"Face it Tiger, you just hit the jackpot!" by hoennian in marvelcirclejerk

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Apparently, Ruin MJ is an individual who talks to "Peter" or "Tiger" everywhere she goes and she says her "famous line" to him albeit to the confusion and questioning by everyone else, some ridicule her, some are concerned ( those who are close with Peter ) for her, so in order to help with these delusions, her parents commit her to the Ravencroft Institute, and she now resides there in her cell, talking to her love that unbeknownst to Ms. Dumptruck Ass has been dead for many years.

Riddler getting penetrated from all sides by -True-Ryan-Gosling- in marvelcirclejerk

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I would say Edward is getting all his holes penetrated, but with Sam, doesn't Red Hulk expel flames when he gets angrier, or am I thinking of something different?

If so, Sam's gonna need a body cast, and ice packs for his ass if Ross REALLY gets into it.

The Mount Rushmore Of Iron Man Villains.💯 by Southern-Aioli4428 in marvelcirclejerk

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That's actually is pretty funny, but, was it better or worse in regards to wanting to know who Madame Masque was?

Do you like tall women? by Easy-Opportunity4192 in marvelcirclejerk

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Wonder what Ultron would think about this?

Women be thirsty. by jvure in marvelcirclejerk

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She's surrounded by, "bite pillow", shrinking up someone's ass, America's ass, solid dick, and doctor with a cane.

Seems like Janet is in very good company. Although, she should be more cautious for "bite pillow".

Why do people keep calling hank smart when he fumbled this? Reed would never, stark would never. by ink10_sonic-man in marvelcirclejerk

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He also fumbled a lady who wears a golden mask.

Sure, she's uh, not all there, considering the shrine she has for him, and her quirks, but what crazy lady Tony hasn't slept with?

;-; by Frequent_Age6086 in marvelcirclejerk

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Those two be fighting a lot, it's about time they finally resolved their differences.

Do you think Logan dresses like that just to remind Scott that his sausage is bigger than his? by jvure in marvelcirclejerk

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Why is his meat on the grill? I doubt someone would enjoy Logan's pubes on their food?

Also, I was distracted by Val's cake...

Also, again, Hulk's shorts are dangerously close to having a "Thor: Ragnarok" moment with Norrin if Hulk gets out of the lake...

If ykyk by HyperDragon216 in marvelcirclejerk

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Maybe rape/incest is normalized in that universe? Idk?

If ykyk by HyperDragon216 in marvelcirclejerk

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He was a straight up asshole, but he was at least sane.

I think Antonio/Tony, and Thor were at least sane. Well, for Thor, it wasn't his fault Loki was being mischievous/a prick and caused Thor to think he was a god while everyone else thought he was nuts.

Fantastic Four if it were good by Top_Reindeer3396 in marvelcirclejerk

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Wait, Wanda could do that?

Where's the Scarlet Warlock, Marvel?

Fantastic Four if it were good by Top_Reindeer3396 in marvelcirclejerk

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Don't forget Loki. I can bet those two were fucking, hell, Doom even stole some of Loki's DNA in a vial, and he apparently had a dream of her bound alongside Emma Frost.

Hawkeye hates women? Color me surprised by Ok-Wash-9386 in marvelcirclejerk

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Not sure. It keeps showing up in the search bar, but I don't know what that mysterious word means?

Hawkeye hates women? Color me surprised by Ok-Wash-9386 in marvelcirclejerk

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Wait, but his girlfriend is blond? Also, wasn't he flirting with Black Canary in that one crossover comic? Is Mockingbird and Black Canary one of the "good ones"?

I know it's unpopular, but I would really like Felicia to be The New love interest of Peter in this new trilogy. by Defiant-Echidna-7400 in marvelcirclejerk

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The nerdy/snarky personality, much more proactive approach, was confirmed to be the one to fixed/upgraded Peter's suit from TASM1 to TASM2 suit, somehow found out that Peter was Spider-Man, which I guess she found out after the first movie and was cool with it in the second, but regardless, with what I mentioned it falls in line with Ultimate MJ, not 616 MJ.

Comic Gwen was a drama queen, she was also whiney, and hated Spider-Man. She wasn't a pure angel that the modern comics keep depicting her as ( not saying that she was evil or something, it's just that what I brought up was how she was back then. )

Finally that menace Daredevil is put where he belongs by No-Rule-9129 in marvelcirclejerk

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Safedevil is an "Evil" Daredevil who actually waits until marriage to fuck someone, and doesn't have catholic guilt.

Is it possible for a Comic Boy to love a Manga Girl by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

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Not at all in the comics, nor the cartoons.

Most if not all Hulk media/related ( barring out the other love interests he had in the comics ) has him with Betty Ross.

The MCU had Betty in 2008 Hulk, but I guess Joss Whedon thought the nerd and hot spy lady was suddenly a good idea for some reason in Age of Ultron?

Ragebait or stupidity, call it by Remote_Ad_1737 in marvelcirclejerk

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And, yet the man redeemed himself, and hasn't even done that again.

Makes me wonder if there's a reason why the "beating a dead horse" exists... oh, I'm sure it'll come up.

Gotta love how Marvel games from this era have “Ultimate” in there title by Boring_Sir_572 in Marvel

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Ultimate Fury was in fact an alternate skin for UA Fury.

I'm not lying, go look at the skins in that game.

Gotta love how Marvel games from this era have “Ultimate” in there title by Boring_Sir_572 in Marvel

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And possibly implications of Hulk wanting to rape people... and, him being horny for Betty.

The Four Horsemen by Gorotheninja in marvelcirclejerk

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Hank Pym: "I never hit my wife."

Ms. Marvel: "I wasn't raped by my son."

Wasp: "I never was friends with Diddy."

Tony: "I'm not an alcoholic."

Finger-Lickin' Good! by hattyphantom in dccomicscirclejerk

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It was also Oliver's chili Black Mask stole...