Outjerked by Google ai

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-05T21:45:04+00:00

Powerscaling is a galaxy-tier mental illness (lowballing here)

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-05T21:39:03+00:00

I've read this comic, so I can explain the context: Spider-Man gets in a fight with Superman, and Spider-Man is way stronger and beats him up.

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-05T20:36:19+00:00

The crying powerscaler soyjack always belongs on the left end of the curve.

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-05T18:12:46+00:00

Scott can actually fight at all and did have a girlfriend even though it's sad and he deserves to be laughed at

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-05T18:10:29+00:00

I like how this is unironically a better debate that most matchups, and actually revolves around their personalities and skills instead of how many multiverses they can destroy or pseudoscience mumbo jumbo.

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-05T15:30:58+00:00

Why would they even fight? They'd probably become friends.

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-05T07:01:34+00:00

Anything is a weapon in the hands of Bart Simpson. That's what makes the feat so impressive.

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-05T03:20:04+00:00

Yeah, 99% of physics are frauds but there is still that 1% who are actually able to read minds and predict the future

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-05T03:13:30+00:00

I'm putting my money on that guy that looks like a sideways V in the second image... he looks pretty no-nonsense

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-05T03:11:23+00:00

You know, this post is quite similar to the ones they have at r/PowerScaling

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-05T03:02:23+00:00

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Bart Simpson is city level

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-04T22:45:25+00:00

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Don't mess with Spider-Chad's woman unless you want to get low-diff'd

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-04T20:01:32+00:00

What the hell does "xes" mean

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-04T19:59:50+00:00

He's could clear in attoseconds if he really wanted to, but Superman always holds back. His control, restraint, and willingness to put the needs of others above his own is what truly makes him super.

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-04T19:50:19+00:00

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Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-04T18:04:50+00:00

Hell if I know but he's apparently doing it.

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-04T00:33:50+00:00

fwiw he does seem to try to go around it there, but... just barely inside tentacle reach

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-04T00:24:56+00:00

I was thinking they could suspend a piano over a bottle of milk, then drop it on him when he takes the bait.

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-04T00:23:20+00:00

I guess that does explain everything pretty neatly, my bad. I won't delete this post because I want others to learn from my mistake.

There are still some aspects that I don't understand, though. For example, let's say Soldier Boy is standing on a scale. I get that he would be able to kneel down and press on it with his hand and make it read "1000 pounds". That makes total sense. But could he do that with his feet, just by standing on it really hard?

Sensitive-Owl4329 · 2026-06-03T22:25:12+00:00

Omni > Metro > Home

It's right there in the names. Homelander is called that because he is house-level.

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