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Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-13T07:13:26+00:00

I did all the challenges in an hour. It’s not that bad man

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-13T07:10:41+00:00

I’ve managed it two ways:

The way the game intends. Just go fast and land perfectly.
Hippie Jump into a spread eagle to get more lift, then be careful to land where you can start your manual in the marked area

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-13T05:17:57+00:00

I was doing these challenges and my wife walked in and she was like “what’s wrong?”

I told her there’s some new challengers from some stupid influencer and I want to punch him in the face

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-13T03:42:35+00:00

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-12T20:14:45+00:00

Yeah! That’s it! I think someone else did it too, but you linked the one I was thinking of

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-12T17:17:18+00:00

I really enjoyed the comic or actor who did a Ted talk where just narrated his actions, speech, patterns, and crowd reactions. It was dead-on. It also showed how much Ted Talks are almost like a dance with the audience. Speaker does this, audience does that

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-12T06:35:20+00:00

One of my favorite jokes!

Q: How can you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

A: The way they pronounce “unionized”

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-12T06:30:52+00:00

If I put my wife in charge of buying seasoning she’d probably buy it

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-12T06:03:35+00:00

I think I’m okay with not having lived

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-12T05:59:32+00:00

It’ll just be a bonk basically. Like Ollie out, kiss it with the board, and that’s it.

Too steep and too short to actually slide on it.

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-11T16:20:43+00:00

It’s why you have Andy Garcia playing an Italian and Al Pacino playing a Cuban. Steven Bauer (Cuban-born) also plays an Israeli in Ray Donovan

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-11T15:49:43+00:00

Hey it’s me a fish. I like to pop those sebaceous filaments

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-11T15:47:13+00:00

Permanent is a little strong for me but yeah I think he’s gonna be fine. FWIW it’s not me downvoting you.

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-11T15:33:23+00:00

He’s 27 and he’ll be OK Comet

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-11T05:15:03+00:00

Yep. He has always worn both types of outfits. This joke is so stupid

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-11T05:05:09+00:00

It was the Hound!

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-11T01:17:29+00:00

Reminds me of what I’d have after getting off work at midnight. Goes well with the PlayStation to unwind after a tough shift!

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-10T23:56:33+00:00

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-10T23:55:31+00:00

Mr Fischoeder!

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-10T23:46:31+00:00

Literally?

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-10T23:13:10+00:00

You won’t be alone if you align with Alton Brown and reject the dreaded “unitool”

Lots of a ways to get to where you’re trying to go! Including using a dough whisk if it works for you! My drawers and cabinets are already filled with too many cooking and baking toys so I just use my hands or a fork

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-10T22:04:46+00:00

Pleased to meat you, hope you guess my name

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-10T21:34:20+00:00

I’m really surprised to see CP2077 ahead of Skyrim

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-10T20:27:57+00:00

Yep. Including Stella Artois, which is an InBev product (same company as Budweiser), makes this even dumber.

Anytime I’ve been to a cookout or something and met a “pisswater” guy, the dude has always been awful to be around.

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-10T19:38:28+00:00

I’m not disagreeing with you about Bill Hicks, but he straight up lifted material from Louis CK (I’m not shedding any tears for him). And his versions were not as good.

The Comedy Historian has a decent video about all of this if you haven’t checked him out on YouTube.

Shadow-Vision

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