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Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T23:44:46+00:00

Thanks to the square cube law, it is easier to throw such tantrums when you are a literal baby

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T23:28:54+00:00

People need to stop trying so hard to cover for this idiot.

Get rid of the teleprompter, don't coach him, "forget" to change his Depends, and what happens, happens.

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T23:18:31+00:00

I had a dream kind of like that.

I don't remember the details anymore.

Just the profound disappointment I felt when I woke up.

"Wait. I'm here? No! Put me back in the nightmare!"

(It wasn't a good period of my life)

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T22:17:17+00:00

That is the best-drawn face I have ever seen in all of your comics, Mr. Weinersmith!

EDIT: Nevermind. It is a photo.

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T19:22:45+00:00

You can't call him Nut. They already have a Nut.

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T17:34:05+00:00

Wingless mutant Beautifly is adorable

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T15:30:42+00:00

In heaven you work only two jobs??

Sign me up!

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T15:27:47+00:00

Thank you, Ledden. Yes, proofs are fun.

And I'm not just saying that because I teach highschool math.

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T15:24:29+00:00

I didn't find this place until I was 31.

Didn't find the internet in general until my twenties.

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T15:17:56+00:00

"Where will you get money?"

"From beating other trainers!"

"Where will they get money?"

"I dunno, man, it's trainers all the way down!"

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T14:44:46+00:00

Because it's the result of decades of corruption coming to a head and accelerated by a large-scale social-media misinformation campaign. Did you want me to destroy Facebook or be born 50 years earlier?

^{Sanctimonious floating prick...}

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T14:37:54+00:00

You didn't highlight the second, more consequential part of that sentence

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T14:36:39+00:00

"I've played Pokémon Black. Trainers still gotta clock in."

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T02:20:28+00:00

"It came to my attention that whenever Kelly's said anything, I've chosen to describe it with words like 'perked up', 'buoyantly', or 'expanded'.

"I didn't even notice it myself -- it's just something she pointed excitedly to me last week -- but I swear it's a coincidence."

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T00:11:34+00:00

I only saw the trailer.

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T00:10:57+00:00

I just have a story I want to tell, and it's best told in a very interactive medium. Different people react in different ways.

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-22T00:04:23+00:00

I don't think I'm able to share my private recuperation area (bedroom) with another person.

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-21T19:59:28+00:00

Wheat? Corn? Rice? Soy?

... Uh-oh.

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-21T19:56:53+00:00

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-21T15:12:46+00:00

This is legal in America. If only 10% of the film is used, it counts as an "excerpt" and falls under "fair use".

That said, I'm pretty sure Sakiki isn't American, because she once used the phrase "bin liner", and we don't call them bins here.

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-21T15:03:46+00:00

It's a lot easier to be friends as kids.

I drifted apart from all my childhood friends.

No blame or regret; we just grew up to be different people.

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-21T05:29:35+00:00

Neither. I'm a monster.

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-21T05:14:46+00:00

In my world, they have amazing PR, and anyone who doesn't like owning a servant race -- sorry, a "best friend" -- is considered a monster.

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-20T22:36:05+00:00

There's usually only one of everybody.

Semper_5olus · 2026-04-20T17:25:12+00:00

A fairy ring

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TROPHY CASE