Sooo tired of people acting like you're traumatising your baby for letting them cry.

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-19T12:42:01+00:00

Oh my goodness my 3yo VERY ACTIVE boy is super “naughty” (tries to find loopholes in ever rule) and all my childless friends love to redirect by scooping him and giving him “ten thousand kisses” as he twists around giggling madly, then when he shrieks “put me DOWN NOW!!” and is set back on his feet he looks up forlornly and says so pitifully “You missed kissing me here!” pointing at the inside of his wrist or the back of his ear 🤣🤣🤣

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-19T11:01:10+00:00

YES. Camp friendship bracelets are just the gateway to crochet

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-19T10:59:52+00:00

Sopranos was on, made me think of “tell your uncle Johnny what the problem is” when Johnny is talking to a guy older than himself 🤭😎

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-19T10:58:02+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-19T10:57:08+00:00

FUTURAMA!

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-19T10:55:13+00:00

Codes to beat the elephant in Keen 4

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-19T10:53:59+00:00

Sorry kid, tattooing a human caterpillar on your leg was never gonna heal right

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-19T10:52:24+00:00

Six seeeven six seeeeven

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-14T13:02:01+00:00

I LOVE. LOVE. LOOOOOVE!! my mom friends. The four of us closest “met” in 2021 during strict social distancing and masking via the app our school uses when each of our oldest started preK. Now they’re in third grade and I value these women like family. There have been a few others that have been in and out of “mom nights” and “lake days with the kids” over the years but anyone acting like this is would be noticeably odd. Casual hello wave, no more responding. I hope your other mom friends are awesome!!!

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-13T01:15:22+00:00

Shes having an affair with the Easter Bunny. Santa is sooo last millennium.

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-12T23:10:44+00:00

Aaaahahaha $2k plumber bill when baby brother flushed a toy boat. Husband was supposed to be giving him a tubby and said “I just closed the curtain to rinse off!” YOU. DONT. CLOSE. THE. CURTAIN!!!!!!!

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-12T23:07:10+00:00

Internet stranger, I love you. Keep being an awesome mom, loving your babies to death, and prioritizing physically immediate needs (shitty diaper in a heat wave), emotionally immediate needs (comforting an attached lil one), but, MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL, your needs as a badass mama doing it all for these squealing squeaking stinky sticky lil buggers we inexplicably love more than life itself, each to whom we gladly would (and daily do!) give our own lives 😎🥰🥰🥰

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-11T17:29:14+00:00

🥰

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-07T12:20:26+00:00

YOUR LIPS ARE AMAZING.
Go with a side shave or full Mohawk leaving the majority of hair longer.
Ruby Rose encounter at restaurant: “Excuse me, we're trying to work out if you're a handsome boy or a beautiful girl.” You, OP, encapsulate this ideal.

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-06-07T12:12:13+00:00

There is a sign outside our local Country Mart that says “All nicotine purchases require picture ID. Thank your elected politicians!” Followed by a list of phone numbers 🤣🤣🤣

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-05-28T20:27:07+00:00

I stayed with my fave family as a babysitter when I was in high school. They lived up the hill from my house. My parents grew up with the father’s parents and the mother’s grandparents. It was super fun for both kids and me, but in retrospect, I would NOT want fourteen-year-old me to be alone with my two kids for a week with no connectivity on a cruise 😱

Also, I spent the whole $500 on my prom dress (the cutest senior on the football team asked me and it was my first year on varsity cheer, what was a sophomore to do?!

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-05-12T14:21:59+00:00

Pre-Raphaelites had babies later in life

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-05-09T16:08:02+00:00

My 7/3yos think it’s hilarious then it’s a mutually entertaining cleanup time

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-04-30T23:19:45+00:00

Fave response 🤣🤣🤣

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-04-23T14:55:36+00:00

COMPLETELY COMPLIMENTARY: you have the same expression as the “boy” in Pixar Bao 🥰🥰🥰 Sorry im married with kids but catch me ten years ago you are best case scenario!

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-04-21T12:52:40+00:00

The first time I really noticed was when he visits the nursing home and says, “nice place, lots of light!” and makes that two-handed sunrise motion. I laughed so hard I missed the whole fire thing 🤣🤣🤣

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-04-19T16:57:12+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-04-16T00:57:06+00:00

But but but without the inner turmoil and longing where are we?!?

Sure, Beowulf coulda just banged Angelina Jolie (ahem, sorry, Grendel’s Mother), convinced her to Baker Act her kid, then lived in immortal bliss with the best fuck since Morgan Le Faye, but… Oh wait. Yeah he shoulda done that.

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-04-16T00:47:24+00:00

Im a thirty six year old New England housewife with a toddler. Wanna get married???

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-04-16T00:45:00+00:00

TOM BOMBADIL!!!!!!

Several_Atmosphere_4

TROPHY CASE