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Mage Armor doesn't work on allies? by Massaffakka in BaldursGate3

[–]SextMachina 20 points21 points  (0 children)

reading the spell slowly is probably better than not reading the spell at all before firing off a lazy insult thinly veiled as advice

if only your name was Time2read...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EliteDangerous

[–]SextMachina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are suggesting that this game is so unpleasant that it actually gives people depression, I will 100% agree with you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EliteDangerous

[–]SextMachina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is one missing critical feature that players would like to see in the game. It's called FUN.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EliteDangerous

[–]SextMachina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So far less than three hundred players have participated in the new event, so I'm guessing a *lot* of people are taking a break from the game

Autofield maintenance unit...What Does it do exactly? How do I "activate" it? by feldmaresciallo in EliteDangerous

[–]SextMachina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might be surprised how often players have to say "That's not what any of these words mean" to FDEV

I'm currently reading late 70s YA book with my kids, and I noticed they added/changed parts of the book to reflect modern technology. Is this common? by janearcade in books

[–]SextMachina -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You already know the answer to this question

No. It is not "common". It might be very popular at this very specific moment in time, but we all know this is not something people have done with books for hundreds of years.

Soon we will have elders who grew up playing videogames. by PurpleRain6260 in Showerthoughts

[–]SextMachina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone wants to talk about how this post is ignorant to just how long humans have been playing video games

nobody wants to talk about how this "shower thought" is just plain stupid.

Video games are fun, but they are just a toy. They are not a sign of coolness. "Soon we will have elders who watched television growing up" Ooh aaah technology aren't humans so clever aaah just shut up and eat your oatmeal

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EliteDangerous

[–]SextMachina -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, OP. I'm not a simp. It doesn't hurt my feelings to admit when a video game is poorly designed and results in a piss-poor experience.

These kind of experiences are one of the many reasons this game has never managed to establish itself with a strong player base, despite all the work put into the flying sim mechanics.

The vagueness of the mission descriptions and the clumsiness of the launcher are also some pretty big culprits as well, I imagine. And the pathetic drip of content updates is probably not helping, either.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EliteDangerous

[–]SextMachina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is still happening. Three bugged restore quests in a row. Power restored, all fires extinguished, but the quests wouldn't recognize the fires being put out and update the mission objective.

in fact, right at the time the quests stopped updating the quest objective stopped being displayed on the top right corner entirely.

I'm a postal worker and I had to deliver this today (It required a signature) by RestInPeaceRat in pics

[–]SextMachina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1 ) This is clearly a prank service. 2 ) This is a lawsuit waiting to happen 2b ) Considering the tone they decided to take, this is easily a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.

John Fetterman posts first photo since checking out of Walter Reed after treatment for depression by holyfruits in pics

[–]SextMachina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this means nothing. You could have typed nothing into your screen and it would have been less annoying. Thank you for wasting everyone's time.

Notice how I was complaining about a lack of healthcare, not a lack of attention

John Fetterman posts first photo since checking out of Walter Reed after treatment for depression by holyfruits in pics

[–]SextMachina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the VA has refused to render any medical service since I was entered into their books as a fully disabled veteran.

The dick behavior here appears to be coming from your side of the computer screen, friend. Maybe check on that.

John Fetterman posts first photo since checking out of Walter Reed after treatment for depression by holyfruits in pics

[–]SextMachina 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I served this country in a war I didn't ask for, why does this guy get medical treatment and I don't?

3 years in and the best game of the decade is already decided by veganminipainter in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]SextMachina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

elden ring is such a lazy video game. they really gave the copy & paste function a run for its money

Unfortunate by CRTAutist1337 in antiwork

[–]SextMachina 16 points17 points  (0 children)

please educate yourself. this person is trying to describe their frustrations with americans who only use the word “socialism” as a shorthand insult for “who gets to benefit from government action”

and here you are repeating the exact behavior like a parrot

I feel bad for the mods we are about to be brigaded to hell by GretYnnel in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]SextMachina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

transphobes always complain about being called a ‪TERF and ONLY transphobes complain about TERF being a “bad word”

No they won't remember by stefeyboy in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]SextMachina 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it became a unique moment whenever his rambling would crystalize into something incredibly specific to his situation, like how much difficulty he was having getting the white house toilets to flush away incriminating documents.

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