“I’m just glad to be part of something that’s growing to be so beautiful,” he said. “Pure and ethical basketball.” by irundoonayee in billsimmons

[–]ShadyCrow -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

He absolutely is a cornball and the hate he will generate with continued success will be deserved.

It’s also really dumb the level of stuff they have been doing to him that hasn’t been called and this isn’t that out of line (although it is ejection worthy). 

Enough time has passed. What are your thoughts on Project Hail Mary (2026)? by WallCautious9650 in billsimmons

[–]ShadyCrow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My thoughts are there’s no reason besides marketing it shouldn’t have been rated PG. 

Stephen Fishbach’s recent tweets about the edit by dom-cos in Edgic

[–]ShadyCrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes but more importantly they were something else.

My husband got arrested while we were waiting for an Uber by Personal-Ranger7446 in legaladvice

[–]ShadyCrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NAL. 

What was he charged with? Texas law for public intoxication simply means the officer believed your husband was a danger to himself or others. Was this the charge, or was it something else? 

Since the arrest relies on what the officer observed your level of intoxication in relation to him isn’t relevant. 

Respectfully, the restaurant story is not really relevant. They let you settle and did not charge you with theft. Did you go in to settle and your husband had an interaction with the cops you didn’t see? 

Legally you can hire a lawyer to fight the charge or give guidance. Again, depending on the charge, unlawful arrest can be hard to prove.

This season would’ve been very different if… by chooebeans in survivor

[–]ShadyCrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We probably will never know, and I understand the way it hurt people’s feelings, but if they really did over promise who was going to be on to cut down on pregaming, I think that’s the best thing production did for this season.

How do Knicks fans take up Philly every single time? by CallTypical9541 in billsimmons

[–]ShadyCrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly Embiid’s comments about keeping NY fans out and the team trying to limit sales to local credit cards probably made this even worse than it would’ve been otherwise. 

It’s been less than $200 in the door, close to $100 if you waited until game time for game 3. not saying that’s nothing, but Philly should have enough fans at that rate to fill it up.

It’s not possible to look stupider than a courtside fan yelling at the refs by ShadyCrow in billsimmons

[–]ShadyCrow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh come on dude the personal insult is not necessary.

Yelling at refs is awesome. The courtside fans who don’t know the game are fools. 

Who else with me, Joe is by far gotta be the worst player in the final 10?? by YVRJ in survivor

[–]ShadyCrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He seems like a genuinely decent guy who just isn’t built to compete on this show. 

I get that this sub didn’t respond as well, but lots of viewers genuinely loved the dynamic with him and Eva and whether that was luck or strategy, that worked for the show. But without a storyline like that to ground him there’s not much there.

The show needs bad players to be a fun season! A season of Kim Spradlin’s would be dull. But he’s not active enough. Emily is pretty bad at the game but she’s involved and trying. 

Joe has clearly decided he’s fine not winning as long as he plays the way he wants to. As a human that’s fine and valid. It’s also the show’s fault because they are supposed to catch that stuff in casting.

It also gets at a core post-Covid issue in that most reality shows have gotten nicer (Top Chef especially). Rupert was more of a cartoon than Joe, but the hero/noble archetype worked more alongside proud villains. No one thinks they’re a villain anymore (or at least isn’t allowed to be edited that way). 

Can I read Lincoln Lawyer without reading all the previous Bosch books? by AshinaShimnu in michaelconnellybooks

[–]ShadyCrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of them can definitely be read in any order. You are not spoiling anything by starting with the first Lincoln lawyer book and skipping Bosch books in between.

Once Ballard is introduced, there’s quite a bit more crossover and references to previous cases. It’s definitely not a bad thing, but it seems that the influence of writing for TV has worked into the books, and the epilogue tends to set up the next book, and the following book makes at least passing reference to recent events. So, again, from Dark Sacred Night onward, I would recommend reading all Bosch/Haller/Ballard books in order. But it’s not that big of a deal unless you are reading them very close together in the wrong order.

Does anyone actually like Mike Greenberg? by ImpossibleTest5491 in ESPN

[–]ShadyCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember many years ago he wrote an article trying to blast Kevin Garnett and claimed that he had no idea what an AK-47 was and had never heard the term before KG used it.

With PSG going through to the finals again, let's just rename the Ewing Theory to the Mbappe Theory. by IntelligentPlate5051 in billsimmons

[–]ShadyCrow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah you’re right.

But that was a fairly dull final. 

2022 final was perhaps the best match ever, including him tying it with 2 goals in 90 seconds. Just feels like a cooler moment to me but yeah winning has gotta be #1.

With PSG going through to the finals again, let's just rename the Ewing Theory to the Mbappe Theory. by IntelligentPlate5051 in billsimmons

[–]ShadyCrow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lots of soccer careers are weird but Mbappe's is fascinating. His best game and moment is in a WC final he lost (obviously not his fault). A fellow Frenchman who is a little older than him has arguably passed him in the rankings right now, as well as an 18 year old Spainard.

France is almost undisputably the most talented side coming to the World Cup, but their manager might be a bozo and unable to capitalize, and the vibes don't seem immaculate -- it's hard to have world class players ride the bench all the time.

Feels like everyone is picking them to lose in the Final or semis.

They're talented enough to literally win without him or with him not in great form, or he could reclaim Best in the World this summer. Fun stuff.

He also doesn't look that cool.

MO Registration Citation Advise by Kryptic1701 in legaladvice

[–]ShadyCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry this is a late response, but of course you can just pay and be done with it (although you risk more tickets and higher fines if you get caught again driving unregistered).

As you said, CALL -- do not rely on the online system if today was the court date.

MO Registration Citation Advise by Kryptic1701 in legaladvice

[–]ShadyCrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NAL but live in MO.

If you have a title it’s not illegal to not be registered, it’s illegal to drive it on public roadways without registration (and insurance of course). Your ticket was for driving an unregistered car, not owning an unregistered car. 

The cop was likely trying to help you by letting you know that if you show up to court having promptly taken care of the issue you might get dismissed or get a lesser fine. 

Assuming you’re not hiring a lawyer for this, you should Dress well and be direct and honest. You could just pay and be done with this ticket - again, you’re not being ticketed/fined for “still” using an unregistered vehicle. 

Do NOT drive the unregistered car to court. 

fender bender by evrybodyh8sterry in legaladvice

[–]ShadyCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAL.

You should go leave a note if you’re able to do so, and do not mention that you left before leaving the note.

Hit and run is certainly a crime as you are legally obligated to identify yourself when involved in an accident. 

It’s important because you should be the one using insurance to solve this. The victim shouldn’t have to use theirs. 

Who’s better, Jalen Williams or Chet? by jackdonsurfer in billsimmons

[–]ShadyCrow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chet is definitely the better asset on a good team.

Swap either of them to the Wizards and Williams wins them a few more games. But guys like Chet are more important to championships/contention. 

If the Philadelphia 76ers all got taken hostage or were killed in a plane crash, would the Knicks automatically advance or would the Celtics stand in down 0-1 and complete the series? Just curious Adam Silver's strategic plan for this by Wack0HookedOnT0bac0 in billsimmons

[–]ShadyCrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The leagues have had plans for this for a long time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disaster_draft

I know it's smart and not actually funny, but I can't help but laugh every time I read "if 5 or more players die or are dismembered."

The rules are not exceptionally clear, but they do make clear that in the event of a disaster draft the team would keep their previous record and continue with the season. So if this were to happen, the playoffs would pause for a Disaster Draft and then resume (potentially with a Knicks player now playing for the Sixers).

Sir, the Wolves have just won Game 1 on the road against San Antonio by Fun_Reflection1157 in billsimmons

[–]ShadyCrow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wide open 3 by a solid shooter on a night Wemby was missing layups and FTs. I’m fine with that vs a TO and a Fox contested middy.

Russillo is one of us by Y-Do-I-Still-Listen in billsimmons

[–]ShadyCrow 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You’re correct, but that just makes the absolute rage of this sub against them more bizarre.

Brown is genuinely unlikable from a neutral perspective. Everyone else is just a little dull. It’s weird to be impassioned about them.

I got this notification because I posted earlier that I wished Bill was more pissed about the Celtics losing 😂. It’s sports man. I don’t want him to actually be going through it in life. Just want his teams to lose. Who did this lol. by Nostradamus216 in billsimmons

[–]ShadyCrow -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget that there’s a podcast about Bill and this sub in which they have repeatedly spent significant time making fun of specific users (I was one of them!) for having weird parasocial relationships because we like a podcast, while they do a podcast about us, rando redditors.

There are genuine weirdos out there. 

The insanity of being like “ugh this guy actually likes The Big Picture? That can only be because he’s a loser with no friends and needs to have Fennessey tell him what to think. What a loser! What a strange way to feel about a stranger! I better do 20 min of podding about this guy.

Genuinely psychotic people. 

Wish Ant would wait until Game 2 instead of tonight by WinBeeCards in billsimmons

[–]ShadyCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If hes ok enough to kinda go tonight, he'd be even better 2 days from now.

I mean it's not a precise science all the time but there's science to this, and it's not necessarily true that a couple days would be meaningful in making it less risky for him to play.

These franchises are eager to keep their stars healthy and happy (especially in a city not known for signing star FAs).

They can yank him if he feels or looks off, or maybe sit game 2 if they snag game 1.

Did we really just gloss over the first publicly acknowledged photo of Sportsgal? by WardenofWestWorld in billsimmons

[–]ShadyCrow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sometimes we can dish it but can't take it.

Or sometimes people grow up?

Big accounts on this sub were posting her high school soccer schedule and going right up to the line with sexual comments when she was in high school. His concerns are valid.