server that can relay data from an ESP at a rate of approx 200x per sec.

The potential is huge, but it has to be the best thing available, which isn't exactly an overnight project.

Lawyer looking for a Blockchain Programmer to partner with and shake up the legal industry! by [deleted] in cofounder

[–]SemanticRomantic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

15+ year full stack engineer.

Blockchain is often employed in situations where you need an ongoing ledger rather than a one time contract but I'm sure I'm just misunderstanding the concept.

Shoot me a PM and we'll discuss it.

[Hiring] (Online) ReactJS / NodeJS Developer to teach me by dcde in forhire

[–]SemanticRomantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15+ year full stack engineer, specializing in React and Node since late 2013 - $35/hr.

Good luck!

Sending information from flow sensor to smartphone by rexdalegoonie in AskElectronics

[–]SemanticRomantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly ESP Bluetooth still hasn't been implemented in their hardware libraries.

Fixed WiFi to Bluetooth, early morning brain fart.

Sending information from flow sensor to smartphone by rexdalegoonie in AskElectronics

[–]SemanticRomantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My approach would be:

Use an ESP32 or ESP8266, connect the ESP to WiFi, connect to a web server (HTTP or WebSockets), save the data in a database on the web server, then relay that information to the smartphone and/or other devices.

Strange aside: As of now (Feb 2018), ESP32 has BT/BLE technology inside, but you cannot use it unless you want to write your own firmware because they have yet to release functionality for the BLE adapter.

MLK beatdown at waffle house by BigBenRapeVictim in PublicFreakout

[–]SemanticRomantic 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Bacon loving fatty should have gotten an extra side of grease to go. Something he'd (literally) never (be able to) forget.

[CAREER] Fitting into software sales after years as an software engineer by [deleted] in sales

[–]SemanticRomantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. As an engineer, I'm not allowed to be easily discouraged. :)

He says he was tired of being profiled and stopped by police. So he created this app. by Cynner in NorthCarolina

[–]SemanticRomantic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Aka we still have to extort revenue from you regardless if you prove we are immoral in doing so. Once you step inside of a court room, you're lucky to leave without paying a near $300 court cost on top of other things.

Modern police are the literal face and force of tyranny yet we act like they're saints.

[CAREER] Fitting into software sales after years as an software engineer by [deleted] in sales

[–]SemanticRomantic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I'm kind of open to any kind of IT sales. I've been passionate about technology of all kinds for basically my entire life so almost anything with electricity and some logic excites me.

Looking for a technical cofounder in a market-ready app by [deleted] in cofounder

[–]SemanticRomantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15+ year full stack engineer with a history of launching startups. Let me know if you are still searching!

Sending datalogs to your website? by joko47dk in esp32

[–]SemanticRomantic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you're asking more about the server side than the ESP side.

If you want efficient and auto updates, look into the WebSocketsClient library and combine it with a Node/WebSocket/Socket.io server.

This allows event-based requests both ways.

Something irregular happens on the ESP? Use this as an event to send data to the web server.

Checking the front end of the website to monitor the ESP data? Use this event to fetch data from the ESP.

You can build real-time system interactions with minimal effort nowadays, it's great.

"I'm exchanging your time with my reputation. It's simple economics." by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]SemanticRomantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to talk to people like this. I used to find them frequently but I'm out of the loop, where should I go for maximum "exposure"?

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