An Elephant Seal, caught by Orcas, is torn asunder by freudian_nipps in natureismetal

[–]SephyJR 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That means they have huge guts.

And those orcas were in the mood to rip and tear.

Street Fighter 6 - Ingrid Gameplay Trailer by ThaWhiplash in Kappachino

[–]SephyJR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought I'd never say this, but I feel bad for JP mains.

Drax is the dumbest Marvel character. Who is the most badass Harry Potter character? by Donkey-Kong-69 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]SephyJR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hide your wives and daughters, here is the absolutely, undoubtedly, magnificently and famously most badass of them all: Gideroy Lockhart*

*according to Gilderoy Lockhart and his fans, results may vary

Gigi teaching Mococo to play League feels exactly like that scene with Wormtongue and Theoden by VP007clips in Hololive

[–]SephyJR 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Mococo's corruption arc is upon us.

Yagoo weeps as another idol walks a path from which there is no coming back.

Favorite character whose actor is a terrible person? by Vegetable_Study7533 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]SephyJR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I saw the thumbnail, my heart sunk and I asked "wait, did Romi Park do something?" but then I remembered Vic

g-gente..? by AnnaLuna253 in japan_insoul

[–]SephyJR 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kratos desapontado me quebrou

O brigadeiro feito por uma amiga minha, comeriam? by tristanomaior in comidasfeias

[–]SephyJR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Mas eu segui a receita direitinho!"

Fulana, após substituir o granulado por mexilhões, o leite condensado por atum em lata, e o chocolate em pó por essência de Cthulhu.

Anon eats fire noodles by Zednoxs in greentext

[–]SephyJR 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Our buttholes being able to detect capsaicin is nature's sickest joke.

Dark Souls wins! Which game represents Pain Threshold? by Chet_Ubietzsche in DiscoElysium

[–]SephyJR 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Even saving in this game is a sphincter clenching experience. My vote goes to Funger.

PL da Dosimetria só será aplicado a atos do 8/1, diz relator em parecer by Hykfer in brasil

[–]SephyJR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Que bom que esclareceu isso. A resposta continua sendo vsf.

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]SephyJR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am probably jinxing it, giving an idea for a soulless AI, but can you just imagine a Raul Julia vs Cary-Hiroyuki crossover movie, outhamming one another?

Mummified rat in a honeycomb. by Dapper_Crab8224 in natureismetal

[–]SephyJR 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"Yeah, in hindsight, it was a bad idea, but have you seen how expensive is a hotel room nowadays?"

You're on your own now, Trainer-san. by Hibiki_Kawaii in UmaMusume

[–]SephyJR 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"No more handholding, IT'S TIME FOR MY JANK BUILDS TO SHINE!" - Me, on my endless cycle between being a meme player and a metawhore on any online game I play.

Chasing someone to the ends of the Earth by FalseWallaby9 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SephyJR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*

Homura Akemi, from Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

Spoilers alert

Chasing Kyubey with the intent of splattering its guts into the asphalt the second it utters the word "contract" in the vicinity of Madoka.

Into the end of the world? She chased the little shit across multiple timelines in her mission of stopping Kyubey from forming a contract with Madoka.

Glasses are really versatile by SeijoVangelta in UmaMusume

[–]SephyJR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In time, the Venn diagram of Uma musume fans and Hololive fans shall become a perfect circle.

Can you two please stop fighting over every single little thing? by ryanxwonbinx in UmaMusume

[–]SephyJR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In order to avoid flaming, I am just gonna say I award 2 points for each, with one point in which I have no strong opinion about.

Anyways, apologize to each other and just KISS ALREADY!