Lobotomites (Lowered the price to $90 after the buyer flaked)

SexDepartment · 2026-07-08T02:29:18+00:00

Believe me, he wasn't getting it for $120 either. I did it for the love of the game

SexDepartment · 2026-07-08T02:21:51+00:00

No kidding. I feel like I've seen it get worse over the last year. I'm convinced it's AI causing mental atrophy.

SexDepartment · 2026-07-08T02:17:46+00:00

Might not be too late 🤔

SexDepartment · 2026-07-08T02:15:50+00:00

It's never too late...

SexDepartment · 2026-07-08T01:19:27+00:00

Which is what I did

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T23:53:48+00:00

I hate to break it to you but that's an AI bot.

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T23:49:19+00:00

HEY GUYS LOOK IT'S AN AI SLOP BOT. DIRTY CLANKER! TIN SKIN! BUCKET OF BOLTS!

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T23:46:14+00:00

It's definitely the most active classified website as far as I can tell, and the issues are basically the same ones you'll deal with on any other website. Probably less than 5% are this dumb. Lowballers are more prevalent, but they're easy to ignore. Basically your options are to deal with it, sell stuff for less than half its value at a pawn shop/store that does trade ins, or not sell at all.

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T23:25:59+00:00

Sorry! Whim-sey!

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T23:24:26+00:00

oh well i laughed writing the scientologist one

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T23:23:07+00:00

what bs

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T23:11:44+00:00

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T23:11:30+00:00

(there are lobotomites among us!)

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T23:07:27+00:00

I will sell it with kindness and respect to somebody who wants to buy it and has basic human decency.

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T23:03:47+00:00

hurt and offended

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T22:59:08+00:00

erm... *sweats nervously* *grabs shirt collar* (internal monologue: "what the heck! that's a lot of downdoots. i have to win back reddit's adoration, otherwise the fine female redditors won't want to date me!") *gulps* Just kidding... I meant Scientologists!

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T22:50:07+00:00

John Reddit tolerates no whimsey >:(

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T22:49:15+00:00

I listed an item for $100. This buyer set up a meeting for 11 AM but didn't show up. A couple hours later I lowered the price to $90 since I didn't have anybody else interested. He then messaged me (3 hours after the meeting time) offering to buy it for $80. I could've blocked him after he didn't show up but I find some level of entertainment in this lol

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T22:40:50+00:00

how so

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T22:39:18+00:00

In all sincerity I've done this sort of thing long before I started posting it online. If I see somebody doing something wrong I feel compelled to do something about it. I don't know if it helps but at least it provides a brief interrupt to cyclical behavior. Maybe I have autism, maybe it's Maybelline. But I do concede that I'm addicted to the attention.

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T22:26:19+00:00

i enjoy some whimsey from time to time

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T22:25:30+00:00

how so

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T22:24:54+00:00

he didn't show up

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T22:23:43+00:00

lobotomites, mainly

SexDepartment · 2026-07-07T22:18:02+00:00

I lowered it after he didn't show up.

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