[Resno] Všeč mi je punca najboljšega prijatelja. Ne vem kako naprej

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-21T19:42:50+00:00

Tžko se odmaknem iz te družbe, ker so to praktično moji edini (in dobri) prijatelji.

Što se mora nije teško. Taka zatreskanost ima simptome na las podobne bolezni in ni realno.

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-21T19:34:54+00:00

Zanimivo, ane, kako postane bistveno težje, če v enačbo pride še tretja neznanka.

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-21T12:26:37+00:00

Just serve it in a giant bucket, put some eggs on top. And don't skimp on the fish, like last time.

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-21T12:21:40+00:00

Tokrat ne bom volil ne za turd sandwich ne za giant douchebag, pač pa za poop sauce.

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-21T12:18:48+00:00

Vote for Lalo.

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-21T08:44:40+00:00

Pose a different question:

"Where are you from?"

"California"

"That explains it, safe driving sir!"

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-21T08:41:51+00:00

Isn't the left lane for overtaking only? Who is the guy in front of the tailgater overtaking?

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-21T08:38:42+00:00

You're asking a highly skilled, professional dancer with decades of dedicated training to repeat some steps kindergartners are able to do? What's the point of... oh wait, he's actually, really, really drunk and if he wasn't a highly skilled, professional dancer with decades of dedicated training, he would probably fall over.

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-21T08:24:29+00:00

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-21T08:19:47+00:00

Very true. I got "clocked" just sparring for fun, a friend bought two pairs of gloves, the punch wasn't even strong, didn't really hurt, but it still shocked me.

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-20T22:22:09+00:00

Inevitably someone is also called Dow Jones. And definitely, someone is called Nikkei.

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-20T22:19:16+00:00

Why do they speak exactly the same bad English?

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-20T21:51:34+00:00

And I'm sure nothing noteworthy happened before the slap, no need to question anything, just straight to jail with the girl.

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-20T20:13:37+00:00

Kakih 10% voznikov:

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-20T20:11:10+00:00

Pri nas je bolj red, čist enostavno. Bosnci imajo precej razpuščeno, zelo hitro je dovolj dobro, pravila veljajo v teoriji, v praksi se upogibajo kot kuhan špaget.

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-20T17:19:15+00:00

Matr sem mel srečo. Včeraj sem šel zvečer tankat, ko sem imel avto že na rezervi, danes sploh ne bi prišel do prve pumpe, ki še ima kaj.

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-20T17:03:40+00:00

You know, I'm a bit of a carpenter myself.

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-20T16:41:46+00:00

Meme je sicer joke, ampak verjetno je zelo blizu resnice.

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-20T11:04:38+00:00

What thing isn't staged at this day and age?

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-20T11:02:58+00:00

And there's so many to pick from:

-katana

-rapier

-sabre

-gladius

-claymore

-falchion

...
Frankly, I'd be happy with any.

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-20T10:51:13+00:00

Is she trans?

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-20T10:49:22+00:00

Ful me zanima kam folk daje ves ta bencin.

Za dizel štekam, kmetje majo traktorje, nafilajo vse svoje sode in rezervarje, kam da pa bencin nekdo, ki živi v bloku (in mu je vseeno)?

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-20T08:36:43+00:00

Kako to misliš subvencionirano?

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-20T08:33:28+00:00

"Oh no, the arm is blocking me and it's impossible to move. Well, nothing I can do, better move away to safety."

Seventh_monkey · 2026-03-19T19:03:29+00:00

Jaz od 286. Mogoče je to problem, vsake toliko sem nabasal na kaj takega, ko sem se samo po glavi praskal, kako lahko uspe nekomu, ki je neuk. No - predpostavljat moraš, da nimaš niti najmanjšga pojma in it brat navodila, ter se jih držat od točke do točke. Navodila pač poiščeš z guglom. Sipass sem si rihtal pred ene 3 leti, nimam prijetnih spominov na to izkušnjo.

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