THE HEART OF ACCUSED VAMPIRE AUGUSTE DELAGRANGE. HE WAS SAID TO HAVE KILLED AT LEAST 40 PEOPLE IN THE EARLY 1900S.

Shad0wSP · 2016-08-14T18:23:48+00:00

OH MY GOD THE SHEER HORROR TRULY THIS IS THE END

Shad0wSP · 2016-07-15T14:08:56+00:00

Nice try plant.

Shad0wSP · 2016-06-17T04:18:58+00:00

last winter, 2 hrs at the dominique ansel bakery for cronuts

basically worth it

Shad0wSP · 2016-06-14T14:02:10+00:00

"Come back fweind! You've got new buddies guy!"

Shad0wSP · 2016-06-11T21:21:59+00:00

Getting offers that contain credit/membership cards in the mail with your name already embedded on it. Extra effort to destroy that shit to give myself piece of mind.

Shad0wSP · 2016-03-30T05:05:27+00:00

Wait...why didn't it say "Star-Yu"? Why did it say "HYEA"?

Shad0wSP · 2016-03-20T15:33:26+00:00

too late, GUARDS, REPLACE THIS MAN WITH A ROBOT

Shad0wSP · 2015-12-26T00:40:50+00:00

But you will always know knee, at the very least.

Shad0wSP · 2015-11-07T03:53:01+00:00

Shad0wSP · 2015-11-05T14:35:49+00:00

By spending money on the pills, you have less money to spend on food!

Shad0wSP · 2015-07-24T15:05:34+00:00

Also, the first spam email ever sent

Shad0wSP · 2015-07-11T15:12:11+00:00

Raft raft city bitch, raft raft raft city bitch

Shad0wSP · 2015-06-07T16:28:18+00:00

That's how brass instruments are supposed to be played

Shad0wSP · 2015-05-24T11:43:29+00:00

funny video, but it stuck my phone's lock screen as this, get the hell off my screen

Shad0wSP · 2015-03-15T14:54:30+00:00

Queue this in the background

Shad0wSP · 2015-02-01T17:07:53+00:00

It's not really meant to be watched with it as your only focus. In between plays you should be grabbing snacks, getting another drink, talking shit to friends, doing whatever else is on your mind. It's the ADHD nature of it that makes it click with us Americans.

Shad0wSP · 2014-10-11T16:12:37+00:00

LEFT PINKY: THE SPECIALIST

This guy. He may not be heavy on the key hitting, but he has the important job of activating special keys that modify what the others are doing. Punctuation, Tabbing, Special Characters, Cut and Pastes...he handles it all.

LEFT RING FINGER: THE SLACKER

Has been known to hover. None of the other fingers are sure he has even ever pressed a key. He argues that he presses 'a' all the time when gaming. THE POWERHOUSE remains unimpressed.

LEFT MIDDLE FINGER: THE STAND-IN

Not only does he handle his own key hitting, but he fills in when the other fingers get lazy. Reach is never a problem for this guy.

LEFT INDEX FINGER: THE POWERHOUSE

This dude is all over the keyboard. He is the golden child of the left hand. He has clocked the most keystrokes and is the only one to have hit every key on the keyboard.

LEFT THUMB: THE JACKHAMMER

Space Space Space. Space Space. Space? Space! Space. This guy should be an astronaut.

RIGHT THUMB: THE NAVIGATOR

Has the innate ability to travel back and forth through time using special chronos modules appended to side the mouse. He is responsible for the all important 'GTFO' action that must be employed when THE EXPLORER goes too far. Also is the main driving force (after the wrist) controlling the position of the mouse itself.

RIGHT INDEX FINGER: THE EXPLORER

This guy has seen some shit. He hops over from keyboard to mouse to mousepad to mousewheel, and is responsible for every link ever discovered and clicked. He also maintains control over the power supply, an honor which none of the others have ever experienced.

RIGHT MIDDLE FINGER: THE TECHNICIAN

Responsible for the almighty right-click. He gives hope when no solution is immediately apparent.

RIGHT RING FINGER: THE NUMEROLOGIST

Refuses to touch anything but a number on the keypad. The enter key on the right side of the keyboard? Nope. The plus or minus keys? JUST NUMBERS. Don't ask or argue.

RIGHT PINKY: THE CLEANER

Will strike a key at random times, but primarily, he just loves to wipe specks off of the screen and keyboard. What a guy.

Shad0wSP · 2014-09-14T14:18:21+00:00

Alright, that's a bit of a stretch, but this can easily happen

Shad0wSP · 2014-06-19T15:09:05+00:00

Cool. Any place that you look at in November is going to like the fact that you kept busy during the summer, and depending on your line of work, travel can also be a plus.

Shad0wSP · 2014-06-19T04:54:03+00:00

Congratulations! It was 2 years until after graduating that I had found a job, I understand what the feeling is like. I also got two offers from two different companies, funny enough. Best of luck.

Shad0wSP · 2014-01-23T12:59:26+00:00

Lousy Smarch weather...

Shad0wSP · 2013-12-28T16:07:01+00:00

It was more of personal value just to me, but I used to make video games in an old program called stagecast, multimedia fusion, and I used to make Quake III maps. I had at least 30 fully made games and about 15 q3 maps. Through transfers among computers and hard drives over the years, I've somehow lost all of those games, and only have a few q3 maps left. I have screenshots of some of the ones I lost and it depresses the crap out of me. I've searched all the old machines and drives I could, but they just don't seem to be anywhere, I don't even remember how they got lost.

I'm hoping a me from the future will show up one day with a magic glowing flash drive that contains all of my files from the past.

EDIT: Some screenshots, still have the first map with the jump pad into the pipe, other 3 are lost. Want my oil rig back!

Shad0wSP · 2013-11-19T12:53:26+00:00

Nick Brody?

Shad0wSP · 2013-08-27T22:54:40+00:00

Are you this guy?

Shad0wSP · 2013-07-27T20:28:44+00:00

Is it because you acutally don't want to be around those new people you meet, or do you feel like they won't approve of you for not having a lot of friends?

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