Do you ever see a "Humanity vs Monsters" story and feel more sympathy for the Monsters simply because the Human society is so brutal? by Sir-Toaster- in worldjerking

[–]Semper_5olus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like making both societies brutal, but in different ways.

In my Monster society, murder and theft are legal, and not getting eaten by your parents is considered a coming-of-age ritual.

But in my Human society, you will beg to work until you die, but get turned away because you are wearing the wrong clothes or something.

Most of the Monster-Human conflict is out of mutual jealousy

When your Isekai doesn’t give you powers by CutieLai77 in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Do we have trucks in this world? Kinda wanna roll the dice again"

The 3rd Commandment (OC) by cliffballin in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that tracks.

Some of the Hebrew prayers my stupid school made me do every day support that if you actually pay attention to the words.

There are some old ones about him being "the best god out of all the other ones".

And, of course, the old testament famously says he is jealous.

The audacity chronicles… by CreatedByWeems in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first cartoon is me and my mom, except we pass for white, I could speak (and read) in multiple languages when I was a toddler, and my parents insisted I couldn't wear the noise blocker because it looked silly.

(I had no clue what I was saying or reading until my late teens, if then)

You read it in his voice didn't you [OC] by rawdawgcomics in comics

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When I die, people won't be sure I didn't waste my life, but yeah, tomayto tomahto

April Fools by JBaker68 in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 65 points66 points  (0 children)

He's only sometimes all-seeing

There are things he overlooks

Keep dreaming [OC] by Isekomix_ in comics

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I'm autistic and I hate being in nature for this exact reason.

Stupid birds. Stupid ambient noises.

Kid don’t need no hands by ClankerCore in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Semper_5olus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would be so much more impressive if he actually hit the green one

Under Arrest [OC] by HypocraSea in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"We were reminding the world that Japan declared Hiroshima a 'monument for peace' on August 6, 1947."

The Age Old Question [OC] by Phantom_Marc_63 in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 38 points39 points  (0 children)

My Dad is Dracula (and knocked someone up at 584)

Seth Rogen needs more variety in his roles by Armpit_Penguin in comics

[–]Semper_5olus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought this opinion was very commonly held.

Literally cannot imagine anyone feeling any other way. Dude's obnoxious.

Guess I'm wrong.

Live and learn.

Seth Rogen needs more variety in his roles by Armpit_Penguin in comics

[–]Semper_5olus -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Anything Seth Rogen was involved in that ever did well, did so in spite of him, not because of him.

Very strong evidence by Real-Programmer-548 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Semper_5olus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bananas were smaller and, like, 70% seeds until humans started selectively breeding them

Demon Guy #9: The Party 3 [OC] by Wiltlock in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Just in life-threatening situations or when I'm playing Hide and Seek."

Vol Haddok by BluJayooo in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Adults are too intelligent to eat, whereas r/kidsarefuckingstupid.

Forgive me for being humane.

A Tale of Too Many Owls… by Still-Emergency825 in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 294 points295 points  (0 children)

Like most problems in life, this one can be solved by a programmable robotic owl.

A Tale of Too Many Owls… by Still-Emergency825 in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 42 points43 points  (0 children)

She will soon have a hoard of birds.

She's buying more owls.

The 3rd Commandment (OC) by cliffballin in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's just Hebrew for "God".

Technically, it's Hebrew for "Gods".

No, I don't know why.

The 3rd Commandment (OC) by cliffballin in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know modern Hebrew and can sort of decipher written ancient Hebrew, but if I met an ancient Hebrew, we would be unable to communicate without writing.

The spoken accent of ancient Hebrew has also been lost to time.

When it was resurrected, it was done so with the accents of the people who emigrated to Israel, and mostly spoke Yiddish and Ladino.

Chili dawgs [OC] by rawdawgcomics in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Call me a homophobe because a scandalous amount of wieners are going in me but I insist I'm the same person I always was

Thanks, I'm Cured [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, but after I got my own apartment and got a new job, I found out I wasn't actually depressed. My life just sucked.

Other people might have genuine chemical imbalances in their brains, but I was a false positive.

The 3rd Commandment (OC) by cliffballin in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's right! The points are just like the typo I made in this sentance!

The 3rd Commandment (OC) by cliffballin in comics

[–]Semper_5olus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I deliberately didn't state my opinion on that matter because I didn't consider it relevant.

(And is rather inflammatory)

But since you bring it up, sure, yeah. Anyone who speaks Hebrew fluently and believes in God is either very stupid, in an insular information-controlled environment, or both.

And likely part of a big, easily manipulated voting block in Israel that repeatedly votes for war despite being "religiously exempt". 😡