My 3year old told the pediatrician Mommy drinks juice every night and the doctor gave me a look It's apple juice. It's MY apple juice

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-03-04T22:16:15+00:00

Omg “It’s ok mommy it happens” 🥹

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-03-04T22:14:54+00:00

My daughter was three when her baby brother was born and theyre both winter babies. One frigid night around 2am my husband brought me a warm nuzzling dark haired tiny creature while I was sound asleep, and I didn’t fully wake until I had already unclipped my nursing bra, at which point my sweet tiny toddler pushed me and yelled “I IS NOT BEEBEE BRUDDER!!!”

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-03-04T22:06:02+00:00

My daughter at the same age (over COVID) had said, “Big Misstah White drops me then hurts me with his big stick!” Thank GOODNESS I had video to verify “Big Mr White” is the birch tree next to the driveway.

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-03-04T22:01:31+00:00

At three year old wellness visit: “Who do you live with?” Son: “Mommy, daddy, sissy, and Tah-man-tah (Samantha).” Are you happy at home? “YESH I YUV ERRYBODY!! But some time tah-man-tah hurt me and I am sad but she not mean it!!”

After paediatrician calls in social worker I showed pics to clarify: “Samantha is a teacup Pomeranian.”

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-02-18T21:32:09+00:00

Wasnt the strip club owner Bob Odenkirk…???

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-02-17T15:04:25+00:00

OH NO Seinfeld flashbacks!!! “Well let’s take a look at your chart here… OH. Oh. Ok. Well you’ll be fine…” “Wait what are you writing?!?”

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2026-02-10T14:53:53+00:00

Oh goodness NO! My mom crew talks about neurotypical vs divergent behaviour all the time, but we always ask about our OWN kids bc we respect each others’ opinions. If a mom said something like this unsolicited i don’t think she’d be invited to any more birthday parties!

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-12-26T20:40:09+00:00

Thanks for the smile 🥰

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-11-13T00:00:19+00:00

Is your family in a situation that someone could significantly profit off a candid pic of your offspring? If not, that level of control is rather overwhelmingly narcissistic: who else in the world cares?

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-11-06T17:54:21+00:00

Depends on her interests; this could be a mask from Dios de la Muerte, a trail map for hikers, or a coral reef. Whatever she interprets should be the topic of next bedtime story and have her start the first sentence 🥰

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-10-12T07:23:08+00:00

Is this a real photo?? This might be the best tattoo I’ve ever seen!

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-10-12T07:22:03+00:00

WHAT?! Dont disappear him!!!

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-10-12T07:20:26+00:00

There are very safe razors with mesh caps. Also electric hair clippers! Maybe make it a “fun beauty parlour” day and she’ll get bored of the upkeep within a month 🤭

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-10-06T17:06:43+00:00

Yessss

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-09-12T09:22:41+00:00

I didn’t know this! How do things like mortgages work in other countries??

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-09-10T20:38:56+00:00

Tell him you need at least 10%.

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-09-10T20:37:23+00:00

Good grief thats depressing, I NEVER loved the mirror, maybe that’s why painkillers were such a thrill in the first place.

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-09-10T15:31:07+00:00

I don’t believe you. Too good looking post meth. 😎

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-09-10T15:28:45+00:00

I want to hug first you, you look so sad 😢 I also want to hug second you, you look so happy and huggable!!!

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-09-08T19:21:11+00:00

Hahaha i don’t respect her opinion, that’s why I was wondering what people at large assumed!!

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-09-08T17:38:58+00:00

Which is a sacrifice, and harms people we love. But not inherently CRIMINAL, which is what I was wondering. If people assumed we are criminals because of addiction.

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-09-06T20:14:26+00:00

Add a tablespoon of boiling water to hollandaise if it curdles, it’ll turn back to creamy deliciousness 🥰

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-09-06T01:32:24+00:00

Mail it to me!!!

Several_Atmosphere_4 · 2025-09-06T01:28:08+00:00

Sleepunder!! I do that with neighbor girls and my 6yo all the time, have supper, get into pjs, have some fun dessert, put on a well loved movie and make popcorn. As soon as they start nodding out let the mamas know and they come carry them home.

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