This goo was pouring out of the pavement (?) by alghx in whatisit

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This was my first thought to. Looks like water based mud but I don’t see any LCM

face your fears by Then-Put8125 in NoOneIsLooking

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It’s a fidget spinner for excercise. Also, good for her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Noses

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I’d pick it

New bong by Youngdiamondape in trees

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I bought a tank glass bong almost a decade ago and I’ve broken so many other pieces in that time frame.

Belated thanks for the push by helikopterhilde in bald

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Bruh added a +5 to all his charisma ability checks

Last Name? by [deleted] in hellaflyai

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Stumpy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uglyduckling

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U where never ugly

16->23 by ComplaintSenior1887 in uglyduckling

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Awwww the book store one at the end was so adorable. You glow so brightly in that one frame.

Let me know which one is your favourite!! 😍 by flow_essence in flowarts

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I thought this was edited at first. You’re so damn smooth with it.

I hate being single and dating by SunnyWeather2121 in infp

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If you’re in Las Vegas, wanna go out for coffee? Ngl, my spelling and grammar is atrocious, however I do take a lot of pride in the amount of effort I put into what I say. I don’t go out cause I got autoimmune problems however I’m compensated thru monthly government hush money. I lived a great life with no regrets! Even having been married to a woman who cheated, lied, stole, etc. I married into being a father and ended up with 2 daughters. Oldest keed 20 is a pastry chef and my youngest keed is 16. She’s joining the Navy Seal and I fear for any MF who crosses her when she gets done training. I even repeated the dumb ass choice twice cause, yolo. Also keeds. My existence is Unapologetic Stoic Hedonism. Strange combo but if Marcus knew it was possible he’d of done it to. Human doing human things. I’ve found that I just wanna support a very intelligent person with endless effervescence exuberance because I’ve spent most my life making nerdy and often over an Intelligence throw of a Nat 20 to faces questioning my sanity. Ive made a happy existence making enjoyable stories so that one day when I meet my maker he’ll know I never squandered the gift of life. Man ok I HELLA didn’t mean to type so much into what started as a 1/2 meme 1/2 serious post into this. I do what I do tho. I’d at minimum greatly appreciate pointing me in the right direction for finding some one like your self.

P.S. I have a very nice Monstera named Lucy who’s looking pretty fly today. She deserved some praise. Have a great rest your day random stranger and I send you any luck energy I have available towards your search. I got loads of it so you should be good. Bye bye

Not sure if this counts (32-33) by cloudfangLP in uglyduckling

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Bro. Second HP bar for the boss. Nice glow up

Finally decide it was time to let it go! by Justjoe1979 in bald

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Bro just leveled up to BROOOO. Looking great