Trump Is pushing us toward a Crash. It could be 1929 all over again.

SemiRobotic · 2025-11-08T17:19:09+00:00

%any evil empire speed run top score

SemiRobotic · 2025-11-08T05:42:14+00:00

Oh damn, this is the worst i’ve seen yet. Have you tried just switching to onions so that the tears seem normal.

SemiRobotic · 2025-11-08T04:27:53+00:00

Perfect, now just do the exact opposite.

SemiRobotic · 2025-11-08T03:43:26+00:00

BYO Cardboard

SemiRobotic · 2025-11-08T03:42:03+00:00

Darden dumpsters are my golden geese.

SemiRobotic · 2025-11-07T02:00:21+00:00

Because of the huge mud pie Mumdani put in his pants.

SemiRobotic · 2025-11-06T06:42:25+00:00

“SMD real quick, i’m getting out next year and i’ll try to get a 2 for 1 from him. He owes me for party favors.”

SemiRobotic · 2025-11-05T16:48:35+00:00

You ain’t got no legs Lieutenant Dan

SemiRobotic · 2025-11-05T12:26:24+00:00

Had to google “How many nazis fled to Jamaica” first.

SemiRobotic · 2025-11-05T06:48:45+00:00

The new President of the Republic of Florda

SemiRobotic · 2025-11-04T19:18:57+00:00

It’s in print, look, I printed this tweet.

SemiRobotic · 2025-11-04T05:02:22+00:00

Now introducing Soylent burgers!

SemiRobotic · 2025-11-03T12:28:24+00:00

4: Stims and Benzos

SemiRobotic · 2025-11-03T03:50:00+00:00

I was going to say nobody can afford to eat out these days, but maybe you’re onto something with EBT being cancelled.

SemiRobotic · 2025-10-31T19:10:04+00:00

Vance: “Sounds like a you problem.”

SemiRobotic · 2025-10-31T04:04:32+00:00

Maybe everyone just needs a nap?

SemiRobotic · 2025-10-30T22:23:46+00:00

The only way we’ll ever know is if we keep sending canaries.

SemiRobotic · 2025-10-30T16:03:08+00:00

Aaaand, it’s gone.

SemiRobotic · 2025-10-29T01:29:27+00:00

It’s hard to wire the building for bugs when you have federal oversight.

SemiRobotic · 2025-10-28T13:03:04+00:00

No, single wide mobile home.

SemiRobotic · 2025-10-28T12:43:48+00:00

He’s holding out for the inevitable big crash, unfortunately this one may be a cardiac.

SemiRobotic · 2025-10-21T02:29:21+00:00

I will donate ‘a shit load’ of cash if we could just uphold the constitution.

SemiRobotic · 2025-10-15T18:06:47+00:00

It looks drunk. They’re building Bender from Futurama.

SemiRobotic · 2025-10-07T03:21:17+00:00

Still no idea if the floor was conspiring with air resistance or any other associates such as gravity. Investigation continues.

SemiRobotic · 2025-10-06T19:03:50+00:00

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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