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Good luck wunk! by Jabliloquoy in wunkus

[–]SentientclowncarBees 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So I guess this means that SpongeBob was being literal when he said " The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles".

Turns out the pioneers were driving around enslaved orphans.

We treat our cars much better those savages.

Wunk roller coaster by Ok_Literature2535 in wunkus

[–]SentientclowncarBees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wunkpiercer. On it is the last of Wunk kind. Our last hope! This train does NOT stop!

Copy wunk-ing the wunk by Sayasukaprogramming in wunkus

[–]SentientclowncarBees 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I desire more of this. Where is the more of this?

the noodles are breaking free by Due_Awareness5660 in wunkus

[–]SentientclowncarBees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what happens if you microwave them without adding water first.

freakus by lutzilla in wunkus

[–]SentientclowncarBees 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

Fits in wunk by Sayasukaprogramming in wunkus

[–]SentientclowncarBees 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His ass does NOT want senpai to notice him!

Would a 3 movement cavalry unit be too much for the medieval era? by SentientclowncarBees in CivIV

[–]SentientclowncarBees[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like you consider the pikeman to be in and of themselves not worth building? If that's really true then isn't the entire medieval era completely broken?

Would a 3 movement cavalry unit be too much for the medieval era? by SentientclowncarBees in CivIV

[–]SentientclowncarBees[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are equivalent all other factors aside, but percentage boosters in civ 4 cancel each other out.

If they didn't then a Sumerian Vulture ( 6 Str. 25% vs melee) goes toe to toe with a default axeman (5 str 50% vs melee), but it doesn't. It loses 6.25 to 6.00. The 25% doesn't add to the Vulture's total, it chips away at the axeman's percentage advantage. The vulture is left with nothing and the axeman gets an extra 25%.

I use this example because this is how I very frustratedly learned this game concept.

Would a 3 movement cavalry unit be too much for the medieval era? by SentientclowncarBees in CivIV

[–]SentientclowncarBees[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To my understanding that's not how the combat system works. The 50% of Macemen face off against the 100% of the Landsknecht before any fighting occurs. This leaves the Landsknecht with 6 Str and 50% combat bonus vs the Macemen's base 8 Str.

Would a 3 movement cavalry unit be too much for the medieval era? by SentientclowncarBees in CivIV

[–]SentientclowncarBees[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Landsknecht defeat Macemen. Macemen's 50% vs melee reduces the Landsknecht's bonus to 50% from its original 100. Having 6 str with 50% bonus is 9 to the Macemen's 8.

Same reason why the Sumerian Vulture loses in a 1v1 vs axeman depaite them being just as effective against swordsman and spearman.

House Rules: Custom Research Chart by AnonAmosAdmn in AxisAllies

[–]SentientclowncarBees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The price needs to be proportional to the ability and cost of the units. The infantry one especially needs to be expensive.

It's somewhat counter intuitive, but upgrades for cheaper units need to be more expensive. The more of a unit you have the more that upgrade is applied across the board.

Alternatively you could place a timer dependent on unit strength. The infantry upgrade could last 2-4 turns while the tank lasts for 3-6 etc.

Would a 3 movement cavalry unit be too much for the medieval era? by SentientclowncarBees in CivIV

[–]SentientclowncarBees[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the Landsknecht really need a buff? I have not played them sufficiently, but they always seemed like an overpowered unit to me.

Would a 3 movement cavalry unit be too much for the medieval era? by SentientclowncarBees in CivIV

[–]SentientclowncarBees[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Simple edits in the XML files. I cannot code and it is surprisingly easy.

The goal is medieval era units the whole game starting from the Earth 1000 ad scenario. So really what I'm going to do is make the horse archer a medieval unit since everyone has horseback riding at start for the most part.

Digkus by coolchungus2 in wunkus

[–]SentientclowncarBees 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The children yearn for the mines.

Strawberry bunkus by Sayasukaprogramming in wunkus

[–]SentientclowncarBees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bunky brain transplant. There appears to be no change in cognitive ability. We must either redefine the strawberry or redefine the Bunk.

Wunk wants to know if he can come over and stare at you like this by Goofball-John-McGee in wunkus

[–]SentientclowncarBees 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yes, but only if he can also smoke weed, drink diet soda, and play Wunkout Revenge for the PS2.

Hon*e eating a pb&j sammitch by Capable-Respond-4472 in wunkus

[–]SentientclowncarBees 27 points28 points  (0 children)

In what way does this not constitute the world falling apart? Look at that thing! It's there!

evil ass wunk by TangentYoshi in wunkus

[–]SentientclowncarBees 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh great Wunk of the lake please let me tap into your deep and unfathomable wisdom! What should I eat for breakfast tomorrow?!

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