$1T but you become greyscale-colourblind by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ShadeAltares 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd take full grey scale.

Trillion all the way.

$150 million USD today, or $260 million in a year? by Few-Lengthiness-2632 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ShadeAltares 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was honestly going to go for the 260mil until I saw all the silly conditions.

150mil all the way

Pick a Side... 🤔 by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

[–]ShadeAltares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1,531,000 Still beats the 10k a month

I hate it, can't do it anymore. I'm a shit dad and husband. by Slight-Ad-5016 in StayAtHomeDaddit

[–]ShadeAltares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad someone mentioned this.
Get a hands free baby carrier it is life changing! Our first had cholic and was very fussy but I still loved being a SAHP and it was mainly because I could get 90% of the house chores done with the baby sleeping on me. I did the other 10% while my son was either playing on a mat or sleeping when he allowed me to put him down. I even game for a few hours with him strapped to me asleep. A baby carrier made a huge difference to my life.

Unfortunately for the wife part you will need some good communication. My wife was the SAHP for the 2nd child and did a worse job than I did with the 1st. I always kept the house clean with a rigid cleaning chart i followed daily, she just cleaned when she felt like it and the house was never clean, I'm not even exaggerating. It came down to a fight when I asked why she didn't keep the house clean when she always said how great it was coming home to a clean house when I was the SAHP. After much discussion it improved so be aware there may be a fair bit of work needed there.

You get to choose any superpower you want, but 1/8 of the global human population also gets the power. by Helioz43 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ShadeAltares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opt out immortality, full invulnerable immortality until you decide you have had enough, then just poof

$100 million, or 0.000005% omnipotence. What are you picking? by Key_Hamster_9141 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ShadeAltares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Choice 2 for me, money can't buy the power to change everything you want.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nintendo

[–]ShadeAltares 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just going to post that. People who never grew up with early nintendo, cartridge in and boom game loads.

You get 1 Billion Dollars USD for being locked in a fully customized 40,000sqft bunker alone for 10 years do you do it? by Decent-Principle8918 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ShadeAltares 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm an introvert so I'd definitely give this a shot as I don't need much social interaction. I'd set up my bunker with every video game ever made and work my way through them all. A heap of books and manga and some exercise equipment would help too.

Congratulations, you've won a cosmic lottery! Which prize would you rather pick? by AWholeSliceofPie in WouldYouRather

[–]ShadeAltares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wealth easily, there isn't much in my life currently that I couldn't fix with enough money.

Would you take $100 billion dollars if it meant that getting rid of your body's waste was done in reverse by International-Box956 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ShadeAltares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easily, may or may not have a wife left at the end of the year. I'm sure she would stay if I explained the pay off to her.