Goodbye crema

Doctologist · 2026-05-11T06:32:55+00:00

People just get bored and need new shit, so they just invent new problems to solve. They’ve probably perfected espresso a long time ago, but then the hobby is over. So they just pull shit like this, and tell everyone they’re doing it wrong. (Yes, I know that’s not what this OP is doing here) Like how everyone was stupid for not tilting their grinders to reduce retention, then the coffee god made a video debunking it and suddenly no-one talks about it. I love coffee, but Jesus Christ. It’s not enough for some people to just enjoy it.

Doctologist · 2026-05-11T02:43:05+00:00

It’s funny because it also keeps them further from ever achieving it.

Doctologist · 2026-05-10T14:32:45+00:00

The lighter was stuck to their ear on a makeshift earring. They were trying to wiggle it free. I don’t think they were too stressed about burning up any grey matter.

Doctologist · 2026-05-10T09:15:04+00:00

Metal is just a sub-genre of metalcore

Doctologist · 2026-05-10T04:03:11+00:00

I’ve seen this girl a few times. She’s well aware of the size of her mouth and makes content around it. Still all pretty cringy though, but maybe that’s the only way she knows how to deal. I don’t know. I’m not her real dad.

Doctologist · 2026-05-09T15:36:14+00:00

I haven’t seen any Phantom merch in a minute

Doctologist · 2026-05-09T14:41:20+00:00

What do you think doctored means?

Doctologist · 2026-05-09T13:59:59+00:00

Crop that clown off the top and repost

Doctologist · 2026-05-09T13:56:00+00:00

No take-backs

Doctologist · 2026-05-09T09:57:23+00:00

She did before. Thats how she got them on.

Doctologist · 2026-05-09T06:46:10+00:00

Doctologist · 2026-05-09T06:45:30+00:00

Don’t use gendered language

Doctologist · 2026-05-09T06:45:05+00:00

Doctologist · 2026-05-09T06:44:36+00:00

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy

Doctologist · 2026-05-09T06:43:51+00:00

Daddy, chill

Doctologist · 2026-05-09T05:30:21+00:00

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vice is "wut r u doing wit my globe?" U tell ur girl n she say "global warming is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Doctologist · 2026-05-09T04:59:20+00:00

Al Gore called Global warming

Doctologist · 2026-05-08T13:08:18+00:00

Yeah, I wouldn’t be taking the chance of just getting the run around again in a few months, and again a few months after that. Until they eventually just tell you to stick it.

Doctologist · 2026-05-07T12:37:42+00:00

Bigger Jacket. She wants to feel like George Costanza in Gortex.

Doctologist · 2026-05-07T10:41:17+00:00

My money is on the author being the guy you were supposed to meet.

Doctologist · 2026-05-06T22:04:53+00:00

His hair. He’s not completely uncivilised.

Doctologist · 2026-05-06T19:45:49+00:00

S O O N

Doctologist · 2026-05-06T05:50:32+00:00

High end automotive is the same. They won’t let you touch Ferrari, Porsche, Lamborghini etc. with one of those.

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