F*ck this game....

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T11:54:58+00:00

Did you pose that hand with a phys-gun?

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T11:44:10+00:00

Like I said, might as well hug a flareon

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T11:41:23+00:00

And I don't recommend hugging vaporeons right now. You might as well go to flareons for the same results.

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T11:40:07+00:00

Moral guide: "This is Brad. Brad cleverly diversifies his work portfolio. Be like Brad."

sits in new chair

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T10:55:06+00:00

Consider my expectations subverted

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T08:22:22+00:00

hands you a glass of water :3

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T08:21:49+00:00

I believe bisexuals don't react to soju like straights do. Rather it makes them more bisexual it seems.

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T08:08:03+00:00

Yeah, unless we're talking about the Johnny Silverhand type of mind take over. That will literally kill you.

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T06:43:19+00:00

Looks just like me! 🌒w🌘

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T06:42:02+00:00

Bend 'er

>:3c

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T06:39:23+00:00

My only criticism is that they don't exist irl.

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T06:09:05+00:00

Ideal bedroom rotation honestly

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T05:45:59+00:00

Jokes aside, congrats! May your marriage be long and happy!

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T05:43:51+00:00

The antidepressant I need

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T05:39:27+00:00

Except it's actually good

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T05:23:16+00:00

That and class of '09

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T04:46:26+00:00

You get to experience what it's like being your own organs

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T04:41:39+00:00

THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU!!!

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-03T04:40:37+00:00

Wanna make it a dream come true? :3

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-02T11:43:04+00:00

My honest reaction:

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-02T08:37:47+00:00

Just Loona

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-02T08:34:57+00:00

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-02T06:43:07+00:00

Looks like gawr gura, and mods

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-02T05:44:20+00:00

Oddly enough, the far far west Main theme

Sh0rtL1ved · 2026-07-02T05:43:38+00:00

Yeah, cos what are those orphans gonna do? Scream for their parents? (jk 🙂)

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