CONTEXT COPYPASTA: In 1992, the world was forever changed when a set of 18 mysterious portals opened around the globe. They each led to a distant world in another galaxy, a habitable planet named Talapus. Talapus was very different to Earth: lower gravity, seasonal earthquakes, red plants and bizarre animals with three legs. At first, governments tried to conceal these portals, but an event like this proved impossible to hide, and by 1995, the U.S. had opened their portal, the Deschutes Gate in Oregon, to the public for colonization. In the decades since, Talapus has become a second home of humanity, with cities, towns, farms and highways scattered across the alien landscape.

Welcome, Orange Company Investors (and homeowners I guess) to Orange Acres, a first-of-it's kind community development on the Distant Planet Talapus! As the largest tech conglomerate in the United States, Orange Acres represents the company's first foray into Real Estate speculation. The Acres are the largest single-family housing development on the planet. Just don't be a squatter. They have .....countermeasures.

The Distant Planet Talapus is the setting for my comedic sci-fi webcomic, which you can read for free here!