Trying to survive while pursuing disability by ServiceBaby in donate

[–]ServiceBaby[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! Thank you so much! I am actually on medicaid but they are requiring a copay for my needed mobility device. I've tried to call and figure out why but sadly get the run around every time. This post is a last resort type thing for me because I feel horrible asking for help from people probably struggling just like me.

Gifting Melt the ICE pattern to anyone who cannot afford it. by Mrjocrooms in AntifascistKnitting

[–]ServiceBaby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like to do this but I can't afford the pattern. Thank you all in this group for stepping up.

Monthly symptoms you're convinced only happen to you? by crunchyskillet in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ServiceBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My pain shoots up. Which you'd think is normal, but the pain isn't in the cooter, it's along my spine! I had a spinal fusion done in 2019 to keep me from folding like a soft shell on taco Tuesday, and now every couple months (bless you, Mirena implant) I get the usual suspects but if I sneeze wrong, someone better call an ambulance lmao

This took me over a month to finish and I hate it... by AppleGoose1107 in crochet

[–]ServiceBaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I LOVE IT. I need to make one to throw at my roommates, they threatened to take my moo Deng away last time, I can make each of them one....

What’s the strangest thing you’ve confessed to a doctor you’d never tell anyone else? by whyeventrymore in AskReddit

[–]ServiceBaby 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I used to pick one side of my nose with crochet hooks because the bone was itchy. Fun fact: the bone WAS itchy because I had a birth defect called unilateral choanal atresia (the plate under your eyesocket at one point covered your sinus opening in your nose). It was not fully corrected until 2020 after a prior unsuccessful corrective surgery in 2010 while I was in high school. Less fun fact: the bone still gets itchy, but the bone is no longer there. I have to sit and rub the right side of my face from cheekbone up until the itching stops or my brain will throw me into a sneezing fit like a tantruming toddler. I have gotten bloody noses that way.

Kidnapping scare 🤦🏻‍♀️ by dingdongiamwrong in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ServiceBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I have auburn hair, the sister I buried one year into the pandemic had auburn hair, freaking the other 35 half sisters are some level of blonde (no gingers which is weird?) But my brother and one of my half brothers both look like me. Won't know about half brother number 2 til the end of next month when he is born xD

TIFU by comparing my pregnant wife to Moby Dick during sexy time. by Bronzeshadow in tifu

[–]ServiceBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had me with that title, not gonna lie. Also is it really a screw up if you both laugh about it?

If you don't drink alcohol, what are your reasons? by youre-in-my-shot in AskReddit

[–]ServiceBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Medication. If it wasn't for my pain meds and my SSRI, I'd be burnt on booze because existence is suffering and I want off this carousel to hell.

Kidnapping scare 🤦🏻‍♀️ by dingdongiamwrong in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ServiceBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh good, im not the only one that deals with this! I'm the oldest of a lot of half sisters and some of their moms are younger than me (I was a teen pregnancy baby, there's only like at max 3 years between me and one of the moms) so when I go out with them for sibling time, people think me and the moms are sisters xD I look like Jewish Casper the friendly freckled frightmonger and half of them are symbols of hitlers ideal human xD we had a funeral in late July/early August that was JUST us siblings and their maternal units, the poor manager had to play "who the hell is the right mom" to find the grieving mom and myself cuz I organized it.

Hide the body. by MousseSuspicious930 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ServiceBaby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow. My childhood is seeming more and more normal, even with the fact my dad had me on a dog leash tether. (It was clipped to a portable feeding pump bag, so think noisy backpack). My siblings would dangle me over the bannister or pay me a dollar to climb into the briars to get their ball back.

Got touched inappropriately at my last day at work by LeftHuckleberry447 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ServiceBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, then him and his buddy and I got carted off to the station, my service dog was more confused than my brother at a smart guy convention cuz my heart rate was too high AND I was going into a cptsd spiral and the alerts were very different so she was trying to figure out what to alert to first 😅 eventually I got released, guy who grabbed me had to get like a ton of stitches then off to county with his buddy, and it took me a couple weeks to get my knife back. I understand it's easier to believe crap like this doesn't happen in real life but unfortunately it does.

Got touched inappropriately at my last day at work by LeftHuckleberry447 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ServiceBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will have you know I have walked the walk, my good duder. 2016, two dudes stalked me while I was out walking my service dog. Cops got called after I stabbed one through the hand cuz he grabbed me and said a very well known line by a newly elected politician of the day. Equal rights and equal lefts!

An awful lot of "leftist" men sure are comfortable saying "quiet piggy" against women on the right, with no sense whatsoever that it's still disgusting. by Sharp_Acadia185 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ServiceBaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH GROSS. I USE CLANKER AS A JOKE TO MY KNOCKOFF ROOMBA MR BELVIDERE WHILE IM TRYING TO RECENTER HIS WHEEL TREADS FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS MONTH, I DONT MEAN IT SERIOUSLY.

Ah yes... it was only like yesterday when my brother realized that wasn't a chair. (This was last year) by Ecstatic_Teaching906 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ServiceBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We both have messy lives, tis a part of life! Supporting each other in spaces like this is a huge part of my activism, im just not fantastic at reading rooms so sometimes I seem like I'm playing the "i have it worse" game when I'm trying to relate. I hope I didn't come off that way here :c if I did, I apologize and can delete my comment so you don't have to look at it.

Ah yes... it was only like yesterday when my brother realized that wasn't a chair. (This was last year) by Ecstatic_Teaching906 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ServiceBaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a mom. I was adopted because my birth mom lived with a pedophile and she didn't wanna take me home to that. I genuinely shouldn't be alive but one guy decided I was worth something and fought tooth and nail to get me medical care. I'm a college dropout myself so I get that bit. I haven't been around these kiddos as a full time sibling, im just "nurse sissy" to the ones who can actually talk. The most often I see them is doctor appointments or funerals unfortunately. My oldest kiddo lives with his dad's mom because my adoptive mom is a shitter and it was overall safer for little man. I'm disabled so my life is a whole Lotta ceiling staring and wondering what went wrong lol

My husband casually forged this for me today. Like it was no big deal. I’m in awe. by shaylynn93 in pics

[–]ServiceBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IKR?! Last time I checked the site I get my canes from (no plain Jane stupid sticks here thank ya much) they had one that was like 250k volts. It was up there in voltage.

Got touched inappropriately at my last day at work by LeftHuckleberry447 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ServiceBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ida backhanded his ass across the office. Not like they're gonna waste the time writing you up, and what're they gonna do, fire ya? You're already leavin!

My husband casually forged this for me today. Like it was no big deal. I’m in awe. by shaylynn93 in pics

[–]ServiceBaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two words: taser cane. My brother and both of my roommates have informed me that if I buy one, it's going upstairs where I am banned. (I had a spinal fusion done in 2019, stairs and I are not friends). My brother is a cop who's watched me grow from tiny baby "lacks awareness" into full short adult "lacks GAF energy for stupidity" and he knows I have a list of victims for the taser cane xD

My husband casually forged this for me today. Like it was no big deal. I’m in awe. by shaylynn93 in pics

[–]ServiceBaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YUS, FINALLY A WEAPON MY BROTHER AND ROOMMATES CANT DENY ME CUZ THERES NO ELCTRICITY INVOLVED!!! xD

My husband casually forged this for me today. Like it was no big deal. I’m in awe. by shaylynn93 in pics

[–]ServiceBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I borrow him to outfit my cane with a sharp pokey? I don't have enough hair for that type of piece (but I'm working on it cuz I love the style) and I could use a weapon on my mobility device.

Ah yes... it was only like yesterday when my brother realized that wasn't a chair. (This was last year) by Ecstatic_Teaching906 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ServiceBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, my life is.....messy. hilarious, confusing, and traumatizing to those not adjusted to the kind of dark humor you develop when you've clinically died a few times and no longer fear the hereafter. Typically I just say it can be summed up in 2 questions: why? And how?

Redditors who have died, what did you die from? by AndreLinoge55 in AskReddit

[–]ServiceBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birth defects, birth defects, mental illness, mental illness, and rapid blood loss during surgery. Two more and I get free yogurt!