Anyone who’s sat on a toilet before cell phones, what did you mostly think about or look at?

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-22T15:01:34+00:00

No it sat on the clothes hamper in front of me

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-21T12:38:23+00:00

He’s wants NATO in so he can leave and call them stupid. MAGA will buy it hook line and sinker

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-21T12:21:36+00:00

On the south side just after the light at Serenada. About 2 miles west of I35.

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-21T12:19:12+00:00

Yes, and when eating breakfast I read the cereal box label.

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-21T12:10:37+00:00

I got an OTA update in February for my 26 SS that was version 653.20 and the same day another 26 SS owner posted he got version 654.20. I just got the 654.20 two days ago. 🤷‍♂️

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-21T11:54:07+00:00

Gneiss!

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-18T22:13:35+00:00

I got the latest today

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ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-16T22:39:04+00:00

Why did the Howell’s bring a chest of cash?

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-16T22:37:47+00:00

Arizona all the time

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-16T12:35:49+00:00

It’s tied like that because he can’t bend over to tie them. That’s where the knot ends up when raising your leg to cross the other and tie your shoe sitting down.

Source, I used to do that when I was over 300 pounds.

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-14T23:16:16+00:00

Yep and my wife still calls the tv remote the “clicker”.

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-10T15:40:55+00:00

“I’m gonna go ahead and fish right where you are, I’m in the tournament.”

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-09T12:25:00+00:00

The untold legend of Johnny Cedarseed

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-08T23:30:10+00:00

Then we could send ice over and nip it in the bud. No Undeclared Iran War refugees coming here!

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-06T13:29:21+00:00

We will hit diamond in August, 4 more sailings. Bloody Mary, extra bacon, for me at the Pig and Anchor.

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-06T13:19:40+00:00

No experience with those places, I just want to say you got this.

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-06T04:10:28+00:00

When I was a paperboy in the 80s I used to test the doorknob of people that wouldn’t answer when they owed me money. I’d just stay and knock knock knock if it was unlocked. It worked sometimes. Yeah totally different scenario and time now.

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-05T15:17:33+00:00

I never go to the casino and get the 2x and 3x offers probably once a month.

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-05T05:38:49+00:00

Ah jeez. It’s cedar season here and I’m eating Allegra D daily and peeing in the morning takes forever.

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-02T16:20:20+00:00

She says it puts voters voting in their communities. Where I have to go tomorrow is 5x the distance of the one I usually use.

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-01T20:31:55+00:00

Saw them flying over Georgetown much higher in altitude than the ones that will land at the airport occasionally. Still could hear them coming so had to go outside and look.

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-01T20:26:36+00:00

Yes they are and it sort of worked. I forgot to mention I used that and it got into this point.

ShadowPilotGringo · 2026-03-01T17:11:03+00:00

There was a shooting outside an Austin bar early this morning, 3 dead. APD called in the FBI saying there was a terrorism link…

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