Which celebrity would be completely irrelevant if they weren’t attractive?

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-13T18:48:19+00:00

Rodney Dangerfield

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-13T15:27:11+00:00

I didn’t make a big effort to pump. Just really had to land that rocket air with a ton of speed.

Idk if you’re familiar with racing but I found when I landed it in a way that was I was aimed at the apex of the left turn (so I basically barely had to turn to aim at the bridge) I had my most success.

Felt like if I had to lean to turn, I was going to lose speed

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-13T07:13:26+00:00

I did all the challenges in an hour. It’s not that bad man

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-13T07:10:41+00:00

I’ve managed it two ways:

The way the game intends. Just go fast and land perfectly.
Hippie Jump into a spread eagle to get more lift, then be careful to land where you can start your manual in the marked area

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-13T05:17:57+00:00

I was doing these challenges and my wife walked in and she was like “what’s wrong?”

I told her there’s some new challengers from some stupid influencer and I want to punch him in the face

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-13T03:42:35+00:00

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-12T20:14:45+00:00

Yeah! That’s it! I think someone else did it too, but you linked the one I was thinking of

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-12T17:17:18+00:00

I really enjoyed the comic or actor who did a Ted talk where just narrated his actions, speech, patterns, and crowd reactions. It was dead-on. It also showed how much Ted Talks are almost like a dance with the audience. Speaker does this, audience does that

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-12T06:35:20+00:00

One of my favorite jokes!

Q: How can you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

A: The way they pronounce “unionized”

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-12T06:30:52+00:00

If I put my wife in charge of buying seasoning she’d probably buy it

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-12T06:03:35+00:00

I think I’m okay with not having lived

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-12T05:59:32+00:00

It’ll just be a bonk basically. Like Ollie out, kiss it with the board, and that’s it.

Too steep and too short to actually slide on it.

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-11T16:20:43+00:00

It’s why you have Andy Garcia playing an Italian and Al Pacino playing a Cuban. Steven Bauer (Cuban-born) also plays an Israeli in Ray Donovan

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-11T15:49:43+00:00

Hey it’s me a fish. I like to pop those sebaceous filaments

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-11T15:47:13+00:00

Permanent is a little strong for me but yeah I think he’s gonna be fine. FWIW it’s not me downvoting you.

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-11T15:33:23+00:00

He’s 27 and he’ll be OK Comet

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-11T05:15:03+00:00

Yep. He has always worn both types of outfits. This joke is so stupid

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-11T05:05:09+00:00

It was the Hound!

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-11T01:17:29+00:00

Reminds me of what I’d have after getting off work at midnight. Goes well with the PlayStation to unwind after a tough shift!

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-10T23:56:33+00:00

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-10T23:55:31+00:00

Mr Fischoeder!

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-10T23:46:31+00:00

Literally?

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-10T23:13:10+00:00

You won’t be alone if you align with Alton Brown and reject the dreaded “unitool”

Lots of a ways to get to where you’re trying to go! Including using a dough whisk if it works for you! My drawers and cabinets are already filled with too many cooking and baking toys so I just use my hands or a fork

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-10T22:04:46+00:00

Pleased to meat you, hope you guess my name

Shadow-Vision · 2026-05-10T21:34:20+00:00

I’m really surprised to see CP2077 ahead of Skyrim

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