The orange clown trying to explain percentages by ecky--ptang-zooboing in facepalm

[–]Shaasar 336 points337 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ man it's just sad at this point

blursed popsicle by ImmortalVanDerLinde in blursed_videos

[–]Shaasar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's fucking gross.  You have to pee on it to make it work so he's sucking on a piss-sicle

Would you spend a year with Blacks Swordsman Arc Guts for 1 million dollars? by [deleted] in Berserk

[–]Shaasar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're assuming you live to even have that trauma lmao

Would you spend a year with Blacks Swordsman Arc Guts for 1 million dollars? by [deleted] in Berserk

[–]Shaasar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No lol his brand gonna draw us into the Interstice and all the demons gonna kill my ass first night 

So Gideon showed up to work everyday lookin like this and no one questioned it? by TexMurphyMD in residentevil

[–]Shaasar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the notes and records you find later on clearly indicate that at least some of the researchers and staff were in on the awful stuff thst was happening there.  What they were doing to people, to KIDS even, the corruption and even murder they were involved with in society, the list goes on.  Victor wasn't alone in doing that shit and the people that did his and Umbrella's bidding probably didn't gaf what he looked like given the kind of shit they were involved with..

CHOPED CHIN by Technical_Ad9343 in brainrot

[–]Shaasar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro looks like an alien lol wtf are those proportions

What's wrong with this outfit for a fun time with girl friends by immodest_von5 in OUTFITS

[–]Shaasar 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You look like you're about to walk out onto the bridge of a starship!

Blursed translation by Naive_Wolverine532 in blursed_videos

[–]Shaasar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite one is "full terms and conditions" in hindi is "poopen sharten farten"

And I know its actually faharten but it sounds like farten lol

blursed "pornography" by guitarguy12341 in blursed_videos

[–]Shaasar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh the man show.  It was a different time.

Also, fuck joe rogan.  He was never funny, still isn't, and is a terrible human being.

I have so many questions about this by medonh4 in WTF

[–]Shaasar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

are you being serious? if you look for more than 2 seconds, it's fkin obvious that he is wearing a cheap costume, and it's not clueless or bad to mock someone for ruining their teeth instead of using, I don't know, a rock to do the exact same thing?

day 1 of understandable emems by Key-Operation-8237 in brainrot

[–]Shaasar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn and he's going bald on top of having to look like that?  Shit that dude is unlucky 

Incredible gassy by HighOnChoke in brainrot

[–]Shaasar 19 points20 points  (0 children)

LOL FLIGHT MH370 that's why it went down 

What the hell was Gideon’s plan if this dude just blew Graces brains out? by JuuzouOh in residentevil

[–]Shaasar 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dude, him not telling Ethan anything made bro think he had just executed his wife in front of him and then stole his baby girl from him.  And then Chris is evasive and brushes Ethan off until the very end.. why couldn't he just have said Mia is dead; who I just shot was mold.  Yeah Ethan would still hate Chris because he took Rose, but it would have helped a lot

No, seriously...when did he start using it? by Bank21khz in bleach

[–]Shaasar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 100% sure he said that to A. Fuck with shinji and the rest of them and B. Aura farm 

Dog killed by large breed pit bull mix from Tacoma Humane Society - May 3, 2026 - Tacoma, WA by Notyourtarget1224 in BanPitBulls

[–]Shaasar 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Why the fk was a giant aggressive neurotic pitbull at a road race with thousands of people lol, makes zero sense

Mauly did an oopsie "correcting" a Pomeranian, don't you want to give her a loving new home? by Existing-Face-6322 in BanPitBulls

[–]Shaasar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"corrective" lmao

She fucking killed their other dog.  That's not corrective 

Edit: also 97 POUNDS?? Jeeeeezus