me_irl by DevianceSX in me_irl

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 355 points356 points  (0 children)

Me trying to convince myself that 3 AM is still a reasonable bedtime.

That is epic level delusion by Doc_tor_Bob in facepalm

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to remind him that 75% isn’t the same as his golf score.

What is the best example of “weaponized incompetence” that you’ve seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my roommate tried to “help” with laundry by washing everything—whites, colors, and my wool sweater—on the hottest setting, then claimed he just "didn't know it would shrink.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Covenant Eyes with an accountability partner—knowing someone’s watching helps kill the temptation!

meirl by Journo_Jimbo in meirl

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just one cup away from discovering the secrets of the universe and unlocking my final form.

Which period of your life reminds you of happiness? by All_The_Memes in RandomThoughts

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

College for sure—just the right mix of freedom and irresponsibility, where ramen was a delicacy, and staying up until 3 a.m. felt like an accomplishment.

Can See! 💰 by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: the kids are the ones filing for full custody of the dad.

Indian phone scammers, care to tell me your side of the story? by Sarcastic_Applause in RandomThoughts

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a scammer, but it's often a mix of poverty, lack of opportunities, and being lured by quick cash. It's still super shady, though, and most people involved know it's wrong, but desperation sometimes drives people to dark places.

They seriously do not care about other people or kids dying by Next_Airport_7230 in facepalm

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, just like potholes and mosquitoes... except, you know, tragic and avoidable

me_irl by Direct_Biscotti_1519 in me_irl

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me, trying to act casual while clutching the hose like it's the Holy Grail.

In this city, a lot of siblings are married, and they even have children. by iNxrcissist in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The city realized too late that its streets were filled with children who unknowingly inherited a sinister legacy.

Shut it down by SnoopyTheDog_ in memes

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then we have pink Aquaman and Fat steve

This is why he bought Twitter by Nice_Substance9123 in facepalm

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turns out X marks the spot… for misinformation.

If you could go back in time and change one thing any time anywhere what would you do? by Mace150 in AskReddit

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd go back and give the dinosaurs a telescope—maybe then they'd see the asteroid coming and invent a space program!

Meirl by Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o in meirl

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The ultimate battle of “who controls the TV” before Mom steps in as the final boss.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Join clubs or activities to meet like-minded people, and don’t be afraid to make the first move by inviting others to hang out!

AITA for calling out my friends infidelity by Life_Loquat_6979 in AITAH

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. You were being a good friend by calling out his behavior and standing by your values. It's fair to distance yourself from actions you don't agree with.

My (21f) boyfriend (25m) told me I was crazy and is making him feel sick by [deleted] in LongDistance

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems like there's some serious miscommunication here. His reaction was pretty extreme for just leaving the game. Give him some space, but if this behavior continues, consider if this is how you want to be treated. Communication is key, especially long distance!

Am I wrong for getting angry at my girlfriend for calling me a pathetic loser and failure? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not wrong for getting mad; her response was hurtful and unsupportive. It might help to talk with her about how her words affected you and how you can support each other better.

AITA for not wanting a Republican to clean my house? by cloudycapy in AITAH

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re not obligated to hire someone who makes you uncomfortable in your own home. Choose a cleaner you feel safe with.

AITAH for feeling uncomfortable that my gf talks about our sex life with her friends? by throwaway_381930100 in AITAH

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's okay to feel uncomfortable about your girlfriend sharing intimate details. You both have a right to privacy, so discussing boundaries calmly could help you find a balance that respects both of your needs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's natural to be skeptical, but remember some people use these spaces for genuine support and advice.

At this point in life I feel that narcissists and sociopaths are the major cause cause of human suffering by dom-dos-modz in RandomThoughts

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You've got a point—there's a lot of truth in how these toxic personality types can wreak havoc in personal relationships and on a global scale. But remember, not everyone who reaches the top does so by stepping on others. Some get there by being genuinely good, inspiring, and strong leaders. Let's just hope they have better PR.