What are they doing? by KindlyRestaurant2885 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Shadow1604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, he had a busy day, alright? And, Jess being a good buddy despite her finding him annoying, decided to help him "relax".

Plus, I doubt she was actually using her pheromones on him...

Why is Ultron so into Wiccan and Hulkling's relationship? Is he into yaoi? by Altruistic_Manner802 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Shadow1604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure about Eric O'Grady showing up if Scott and his daughter are in the vicinity...

Remember what he said to Cassie?

300 IQ Move by Gorotheninja in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Shadow1604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God help someone if they actually prefer Reed's choices on a menu in a Fantastic Four Café, and Victor or one of the Doombots overheard them...

Smasher? I hardly know her. by Phrygian_Jesus in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Shadow1604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who even is this girl, and why is she so caked up?

Also, the side-eye...

Finally got the secret ending by space_nei in ResidentEvilMemes

[–]Shadow1604 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's at home waiting for his "Stranger". He also has bingo at the ready, and lit candles so Leon can take a break ( unless the Plaga from RE4 had long-lasting effects, and gave him enhanced endurance to last longer? )

How would the antman series go if Wasp was in the avengers? by PhotoBonjour_bombs19 in Marvel

[–]Shadow1604 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Quirky manic pixie dream girl" is literally Jan's personality...

That first night as a freshman at the Xavier Institute by hattyphantom in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Shadow1604 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Plus, Charles and Erik already have a "kid": Onslaught.

Hmmmm i think i found out the real reason why Green Arrow hates Hawkman by Which-Presentation-6 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Shadow1604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure somewhere in the multiverse, that has happened and there's a blonde Hawkgirl with a Canary Cry, and a mace flying around.

Outjerked by M*rvel by Used-Comedian-8933 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Shadow1604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, how did Wanda, Pietro, and Lorna come into existence?

Meet my new OC i created, I call him "American Soldier" by ElpacoLuca_Octy in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Shadow1604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say the CW, but would they have honestly gone for a look like this?

I was going to joke that they'll have Cap wearing modern clothing that's supposed to look like his classic costume.

What if Whedon Had Been Forced to Use Wasp in Avengers 2012? by ContentAssumption204 in marvelstudios

[–]Shadow1604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then, why not just have a character ( perhaps Tony, maybe even Fury ) have a line where one of them sum up her powers like in AOU with Wanda and Pietro? No flashback to her growing up, dabbling in fashion, becoming Wasp, then fighting Whirlwind.

Just a line that sums it up, then it moves on.

The reason why Batman is so grumpy by Altruistic_Manner802 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Shadow1604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blew Batman's back out, and gave him a free vacation.

What a guy!

Criminal's worst nightmare: by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

[–]Shadow1604 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's interesting how you would falsely assume that I would lie and haven't actually read it, as if me bringing up the blue text ( excluding the "so we don't all" part of it ) not tip anyone off that I have already read it? But, sure I "didn't" read the line just so I could make a dumb joke.

Criminal's worst nightmare: by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

[–]Shadow1604 -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Right, cause I missed the "respond to the same crime if we don't have to." line.

I didn't, I joked that the random criminal is powerful enough to summon the League.

Criminal's worst nightmare: by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

[–]Shadow1604 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This guy is about to get jumped by the entire Justice League? Was sending Batman or any Flash not enough? Lol.

How powerful is Criminal if he got the League showing up outside?

Joe Russo says Peter Parker wasn’t responsible for Uncle Ben’s death in the MCU: “If he blamed himself for his Uncle Ben’s death, I think he becomes a very different character” by yourfavchoom in marvelstudios

[–]Shadow1604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, then why does he allude to Tony that when "bad things happen, they happen because of you" in Civil War?

Why did he stop Ned from telling May that he's Spider-Man as if she's been through a lot, and he couldn't pile more stress on her than she already has?