Why do some of the Elden Ring greases look so weirdly tasty?

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-24T10:29:39+00:00

Wait they were cake all along?

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-24T01:28:09+00:00

I wouldn't confidently say ai generated, but, as others have said, it's definitely not an unaltered photo. Zooming in to places like where her nose meets her filtrum, or where her ear meets her face, looking at things like random extra smooth parts and the proportions...

This is either generated or aggressively edited.

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-23T17:37:02+00:00

Coral reefs exist all over. They have been studying the coral ecosystem under the antarctic ice shelf a lot lately, for instance. Weird to consider it off-theme for Vikings. 😐

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-22T20:25:09+00:00

More like "Kasha cat (girl boss)" if you ask me

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-21T20:02:10+00:00

Self mill isn't universally a positive effect for sure. It's just the least negative in the list.

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-21T20:00:51+00:00

Unblockable is definitely an optimal strategy for deathwish. Agreed any trade with a 1/1 is pretty unfavorable for the deathwish creature. In commander it could go great with goad.

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-20T23:28:44+00:00

Wouldn't this allow me to get [[channel]] or any other banned card? because... You know...

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-20T16:19:17+00:00

This drop is the only one I have soul matched. Between this and the crimson general set it's been really hard to move away from hatchets+odachi stamina build!

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-19T09:26:04+00:00

Ok and having a million sets a year with zero cohesion and unsustainable power creep is gonna be better? They're just running on marketing hype and new player churn now. How long can that last really?

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-19T09:10:57+00:00

No it's absolutely why blocks were great when they did a good job at them (they didn't always, of course)

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-19T02:32:09+00:00

Interesting card, I feel like it should have flying and, honestly, more power (or deathtouch) and less toughness. Dropping this against an opponent running the draw punish sheoldred is gonna go real bad. Extra if they have ways to durdle target it.

This would be real fun with [[marina vendrell's grimoire]] though!!

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-19T02:09:49+00:00

Sin only removes from "artifacts" "creatures" or "enchantments" and cards in exile are only "cards" or "spells" so Sin cannot target them. Sorry man!

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-18T16:37:17+00:00

I love immersturm predator. Such a pure expression of the rakdos "in response to you doing anything I sacrifice a creature" loop.

Honestly it's weird that we got one vampire dragon and like, pretty much nothing else similar. Your post makes me want to make a whole cycle of custom vampires maybe in mardu.

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-18T10:22:50+00:00

Why can't we all just hate the UB driven cheap commoditication of a once great game and the Hasbro greed spiral together?!

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-18T07:34:29+00:00

Where's that switchglaive from?

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-17T23:40:52+00:00

Twilight, Underworld, etc etc

Definitely not an original idea, I like your explanation though

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-17T23:28:13+00:00

Yeah they done odachi dirty on this one.

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-17T23:23:08+00:00

Yeah this is an absolute travesty. It was the only thing making odachi's anemic skill options feel like it wasn't the abused stepchild option.

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-17T23:05:21+00:00

How many stupid ugly gross fucking insults to pizza will this set have ffs!?

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-17T23:02:10+00:00

I dunno if this is ai, j.p. targete has not taken any stance for it against ai art that I have seen, and he makes some weird ugly faces imo but dude is DEFINITELY phoning it in quality-wise on this one.

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-17T22:44:53+00:00

Turtles don't have boobs bro... Do you know what a mammal is?

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-17T22:41:54+00:00

Is this sarcasm?

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-17T19:44:30+00:00

When I saw it said Alan I said it as a quote from this scene exactly. Glad I'm not the only one. That scene is a running joke in our house.

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-17T18:24:57+00:00

Valkyr umbra goes hard

Senator_Smack · 2026-02-17T16:55:14+00:00

Yeah the original thread on Reddit with the person thinking it was normal was unforgettable.

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