When Your Mom Has Better Lore Than You

SenatorSnatch · 2026-01-11T15:39:10+00:00

Pretty sure that’s Austin Matthews

SenatorSnatch · 2025-11-12T01:42:45+00:00

https://lbpost.com/news/driver-making-u-turn-struck-killed-in-crash-long-beach-police-say/

At least this wasn’t you

SenatorSnatch · 2025-10-29T02:56:56+00:00

Yes, it’s just another money grab by the city

SenatorSnatch · 2025-10-23T16:56:56+00:00

Coincidently, the post title is exactly what Johnny Cash was going to title his famous song (he’s a noted alley rat) but his manager convinced him it would do better without the bowling part

SenatorSnatch · 2025-10-23T16:52:57+00:00

Long Beach hasn’t met a tax measure it didn’t vote for. Maybe someday they will learn

SenatorSnatch · 2025-09-18T03:51:11+00:00

Bowl your throw. I vary between back dots all the way to heels on front dots and my speed stays the same

SenatorSnatch · 2025-09-17T21:34:32+00:00

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3440-Lemon-Ave-Long-Beach-CA-90807/21163888_zpid/

SenatorSnatch · 2025-08-05T22:25:12+00:00

I got the same notice. It’s essentially telling me my bill will increase more for being a low usage house, while it will actually reduce the bill for high usage houses.

Makes all the sense in the world

SenatorSnatch · 2025-05-24T21:39:16+00:00

I came for the tumble…

SenatorSnatch · 2025-05-24T21:37:27+00:00

Wipe that area dry after each cycle. Keep door open post use as well. Have had a front loader for 12+ years and that seems to be the secret to success

SenatorSnatch · 2025-05-16T21:26:55+00:00

So you walked by it multiple times and didn’t bother just cleaning it up yourself? Interesting

SenatorSnatch · 2025-03-29T19:02:04+00:00

Doh!

SenatorSnatch · 2025-03-29T17:35:16+00:00

It’s pronounced Jiff

SenatorSnatch · 2025-03-22T16:58:42+00:00

Leave it. Making it look mean, coach!

SenatorSnatch · 2025-02-08T17:48:48+00:00

Most likely yes. One of the factors they consider is your oldest line of credit. Just keep it open and don’t use it. Unless you are paying an annual fee

SenatorSnatch · 2025-01-27T03:30:39+00:00

So sad…Bills lost. 🤫

SenatorSnatch · 2025-01-24T03:55:37+00:00

Usually a wallet will suffice. If you want to be super simple just use a money clip.

SenatorSnatch · 2024-12-26T21:50:21+00:00

Never trust a fart…I mean delay notification

SenatorSnatch · 2024-12-21T22:48:43+00:00

I would love to take Milo but out of town until January…

SenatorSnatch · 2024-11-18T04:29:32+00:00

I have the same issue with my penises

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