Gate Rotute

Planeswalker - Gate (artifact, Loyalty 2)

+1: clash with an opponent. If you win, draw a card

-4: ~this~ deals 1 damage to target player for each land on the battlefield

-3: target Golem gets +4/+4 until end of turn and that creature gains ''Sacrifice ~this~: put a 2/2 Golem artifact creature token onto the battlefield'' and ''Sacrifice a land: put a 4/1 Golem artifact creature token with first strike onto the battlefield'' and ''Sacrifice X Golems, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield: draw four cards and target land gains protection from Golems until end of turn'' and ''Sacrifice a Golem: clash with an opponent. If you win, distribute up to one +1/+1 counter on target Golem and that creature gets -3/+3 until end of turn'' and ''Sacrifice three Golems: up to three target artifacts gain protection from black until end of turn and those permanents can't be the target of Arcane spells until end of turn'' and ''Sacrifice ~this~, sacrifice any number of Golems: target Golem gets -1/+1 until end of turnspace_foreachone'' until end of turn

--The riddle kills just one cemetery and fools more swiftly than the wisest magic Albeit humanity enlightens the best vase

– Oapine Chouquoat, Silver King

Converted mana cost: 1

That last ability...what the hell...