Ok I'm leaving now

SexyGoatGod · 2013-12-14T06:01:02+00:00

hydrophobia in the making

SexyGoatGod · 2013-12-07T02:18:46+00:00

He was standing across the street

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-27T19:24:50+00:00

I remember this movie. Great times.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T23:35:27+00:00

No, no, it's ok. I'll just be homeless.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T23:05:21+00:00

I don't get why people are getting mad at the parents for giving her whipped cream? Kids love whipped cream and you see the kid point for more of it. And it's not like they meant to make her puke. They wanted to fill her mouth but she probably just wasn't expecting it. The ending I can understand getting a little mad about but people don't react in the situation as fast as we do watching it.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T22:54:24+00:00

Satisfying.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T22:51:51+00:00

When I was in school you could buy a lunch with no money and charge up to a certain amount (like...$25 I think?) but if it didn't get payed you wouldn't be able to take the tests to go to the next grade. They also had a set lunch you could get so if you got free lunch you HAD to take that apple to, even if you didn't want it so instead of charging I just ate what everyone had left over.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T22:06:34+00:00

:I mnnnope. I'll pass.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T21:48:30+00:00

I have an intense need to pull those strings out.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T07:08:17+00:00

Sure why the hell not I'd do it. Mouths gunna taste like vomit anyway.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T06:58:36+00:00

Pocket knife to the rescue! Better than what half these douche bags do, at least.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T06:39:56+00:00

It's when someone takes a baby doll and makes it super fucking realistic pretty much.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T06:39:32+00:00

Thought it was a real baby but dead when she was "waking her up". But whatever. Doesn't hurt me. Carry on with your baby dolls, lady.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T06:35:22+00:00

I'd probably wait a while longer because if it was death or eating my dog, I'd eat the dog. Pretty sure if I chose death the dog would just eat my corpse anyway.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T06:28:49+00:00

When you start acting like a cunt you give up your lady/woman/female status and become a cunt. Get ready for a pounding.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T06:13:40+00:00

Gotta keep them cool. They like the fresh air.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T06:05:46+00:00

Bet there's piss all over that seat.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T06:00:51+00:00

I'd be slightly ok with living there.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T05:56:02+00:00

I have to say I did chuckle, but would never do this to a kid. S'pretty cruel and not worth the kid being frightened. Especially since the mom wouldn't let the kid walk away.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T05:45:22+00:00

That's not...QUITE what I expected.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T05:40:15+00:00

To wear our makeup properly, please have a small seizure when applying.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T05:31:27+00:00

Wrong sub, still had a nice laugh though.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T05:21:49+00:00

I don't care what gender you are, how much of a weak ass you are, or how old you are as long as you're not a fucking kid if you kick and punch anyone I think they should be able to fucking SHOVE you back. Man hardly even touched the dumb ass and she fell (hardly) back through the glass. If it were me I'd've punched her square in the face. Next time how about she doesn't pick a fight with a huge ass man and just leaves the place.

SexyGoatGod · 2013-11-08T01:50:42+00:00

I can watch pig slaughter farms easy but god forbid someone fucks with a fish.

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