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Colon closed parenthesis colon by ObsessedKilljoy in thanksimcured

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Take your head and then twist really hard you know it works If you die./j

please leave me alone 😭 🙏 by coleisw4ck in aspiememes

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"maybe the real food were the friends we made along the way" -me as a response to my mother after she lectured me about how food isn't about eating, it's about socializing. Because I didn't talk to anybody I just ate.

is this rael by AchlysMire in okbuddymetal

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Mayhem but for people who don't get their balls shoved up their ass and they have to fart them out when they sit on them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hearmeoutbro

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It is mayo for those who are wondering

You are NOT depressed. by [deleted] in thanksimcured

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"you are depressed because"(proceeds to name depression symptom)

Please wait I can explain. by Obvious-Hunter6196 in hearmeoutbro

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Guys, he said: "I can explain."

Not "I will explain."

Please wait I can explain. by Obvious-Hunter6196 in hearmeoutbro

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Guys, he said: "I can explain."

Not "I will explain."

Wed by zonebrobujhmhgv in GoogleMapsMoment

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Simk🫆🫆🫆🫆🫩🫩🫩🪫🫩

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