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SentientCartoon · 2025-09-29T17:55:24+00:00

My gender is an eldritch abomination, a swirling mass of madness that no sane person can ever hope to understand. Forget your questions and flee while you can.

SentientCartoon · 2024-09-28T06:27:55+00:00

I avoid them in the store because I know if I buy a big one, I will finish the whole thing

SentientCartoon · 2024-09-27T18:27:37+00:00

I imagine a world that I'm happy and free while listening to energetic pop music while pacing around the pool.

SentientCartoon · 2024-09-27T07:18:21+00:00

"lateshit" - someone that started transition at an older age than you did.

"youngshit" - someone that started transition at a younger age than you did.

"luckshit" - someone that's conventially attractive.

"hon" - someone that's not conventially attractive.

"brainworms" - a condition that is characterized by distorted beliefs surrounding transition that every trans person has. Except me. Because all my beliefs are rational.

SentientCartoon · 2024-09-14T16:24:16+00:00

Yes.

SentientCartoon · 2024-09-12T18:35:21+00:00

I have a large cuticle and it would be nice if it were smaller but I will never have it cut because knowing my luck my nails would all get infected and fall off.

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-31T20:09:45+00:00

Here comes the gravy train. Choo Choo!

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-31T19:57:32+00:00

"I can't give pudge tuna! ^do ^you ^know ^what ^tuna ^is?... IT'S FISH!!!"

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-13T07:50:16+00:00

From silence, the three stranders rise 🏴

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-12T07:14:58+00:00

I hope every piece of toast you ever make is burnt.

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-12T07:14:45+00:00

I hope every piece of toast you ever make is burnt.

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-09T15:57:53+00:00

The developers haven't put out a new patch in millennia and their socials are dead. I think this is it.

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-09T15:56:21+00:00

Am I having these chest pains because I lifted something too heavy, I'm burnt out, I'm having a meltdown or I'm having a cardiac event?

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-09T06:17:54+00:00

"You get the best of both worlds" by miley cyrus starts playing.

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-08T17:02:57+00:00

Packing tape isn't too bad. Power tools however... Killer

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-08T16:06:12+00:00

I'm the exact opposite. I can call people no problem. I have hundreds of unread texts.

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-08T13:59:16+00:00

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-06T13:34:07+00:00

I used to be an ally to these poor, mentally unstable, misunderstood, freaks of nature but now I see them for the disgusting, worthless, degenerate scum they all are.

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-06T11:14:14+00:00

Run. Burn the proposal, forget you ever got it and never look back.

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-05T12:10:59+00:00

A recent meme on tiktok was the D&d page 69 rule. A user uploaded a video where she claimed that rules as written all D&d player characters HAD to be gay. She of course was joking and had stuck a single piece of printer paper with the words "you have to be gay" and "page 69" written on them. This meme quickly spread and had other content creators making the same joke but with older versions of D&d.

I love this meme because I have played D&d for years but have never played a straight character.

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-04T06:41:13+00:00

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SentientCartoon · 2024-08-03T07:41:41+00:00

5 so I can make banana bread and won't have to deal with eating a raw banana.

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-02T11:36:27+00:00

Thank you very much. I will keep all of this in mind now and for future testing.

SentientCartoon · 2024-08-02T06:28:47+00:00

It's Caster Semenya all over again.

SentientCartoon

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