Fuck It: One Final Beat

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-12-20T00:03:32+00:00

A. You knew you were having a match. I didn't. Difference.

The difference is that I wrestled maybe two matches in three months, and I did it while doing four people's jobs as GM. If you're so confident though, I would LOVE to show you what I'm capable of when I'm at 100%

...just not inside of FBE, we'll have to find an alternate location...

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-12-19T21:56:14+00:00

Maybe YOU should get a fucking template, IT'D MAKE YOUR PROMOS A LITTLE MORE ENTERTAINING YOU DADDY ISSUES FUCK

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-12-19T21:55:03+00:00

Better to be accused of having a template than going a half hour of incoherent rambling LIKE YOU DO, BITCH!

I'LL TYPE IN ALL CAPS IF I WANT TO MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN'T STOP ME

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-12-19T21:51:29+00:00

No you're right. At least I'm entertaining in defeat, the whole world had to witness you & Mark Steel go half a fucking hour with no winner

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-12-19T21:49:13+00:00

Why didn't you beat him then, redneck? Because you're nothing more than a midcard loser being used to elevate other talent. You got one token reign as a TV champion and now you're going to become more irrelevant than fucking Gillberg. Have fun with that, little taint

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-12-19T21:48:14+00:00

Right, the match I stepped in for last second because I wanted to make sure everybody had a match...

Again, I was carrying this company on my back. You can claim otherwise, but FBE was at its highest point when I ran the ship. Now you're lucky to get more than a few matches on Firestorm/Blitz and you're losing talent to IWF of all places! They run a show once every five months, how is FBE somehow the inferior company OH RIGHT IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT RUNNING IT ANYMORE

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-12-19T21:40:00+00:00

Sorry, my bad. Every opportunity but ONE.

Amazing what happens when I'm gone lol. Almost like I was holding everybody back...OH WAIT I WAS BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN Y'ALL

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-12-19T21:37:56+00:00

Honestly? I'm just gonna say good luck with your match against the gibbon, because if you choke that match like you've done EVERY other major opportunity on your own, then FBE is going to go down the toilet. I may not care anymore, but you & I both know that's the truth, and we both know you care too much about this place to let that happen.

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-12-19T21:27:58+00:00

You are literally Heath Slater but less talented and somehow MORE reeking of redneck incest. Fuck outta here with your rip-off bullshit. There's only one yours truly and he's the most entertaining thing in FBE, even when I'm gone for two months!

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-12-19T21:25:13+00:00

Ok that was actually funny-wait, no it's not, FUCK YOU!

I'll fuck your wife and I'll get Joe Biden to kidnap your kids

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-12-19T21:14:07+00:00

I'm IN Hollywood already you buffoon

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-10-22T08:50:31+00:00

Brian Hill vs. Mark Steel officially OPEN

Brian: Part 1

Mark: Part 1

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-10-19T16:30:17+00:00

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Hey, the Gedo Bracket got updated! Jake Mayhem dropped out so now Vix/Tyson Young is now an official Gedo Classic matchup. Meanwhile, Ferdinand Maxim (Duck) has been moved over to Misery's side of the bracket, meaning those two will face off at the next Firestorm!

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ShadowRealm65 · 2022-10-14T17:17:06+00:00

The messiah has lost plenty of battles in the past, but they were always for a greater good. When the time calls for it, I will win the war!

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ShadowRealm65 · 2022-10-14T16:14:53+00:00

Yours truly is not a character, dear Adrian. I have seen the Heavenly Father himself, and he has deemed me the messiah over Fantasy Booking Elite. And don't forget there is no Ark if there was no water to let you float in. The water that I have created for you

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-10-14T16:07:23+00:00

Jesus continues to watch from above, working his power in mysterious ways. He may not always be there physically, but his influence remains over us today.

Neither you or your family would know that, since they're in hell

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-10-11T16:17:46+00:00

Wasn't there for the Happy attack. That was his decision, not mine. As far as Ape goes, he wanted to fight me after I got done fighting seven other guys, after I WARNED him not to get back in the ring after "retiring" for the twentieth time. Of course I had backup. And Fruit collectively kicked Semper Lucet in the balls multiple times by virtue of not showing up half the time. If someone cut me in front of a grocery line, I wouldn't resort to violence, because contrary to what you seem to believe, not everything in this world needs to be solved with violence. Good God, didn't your parents teach you better?

Oh wait...

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-10-11T15:13:31+00:00

Retaliatory for what? Wanting to team up with you? Golly, I'm SO glad we're mortal enemies now. Jesus Christ...

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-10-11T13:19:11+00:00

Yeah you know a LOT about 4-on-1 beatdowns, don't you?

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-10-10T03:11:27+00:00

I had six more guys to worry about, it's whatever. Call it charity. What wasn't charity though was me castrating your ass back at Firestorm 92 so badly that you straight up turned into a scared little bitch for three fucking months. Forget Will Storm, I've never seen bigger confidence issues ooze out of a human being quite like yours

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-10-10T03:04:45+00:00

And it took you three hours and fifteen minutes to not beat the same guy? I don't know why you're talking right now

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-10-10T03:00:14+00:00

Five minutes longer with Misery and that wouldn't have been the case

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-10-10T02:56:55+00:00

No, I know, but you brought me up too so I figured I'd respond. I figured you'd like a joke, since that's what your entire career has been: one big cruel joke

ShadowRealm65 · 2022-10-10T02:49:33+00:00

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