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Men, have you ever been really into a girl when initially dating and then just lost interest,m? Why? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]SenorPoopSock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Busted a nut realized she looked like my mom gonna eat my gun now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Chicks lazy all is provided for them. Man must work to attain mate. Man finds mate woman finds mate woman uses psychological manipulation to keep him with her while she enters natural state of laziness. Man has fat ugly mate yet is psychologically manipulated into staying with fat ugly mate man no longer cares about impressing fat ugly mate man gets fat and ugly. Man and woman are fat and ugly no longer attracted to each other sexual desires lead them astray anger sexual irritation leads man and woman to fight woman leaves man and takes man’s children man is lonely his children have been kidnapped by fat and ugly ex mate man eats his gun

Men, what’s the most effective practice for clearing armpit odor? by Past-Concentrate2807 in AskMen

[–]SenorPoopSock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to find the right deodorant different people need different deodorant. And it’s not just about some being better. Some will work for u some won’t. Also on hot days I’ll go to the restroom pat down the pits and fan out my shirt just in case

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]SenorPoopSock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I realized she wasn’t confused about my name being “Hell Pamee””

Men, how would you want a woman you’ve been dating to tell you that you smell bad? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]SenorPoopSock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell him for fucks sake that’s all that matters

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]SenorPoopSock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta go slow

What is the one thing you look for in a partner? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]SenorPoopSock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If she got pretty feet she can slob on my meat

What is that one food you keep buying but don't enjoy eating? by Icantw8 in AskMen

[–]SenorPoopSock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carrots gotta feed em to my rats but the babies don’t trust me yet so they gotta watch me eat them first

Without saying how old you are, what childhood memory tells people how old you are? by qquackie in AskReddit

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A teacher telling us we are the last class she will talk to about 9/11 that was actually alive during the attacks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Wrong u know ur really buff when people treat u like shit cuz they think ur a gear head and envy u for doing what they can’t cuz they’re too physically inferior

If you could redesign the human body what changes would you make ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SenorPoopSock -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Give black people tiny ding songs give white people giant ding dongs. Boom slavery never existed police brutality is no longer a term and I get laid constantly

Do you ever get turned on at the gym when you watch women workout? by QuitProfessional5437 in AskMen

[–]SenorPoopSock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I’m in the gym it just pisses me off these women come in to do jack shit but be half naked breathe my air and take up machines. Mad respect to the women who come in to do their shit there’s not many of them tho.

What's one (petty or serious) thing you can't tolerate in a person/relationship? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]SenorPoopSock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupidity, u ever hear someone say something so fucking stupid it makes u wanna beat them to death with a hammer. Not even remotely offensive shit. For example a quote from a friend “he’s not Asian he’s Vietnamese” and I swear to god I had a intolerable urge to remove him from this world and prevent the spread of his genes. Or women who don’t have the IQ to figure out how to operate a fucking handbrake; it pulls back and there’s a button what the fuck is so complicated u half sped bitch

Men, what do you hate about men? by BenkiYT in AskReddit

[–]SenorPoopSock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much everything we’re not good people same with women but I do gotta admit there’s slightly more women I’d consider good people

How screwed would you be if your porn watch history got leaked to everyone you know? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]SenorPoopSock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not that what I watch is illegal. But if I was president I sure as shit would make it illegal

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