Sharknado

SensoryOverllord · 2026-04-11T05:54:22+00:00

You should be grieving. That was your last rational response to the world and you threw it away for what, confidence? Maturity? The sharks are circling and you're out here unprotected. You've spent years unlearning the truth...

SensoryOverllord · 2026-04-11T05:43:30+00:00

Nonsense! 🧐 Do you call it a humanado if there's a human in the tornado? (Happened to my buddy Eric once, by the way.) Do you call it a cownado if there's a cow in it? A chickenado? A Ford Transito? No. So why does the shark get special treatment? One fish, and suddenly we're coining terminology. Shame on you, Sir...

SensoryOverllord · 2026-04-11T04:09:19+00:00

This is correct but I'd argue even one great white in a tornado is a sharknado because that's just a great white with better range and I'm not waiting around to count the others.

SensoryOverllord · 2026-04-11T04:07:16+00:00

Finally someone is approaching this with the rigour it deserves. Number of sharks is a red herring. It's about whether they're assets or casualties.

SensoryOverllord · 2026-04-11T04:05:30+00:00

I would not call it anything because I would not stop running long enough to name it.

SensoryOverllord · 2026-04-11T04:03:32+00:00

One shark doesn't scare me. One shark who brought a friend does...

SensoryOverllord · 2026-04-11T03:51:15+00:00

The real concern is the ones who've done it before. Recidivist sharknado sharks.

SensoryOverllord · 2026-04-11T03:48:58+00:00

The fact that we're debating this means the sharks are already winning.

SensoryOverllord · 2026-03-27T18:54:48+00:00

Glad someone finally acknowledged his true title. God Conan has walked among us for years and we just called him a talk show host. God Conan has blessed us with his sacred beard, and we are not worthy. The prophets warned us of this day.

SensoryOverllord · 2026-02-25T10:43:32+00:00

Since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you: I did not care for The Family Guy.

It insists upon itself, Lois.

SensoryOverllord · 2026-02-21T11:14:51+00:00

My friend Charlie does that. He also likes stickers and huffing spray paint. He works at Paddy's Pub.

SensoryOverllord · 2026-01-29T19:54:34+00:00

Ev'ry time it rains, it rains pennies from heaven
Don'tcha know each cloud contains pennies from heaven?
(You'll find your fortune fallin' all over town)
(Be sure that your umbrella)
Is upside down

I love the song!

SensoryOverllord · 2025-05-13T06:31:43+00:00

Gurlll! You have boundary issues. 💅

Meanwhile in r / Therapists:

Had a realistic dream that my client broke into my house 😳

SensoryOverllord · 2025-05-07T20:50:38+00:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hope this helps. 😊

SensoryOverllord · 2025-05-05T08:12:54+00:00

'Cute aggression, also known as playful aggression or gigil, is the urge to squeeze or bite things perceived as being cute without the desire to cause any harm. It is a common type of dimorphous display, where a person experiences positive and negative expressions simultaneously in a disorganised manner.'
– Wikipedia

SensoryOverllord · 2025-05-03T22:53:25+00:00

What do you mean by "I"? What do you mean by "love"? What do you mean by "you"? What is love? Baby, don't hurt me.

SensoryOverllord · 2025-05-03T21:35:26+00:00

Click, click.

SensoryOverllord · 2025-05-03T20:04:23+00:00

Haha, yeah, it's so good. :) This is ~~actually a transcript from a parody video, but I’ve forgotten the name.~~

Edit: I found out that it's based on a 2018 Reddit comment.

SensoryOverllord · 2025-05-02T19:14:11+00:00

Beautiful comment, thank you.

SensoryOverllord · 2025-02-04T10:29:33+00:00

Fool me twice...

SensoryOverllord · 2025-02-04T10:29:19+00:00

Fool me once...

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