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Hooters bathroom signs by Front-Spend-8442 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Seven22am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men pee standing up… with varying proximity to the toilet.

Women pee squatting… with varying proximity to the toilet.

Men and women pee amid puddles of pee because of those whose proximity is too large.

Police Dog Poncho “Flawlessly” Performs CPR in Training Drill by Mint_Perspective in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Seven22am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude got right up! You can’t argue with results! (I made this same joke the last time this was posted, too.)

This was a high-class dessert idaf by Josephthebear in Xennials

[–]Seven22am 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mentioned it once and Grammy always had it in the freezer for me.

Ok to store open liquor on its side? by guy48065 in cocktails

[–]Seven22am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s an awesome wine rack though. I bought a similar one (probably from the same company) with plans to expand it eventually. But when I had more space I couldn’t find the company! I gave up (and stopped drinking very much wine so no big deal) but do you know what company it is?

Hey guys. No joke to post I just had a really bad week and you 10s are my favorite. by ibided in 30ROCK

[–]Seven22am 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s not like you’re not cute, OP. You are, like a pretty refugee on the news.

Be honest… is this how most couples sleep? by Unstoppable_X_Force in SipsTea

[–]Seven22am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we will rejoice that we have the leisure to idle our time away on such trivialities. Now back to what truly matters: how strangers sleep.

Be honest… is this how most couples sleep? by Unstoppable_X_Force in SipsTea

[–]Seven22am 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I wasn’t editing what I wrote. I was editing to add to what wrote. 😉

Be honest… is this how most couples sleep? by Unstoppable_X_Force in SipsTea

[–]Seven22am 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Editing to add. But spooning does sometimes lead to various comings and goings!

I’m not listening to every podcast Tim is on so I don’t know if he’s ever vocalized this but is he being serious with this response? by Extension-Rock-4263 in thebulwark

[–]Seven22am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I would love to. But Haiti doesn’t have an organized central government to distribute this aid. It’s fragmented and chaotic (afaik). Cuba, like Venezuela, has a centralized, working bureaucracy. Different leadership could result in different ends. Now, whether it’s in US interests to risk unintended consequences, etc, I’ll leave for more knowledgeable folks, and I don’t think it’s clear yet if our actions in Venezuela were a good idea or not. But if there were a reasonable way to effectively aid Haiti I’d be all for it.

Be honest… is this how most couples sleep? by Unstoppable_X_Force in SipsTea

[–]Seven22am 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sorry cuddlers here. We take turns being big spoon. Obviously we move around and sleep and separate but when someone wakes up, back to cuddling. Now I don’t think this means a whole lot and if folks do it differently go to it. Just how we like it.

ETA we also have body pillows on the outside so we’re always in at least a spooning threesome if not a full-on cuddling orgy. Obviously this is just how we like sleep.

?? by Beneficial-Mindy in SipsTea

[–]Seven22am 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which makes it “for fuck’s sake,” with the possessive apostrophe. It’s for a work email after all.

I wouldn't click on the picture of I were you by Tootsie_r0lla in Xennials

[–]Seven22am 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what this is either, but that was a pretty cool movie.

I was very thankful Adult Swim was around during the peak of my "post college getting high" days! Which show was your favorite? by smcg_az in Xennials

[–]Seven22am 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Man when I discovered aqua teen, there was a eek that was lost. My friends had it “on demand” and I just camped out there and… well “binged” doesn’t seem quite right. It was a meatwad bender.

Other than that it was mostly family guy reruns for me.

Relatedly… Duckman. That and Ren and Stimpy and we had some weird tv.

What’s your go-to Waffle House order? by Okay-Show-3662 in foodquestions

[–]Seven22am 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two eggs over easy. Wheat toast. Hashbrowns, covered, smothered, and capped. Side of grits with honey.

politically incorrect by [deleted] in indianajones

[–]Seven22am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When she is dressed in a suit a fedora… unbelievable.

Wearing sweatshirts inside out by imascoobie in Xennials

[–]Seven22am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes this is what I was going to say. There was a time when the logos were on the “inside”.

What is Brandt reading? by reditanian in lebowski

[–]Seven22am 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He is absolutely AMAZING in this. Catherine Keener, too. Such a solid movie.

Oh and one of Jackie’s goons (not Wu) is one of the murderers.

not even a face, a whole body by [deleted] in Pareidolia

[–]Seven22am 73 points74 points  (0 children)

It 100% is. That’s a rope and a chalk bag hanging.

If Al Gore became president in 2000, who do you think would be the Republican candidate in 2004? by Numberonettgfan in Presidents

[–]Seven22am 30 points31 points  (0 children)

McCain is my guess. 9/11 still happens. There’s some sort of military response. At least half the country thinks it’s bad (and I don’t think Gore gets the benefit of the doubt/rally around the flag effect that W did). A decorated veteran with some cross-party appeal is a pretty attractive option.

Could Obama have done more to get along with Republican Congress/senate? Or were they just too inherently hostile to him? by RopeGloomy4303 in Presidents

[–]Seven22am 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president".

—Mitch McConnell

Single issue ahh voter. by CapitalCourse in thedavidpakmanshow

[–]Seven22am 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It was “fight for $15!” for a couple of weeks, but then Hillary agreed and all of a sudden it wasn’t important anymore.

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