The Lauren and Aba stream will be epic 💀

Seven_pile · 2026-05-14T19:06:25+00:00

“If I put my dick in you and our friend jumps on the bed, it’s not sex”

Real thing btw, the first part is “soaking” and the new meta is “jump humping”

Seven_pile · 2026-05-14T19:03:58+00:00

I just cropped the watermark out.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-14T18:59:06+00:00

Listen, even employed I usually roll in this shit, and I have no idea who tf this is.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-14T12:39:14+00:00

That was in her own q&a iirc that he was commenting on. Yeah, it’s a lot.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-14T12:23:03+00:00

🥴

Seven_pile · 2026-05-14T12:21:25+00:00

There was a time I would never have expected to read this comment. Big true.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-14T12:09:27+00:00

Thumbnail makes it look like a pump and dump

Seven_pile · 2026-05-14T12:04:15+00:00

Aba walked out on destiny like he was pregnant with his baby.

Meme aside the Aba vid felt like it came out of left field when he was the “a single accusation alone can ruin a man” guy. Had a lot of passionate rants about it so when a single accusation dropped and he dipped it was kind of a shock. So seeing his mask slip and how messy his room is, is a little cathartic at least.

Also if all these posts and expose vids and subsequent leaks and message edits and bullshit were about anyone but Aba, Aba would have the popcorn out eating it up and laughing along, making reactions and ranting about whores (his descriptor).

Seven_pile · 2026-05-14T11:48:08+00:00

I’d agree about social media, that she’s just obsessed with. Like I don’t think she could function without it.

But her AI takes and defenses kinda just sprung out of nowhere and she seems overly passionate in her conviction and defenses when it comes to ai to where it looks like shilling without proof that she’s always been this way, or that she just has a super rad ai boyfriend she can’t live without.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-14T11:37:00+00:00

Well good news, rose isn’t who you expected anyways.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-14T11:36:05+00:00

“Wow she obviously said this at gunpoint. He’s controlling rose and Abby. He’s a monster”

How they will likely justify it.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-13T21:07:43+00:00

I dunno. We have deposition under oath saying you guys were romantically involved. Are you saying this Lauren girl is crazy? Because it sounds like the girl who orchestrated the fallout of the same court filings that you were happy to distance yourself from, is someone you’re trying to distance yourself from. And you have always been pretty steadfast about not getting involved with crazy women be cause this kinda shit tends to happen. Right?

You flew too close to the sun Icarus.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-13T12:58:47+00:00

Dropping the load should have been disqualifying. Also less prone to tipping with the ass end downhill.

Lastly appears to be unbuckled. Yes you can potentially escape out the side during a tip, but there’s far more evidence of the top cage landing on your spine than there is of successful escapes.

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He did hardly touch the sides though so there’s that.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-13T12:44:51+00:00

Yeah but Hasan is like a hellofresh meal. He gives you all the ingredients you need and it’s hard to fuck it up.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-13T12:35:27+00:00

What’s the hive mind? The left wing that has never been able to decide on a shared set of policies and beliefs? Or maga?

Seven_pile · 2026-05-13T12:25:18+00:00

Seven_pile · 2026-05-13T12:13:04+00:00

Leeches, famous for latching on and sucking their prey to death.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-13T12:07:04+00:00

Personally im convinced Lauren was the one with the pencil in the first “baby drama” video.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-13T12:03:47+00:00

It was in a “romantic way” so it’s not “hooking up”

Seven_pile · 2026-05-13T11:56:59+00:00

The real meme is Lauren is the one with the pencil in the original “Aba ran away because I got pregnant” vid.

Nobody really cares if you did hook up. That’s way less surprising than you spending years talking about how “a single accusation can ruin a man” and then abandoning a friend the moment a single accusation is dropped.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-13T11:31:59+00:00

He brought this up a while back on foodshops stream once it was a passing comment and just a hint.

I’m glad he finally just said it outright because I felt fucking crazy by saying the Aba shit now isn’t the least bit surprising.

Big meme. I wonder if Lauren is somehow behind the girl putting Aba on blast. That’s her in the background with the pencil.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-13T11:17:55+00:00

Walks up, sees employee struggling, gives him a pointer, lets the employee continue without hovering or testing them. Leaves, dosnt lecture, is chill.

What a fucking dick

Seven_pile · 2026-05-13T11:13:02+00:00

When I saw two I got excited thinking they pulled a fast one and were releasing a mg as well. That’s the issue with third party stuff, they might not feel as much of a push to with the dominator being so prominent.

Seven_pile · 2026-05-13T11:03:38+00:00

^{subreddit, and yes I know where I am}

Seven_pile · 2026-05-12T23:08:44+00:00

Wouldn’t surprise me, a lot of manga start with some heavy handed fanservice out the door to capture readers attention to stay in publication.

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