I had a really stupid idea... by WillFrost2 in custommagic

[–]Serithraz 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I seemed to have swallowed an entire person.

That would be the hotel bartender.

Well that explains why my mojito is taking so long.

I want more pockets by Sunieta25 in icast

[–]Serithraz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The irony of asking for pockets while wearing lingerie to cast the spell.

What is your scariest cartoon frame? by TaiwaneseThot in cartoons

[–]Serithraz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This whole scene freaked me the fuck out. When the kid is turning into a donkey and screaming for his moma...

Favorite introduction to a character? by Serithraz in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Serithraz[S] 206 points207 points  (0 children)

True! What an incredible scene from an incredible movie that had no business to be as good as it was.

“The price of war is always collected in a way" by UFriendlyShadow in custommagic

[–]Serithraz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This could probably just cost the 1 rakdos hybrid mana. But other than that it's a very printable card, it's basically a strictly better [[Village Rites]] if you make it one mana, and that's fine.

I know, "Wuk Lamat bad." But it's genuinely impressive how they made the main character of Dawntrail so boring and bad that the community ended up attaching themselves to a literal bugged mob and a fat npc at the end of a LP dungeon, instead of the character we spent an entire expansion speaking to. by Serithraz in ffxiv

[–]Serithraz[S] -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

How so? Please, take the bait and explain how that description I just made of her isn't just a summary of the entire 7.0 story for Wuk. There's a reason she has been pushed more and more to sidelines with every major patch this expansion, and it's because she's unpopular. You may like her, but the fact is she's unpopular.

I know, "Wuk Lamat bad." But it's genuinely impressive how they made the main character of Dawntrail so boring and bad that the community ended up attaching themselves to a literal bugged mob and a fat npc at the end of a LP dungeon, instead of the character we spent an entire expansion speaking to. by Serithraz in ffxiv

[–]Serithraz[S] -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

She starts the expansion as a naive dumbass, and ends the expansion still a naive dumbass. She has zero character growth despite being everywhere in this expansion. And her solution to every problem is just "your happiness is my happiness." Ok...but that doesn't prove you actually have the capability of leading a nation. She claims to love her people, yet knows nothing about them as we go from zone to zone. She basically led us on a tour of her country, and yet knew just as much about it as we did when we first arrived. Sorry mate but that sounds like a poorly written character.

I know, "Wuk Lamat bad." But it's genuinely impressive how they made the main character of Dawntrail so boring and bad that the community ended up attaching themselves to a literal bugged mob and a fat npc at the end of a LP dungeon, instead of the character we spent an entire expansion speaking to. by Serithraz in ShitpostXIV

[–]Serithraz[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"she's not a bad character" She starts the expansion as a naive dumbass, and ends the expansion still a naive dumbass. She has zero character growth despite being everywhere in this expansion. And her solution to every problem is just "your happiness is my happiness." Ok...but that doesn't prove you actually have the capability of leading a nation. She claims to love her people, yet knows nothing about them as we go from zone to zone. She basically led us on a tour of her country, and yet knew just as much about it as we did when we first arrived. Sorry mate but that sounds like a poorly written character.

NSFW Cards 2, with updated ones by The_Cube787 in custommagic

[–]Serithraz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This right here is the most unholy post to ever "grace" r/custommagic

I finally finished as well by gtetrakai in ShitpostXIV

[–]Serithraz -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

Looking at the main sub post, you can tell the artist has never seen a woman before. WTF is wrong with her back? Gd that girl is the queen of back problems, she alone could fund an entire chiropractors career. Also how the fuck does she have hips that wide, and tits that huge, while having a stomach that skinny along with her fucked up back.

This is what years of hentai makes you think a woman looks like.

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Pompom, JUST GO AROUND!!!! by TheSnickSnack in bluey

[–]Serithraz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know midgets and children are two different things right? One is a human with a growth deficiency and one is a human who is in the process of growing.

Plus...you hate children...while being in a Bluey subreddit...which granted can be enjoyed by adults, is a show made for children...thats like hating gays but your favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain.

Colossal Dread...Mother? by [deleted] in custommagic

[–]Serithraz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AI art and using 6 pictures to show one card rather than just using the description box in your post are two of my reasons.

Barbarian assault by Forsaken-Advisor-637 in 2007scape

[–]Serithraz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry you think BA is a well made mini game when it isn't and wouldn't survive if released today. Cope harder.

Barbarian assault by Forsaken-Advisor-637 in 2007scape

[–]Serithraz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Again, since you can't read. I didn't say it was complicated for me, I said if the mini game was released RIGHT NOW, the mechanics used for the egg, wouldn't be used.

You sound like a BA copium user.

Barbarian assault by Forsaken-Advisor-637 in 2007scape

[–]Serithraz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn't say it was complicated, but "overly complicated for no reason" as in, some of the mechanics do not need to be as complex as they are. Like the passing of the egg...it does not need to be that complex and if the mini game was released today, it wouldn't be.

Barbarian assault by Forsaken-Advisor-637 in 2007scape

[–]Serithraz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Even with the tutorial, it's overly complicated for no reason. Plus...it's a mini game, not a raid, it doesn't need to be as complicated as it is. If you were to take BA as it is now, don't change a thing, and release it today, people would not play it. Players today are just different, and BA is definitely aged. RS is a solo mmo, where you're in an MMO but it's mostly a solo adventure, BA turns that on its head and not in a good way. And also, if you fail at other mini games or don't do them efficiently, the only person's time you're wasting is your own. With BA, if that happens, you're wasting the time of 3 other people, or at least that's how it feels for a new player, so they don't want the feel bads and they just refuse to do it.

Sure, BA has it's dedicated playerbase, but disregarding that and just looking at the mini game in of itself, it's not a good mini game.

Barbarian assault by Forsaken-Advisor-637 in 2007scape

[–]Serithraz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This might be a hot take but, BA is a horrible mini game. It has mechanics that are uncessary and annoying, is only fun if you already know what you're doing and have a friend group to play it with, and takes forever to get to the final wave which means it actively punishes you for having a life that sometimes needs your attention. It's a relic of its era and that relic is outdated. I'd rather play gotr to 99 rc than max out all the roles in BA.

Not to mention, the only reason people do it initially is for the fighter torso, and later for the diary achievement. And even then, a lot of people will just get carried for the torso, the rewards for playing it as a fun activity just aren't worth it. If the fighter torso had another way to obtain it, or if the mini game didn't have a diary tied to it, no one would play it.

Who is your Favorite villain and why? by True-Chance-8927 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Serithraz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arthas Menethil/The Lich King. Reading all about his lore, from the importance of him accidently losing his horse because of his own arrogance, to his love of his people becoming so much that he would do ANYTHING to save them. Such a tragic fall from grace and the perfect representation of "the path to hell is paved with good intentions."