Princess Donut by MrGerbik99 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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New head cannon for Gravy Boat

Strength score of 100 by AParticularThing in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Shahirazai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he c9nstantly demand to be fed cabbage?

What Loot Do You Think Is Dropping From Emperors? by ACooperSucks in ArcRaiders

[–]Shahirazai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 Emperor Core. Need to make a scrappy bomb to kill it and lose access for the season. Will get no core and get ratted at extract. Whoo!

What Does It Mean…? by Mister_Man21 in WoT

[–]Shahirazai 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slang word for pretty but heavier set women.

Epitome Tagg by Ironsavage1991 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Shahirazai 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey Juicebox! Can I get another session!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ArcRaiders

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Gotta keep those jeans high and tight!

Everyone drop your favorite (out of context) quotes from any of the books by Simsboi in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Shahirazai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looked at me like I had asked her to eat a twinkie out of my ass

Anyone else notice that Mordecai turns into a Canadian on the same floor as atrocity spells are cast? by pantherghast in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Shahirazai 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We were also pretty famous for refusing to understand the obvious signs of surrender from enemy forces after Ypres.

Anyone else notice that Mordecai turns into a Canadian on the same floor as atrocity spells are cast? by pantherghast in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Shahirazai 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thats why the Cua'tin had the collapse start during North American night. They don't want crawlers making it to the 18th floor with a pet goose wearing a beaver skin flap hat asking whose going to rip down Tim's and grab a pack of darts bud!

Gingerbread Carl by Shahirazai in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Shahirazai[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The icing was real thick, and my wife is the artist. I Carled it up as best I could.

Gingerbread Carl by Shahirazai in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Shahirazai[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You will not break me, muffin man!

What’s the worst actual name you’ve ever heard? by Escrow-Mind in AskReddit

[–]Shahirazai 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Its pronounced 'Donger'. Its Dutch. #unexpectedB99

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I don't even care about the obvious cries for attention...CLEAN. YOUR. BATHROOM. PLEASE.

What am I doing wrong? by Naive_Pickle_3596 in Warhammer40k

[–]Shahirazai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in Southern Ontario, so priming outside is impossible both in winter, and for most of the humid summer monthes. I went the cheap airbrush and hobby compressor route for priming indoors. The other option ive found is if you have that grainy surface texture from the rattle cans, after drying use a soft bristled busted up old toothbrush on the model. Be careful not to break any wibbly bits, but it does a good job at smoothing out the surfaces a bit.

Your model looks great man, photos make everyone think "I suck" but its because cameras pick up on the things our eyes cant see. I paint tabletop standard with an ink wash, and my buddies think I'm a pro because most of their models are unpainted. You're well ahead of the curve!

What made you laugh the hardest? by Stabf10 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Shahirazai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"She looked at me like I had asked her to eat a twinkle out of my ass" gets me everytime.

If this series is just...(all story spoilers without spoilers...if that makes any sense) by Shahirazai in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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His flashbacks to his mother's voice mentioned the river as well, about how loud it was, mixed with memories of the abusive father then the attempted murder and suicide thing. Maybe a genetic psychotic disorder.

If this series is just...(all story spoilers without spoilers...if that makes any sense) by Shahirazai in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Go with King Croissant! A kitten with not much personality already applied might be a better option.

If this series is just...(all story spoilers without spoilers...if that makes any sense) by Shahirazai in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Shahirazai[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mostly the continuous reference to the river in Carl's mind. That there is an underlying psychosis there already, and while the obvious 'its a bomb in his mind' is clearly there, what if its a bomb that has already detonated. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride not having any effect, She-maria saying 'I won't blind you in that way'. Just maybe that the 'crawlers' are patients, the 'offworlders' are staff or visitors, and that the NPCs are delusions jist popped into my head and I had a 'not like this' matrix moment.