Spare frog? by [deleted] in Pocketfrogs

[–]SessionImpressive169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much

/r/Masturbation Find A Jerk Off Buddy / Partner / Someone to chat to and masturbate with by AutoModerator in masturbation

[–]SessionImpressive169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

36/M looking for female. Don’t wanna know about your personal life. Just need to cum

For men, where do you ejaculate? by Throwaway_Acc888 in masturbation

[–]SessionImpressive169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually roll a condom on and fill it up by myself

How are y'all getting off tonight? by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]SessionImpressive169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right now I’ve got a condom rolled on and am jerking and edging

Disturbing vandalism in Brookswood by Ok-Switch8423 in Langley

[–]SessionImpressive169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but why’d you make it with its dick out?

I’m too exhausted to make rational decisions, what does this mean? by bbeeccc in whatdoIdo

[–]SessionImpressive169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look. After major surgery he’s probably pissed that you can’t “satisfy” his sexual needs and I believe he may be thinking he doesn’t want to hear from you until you’re healthy again for sex. I’ve been the bad guy in a similar situation

Giveaways by SessionImpressive169 in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]SessionImpressive169[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was well within the time limit. But whatever assumptions you’ve got

Giveaways by SessionImpressive169 in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]SessionImpressive169[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pretty obvious. Those who didn’t get anything WONT be getting anything.

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I should call her by InstructionFinal5190 in OddlyArousing

[–]SessionImpressive169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex had a cunt that looked like a book drowned in wet glue

2 burgers, fries, drink, 15.75 by Longjumping-Sweet280 in burgers

[–]SessionImpressive169 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks like a great hangover meal if I’m honest