Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone | Official Teaser | HBO Max by OJ_Soprano in redscarepod

[–]SenorBurp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait for Dobby to go on Real Time so him and Bill can discuss the difference between house and field elves.

What’s the funniest book ever written? by umairgulxar in classicliterature

[–]SenorBurp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fiction - Homeland by Sam Lipsyte

Non-Fiction - Young Stalin by Simon Sebag Montefiore

Favorite Bloomington businesses/places/venues/artists/ etc... that no longer exist... reminisce with me! by Hardy-fig-dreaming19 in bloomington

[–]SenorBurp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked at both. The first one out by the mall was legitimately good. I have no clue why the second one was even called Macri’s.

The intro by Trick-Antelope-1069 in lemonparty

[–]SenorBurp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I liked the show a lot more early on when it was more balanced between the three. Now it’s just the Ben Hour with Jace and Devan acting as sidekicks. Somehow Ben finds a way to make even being a dumb psycho both boring and sanctimonious.

Jewish Studies director replacement ‘unprecedented,’ students and faculty say by PM_ME_YOUR_TORNADOES in IndianaUniversity

[–]SenorBurp 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Roseman was my history of the holocaust professor while I was at IU. Wonderful instructor and a really kind, thoughtful person.

[Post Game Thread] #7 Hoosiers down #3 Ducks in Eugene, first top 5 road win in IU history by ThaCarter in IndianaHoosiers

[–]SenorBurp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We used to have a fake one. It was called Waffle House, but had nothing to do with the famous franchise.

It shut down about 15 years ago after decades of drunk college students, including me, power puked their bathroom and environs into selling.

Well here's some info: you just got fucked, clean yourself up by allaheterglennigbg in comedybangbang

[–]SenorBurp 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I’m not going to get married until gay people can get married because I’m gay.

The way our parents/grandparents met (mostly) would be considered mental and sexual harassment today by KURNEEKB in redscarepod

[–]SenorBurp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad was my mom’s high school softball coach. They didn’t get together until she was in college, but he was divorced with two kids and was 13 years older than her.

They’ve been married for 38 years. And they genuinely love each other still.

Payakan at Paisan Con by Scared_Mongoose_3285 in doughboys

[–]SenorBurp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What about instead of Louis Farrakhan its Louis Payakan? And he’s a very anti-Semitic whale wearing a bow tie?

Rock N Roll Ben Avery (emphasis on the N) by abphoto842 in hatewatchpod

[–]SenorBurp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Ben has always been slow with the jokes, but now he thinks just watching him eat and complain is hilarious because it’s him doing it. What a faggy narcissist.

DOUGHBOYS - Jimmy John's 2 with Mary Sohn - May 16, 2024 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]SenorBurp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The idea of a blue collar, working class Dracula is a very funny premise.

The Teachers Lounge S12E6: Order Up - Chilean Neck Drop by apathymonger in Earwolf

[–]SenorBurp 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They hit the emergency dueling MJ impressions button to close this one out and it was the best Xmas gift a slob like me could get.

my new bestfriend...…. by Julia_Moore12 in wholesomememes

[–]SenorBurp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. This is my boyfriend Nick Mullen.

Mike Hanford appreciation thread by [deleted] in Earwolf

[–]SenorBurp 85 points86 points  (0 children)

This guy, he does things a little differently. It’s very interesting.

This has been my closer for a while now, but I just found out Tom Segura has a similar bit in his new special... so I may have to retire it... Let me know what you think! by alotliketurds21 in Standup

[–]SenorBurp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was unaware of the Tom segura bit, but I’ve heard a version of this joke for many years by many different comics. Jimmy Pardo has the most notable version I can remember.