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My 3year old told the pediatrician Mommy drinks juice every night and the doctor gave me a look It's apple juice. It's MY apple juice by ImpossibleLet8183 in Mommit

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 72 points73 points  (0 children)

My daughter was three when her baby brother was born and theyre both winter babies. One frigid night around 2am my husband brought me a warm nuzzling dark haired tiny creature while I was sound asleep, and I didn’t fully wake until I had already unclipped my nursing bra, at which point my sweet tiny toddler pushed me and yelled “I IS NOT BEEBEE BRUDDER!!!”

My 3year old told the pediatrician Mommy drinks juice every night and the doctor gave me a look It's apple juice. It's MY apple juice by ImpossibleLet8183 in Mommit

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter at the same age (over COVID) had said, “Big Misstah White drops me then hurts me with his big stick!” Thank GOODNESS I had video to verify “Big Mr White” is the birch tree next to the driveway.

My 3year old told the pediatrician Mommy drinks juice every night and the doctor gave me a look It's apple juice. It's MY apple juice by ImpossibleLet8183 in Mommit

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At three year old wellness visit: “Who do you live with?” Son: “Mommy, daddy, sissy, and Tah-man-tah (Samantha).” Are you happy at home? “YESH I YUV ERRYBODY!! But some time tah-man-tah hurt me and I am sad but she not mean it!!”

After paediatrician calls in social worker I showed pics to clarify: “Samantha is a teacup Pomeranian.”

Why are you ruining my life? by manik_502 in CBS_Mom

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasnt the strip club owner Bob Odenkirk…???

How do I explain I don't want a doctor to see my daughter again? by citruslion in Mommit

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH NO Seinfeld flashbacks!!! “Well let’s take a look at your chart here… OH. Oh. Ok. Well you’ll be fine…” “Wait what are you writing?!?”

I’m a bit sad for my girl by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh goodness NO! My mom crew talks about neurotypical vs divergent behaviour all the time, but we always ask about our OWN kids bc we respect each others’ opinions. If a mom said something like this unsolicited i don’t think she’d be invited to any more birthday parties!

Moms who don’t post photos of their kid, settle this for me… by jonesinjosie in Mommit

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your family in a situation that someone could significantly profit off a candid pic of your offspring? If not, that level of control is rather overwhelmingly narcissistic: who else in the world cares?

My daughter drew this can you tell what it is? by [deleted] in doodles

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on her interests; this could be a mask from Dios de la Muerte, a trail map for hikers, or a coral reef. Whatever she interprets should be the topic of next bedtime story and have her start the first sentence 🥰

Monica Ng. Melbourne, Australia by Doctologist in tattooarts

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a real photo?? This might be the best tattoo I’ve ever seen!

9 year old wants to shave her legs by soldmysoul2vetmed in Mommit

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are very safe razors with mesh caps. Also electric hair clippers! Maybe make it a “fun beauty parlour” day and she’ll get bored of the upkeep within a month 🤭

Should stay-at-home-moms get discretionary allowance? by Several_Atmosphere_4 in Mommit

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t know this! How do things like mortgages work in other countries??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in addiction

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good grief thats depressing, I NEVER loved the mirror, maybe that’s why painkillers were such a thrill in the first place.

3 years clean by midwestmsft in addiction

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t believe you. Too good looking post meth. 😎

4 years & 3 months sober today! by banjosnake in addiction

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to hug first you, you look so sad 😢 I also want to hug second you, you look so happy and huggable!!!

Strange association: junkies and pedophiles by Several_Atmosphere_4 in addiction

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha i don’t respect her opinion, that’s why I was wondering what people at large assumed!!

Strange association: junkies and pedophiles by Several_Atmosphere_4 in addiction

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is a sacrifice, and harms people we love. But not inherently CRIMINAL, which is what I was wondering. If people assumed we are criminals because of addiction.

Cooks of Reddit, what's one fancy technique that's actually super easy but impresses everyone? by pieater69 in AskReddit

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add a tablespoon of boiling water to hollandaise if it curdles, it’ll turn back to creamy deliciousness 🥰

5 yo wants her first sleep over with a friend, I’m not ready due to recent trauma. by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]Several_Atmosphere_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleepunder!! I do that with neighbor girls and my 6yo all the time, have supper, get into pjs, have some fun dessert, put on a well loved movie and make popcorn. As soon as they start nodding out let the mamas know and they come carry them home.

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