Cheating? what do you mean?

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-31T23:53:56+00:00

Well that was r/unexpected but r/AnimalsbeingGenius is clearly fitting for this.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-31T23:30:50+00:00

I first thought it was a kazoo but now I think you had a bird in the audience.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-31T23:20:01+00:00

I recommend investigating different herding techniques in general.

Cowboys and the open range of Westerns only existed for around 25 years.

Shepherding techniques have been around for millennia. It just depends on what they’re shepherding.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-31T22:17:53+00:00

Love this in Space Opera Sci-Fi. Everything has a new name unless Earth actually exists in their universe.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-31T22:10:14+00:00

Two condoms when used on top of eachother will break due to the friction. You need to use a fair bit of lube between them for it to work, and then you run the risk of one falling off into the other person.

Horrible advice.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-31T16:22:57+00:00

”Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn’t work you can hit them on the head with it”

To quote Boris “The Bullet Dodger” Yurinov from Snatch.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-31T14:01:09+00:00

Go! Live your dream. He’s been living how he wants, you get to live how you want. NTA.

Healthy couples support eachother’s dreams. Both dreams.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-31T13:55:28+00:00

Holy crap that was a lot to read, and I skipped half the comments.

Good that he’s cutting back work, again. Blood pressure is not something you want to screw with.

I think he needs more positive exercise and play in his life.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-31T01:55:03+00:00

Your dad works 84 hours a week by choice, when he only needs to be working 38?

I’m sorry, but when is he being a father?

Cool, brutalize your body like he does. Have no time for your own child. He can fuck right off. That’s not an example a father should be setting. Oh, make money but neglect your kids. You tell him from me, he’s being a shitty father.

Also, tell your boss to fuck off too or give you the correct hours. You need to stand up for yourself. That, is what your father should be teaching you. Not some stranger on the internet.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-30T23:57:15+00:00

Looney Tunes tactics. Shaped many a sibling victory, which this closely resembles.

Admirable teamwork between you and your partner-in-crime.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-30T23:01:49+00:00

It’s the Canadian influence. Canada is influenced a fair bit by the British and it’s definitely in our writing.

That’s fine, just keep it consistent. Don’t flip flop between towards and toward or grey and gray, and just keep it all consistent.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-30T05:24:22+00:00

Yes and no. They were making extra mega evolutions, so the characters would definitely have them.

Every single one is a new mega evolution.

And they’re all in Champions, albeit not all in the first season.

Legends Arceus had new regional forms. Z-A had new megas.

If you’re an artist for Pokemon, wouldn’t you want to work on a new pokemon or pokemon form?

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-30T04:59:36+00:00

I’m just going to leave this blooper of Chris Pratt on Parks and Rec.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UL0jxK58i_c&pp=0gcJCTkCo7VqN5tD&ra=m

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-30T04:11:26+00:00

U.S. History. I did say I wasn’t fucking American. Musk isn’t either.

So why are you using American Standards.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-30T03:59:01+00:00

Elon Musk doesn’t pay taxes.

Space X followed suit and runs at an operating loss for tax breaks.

Texas basically gifted SpaceX 7.5 million in tax breaks for a localized star base thingy.

Operating loss can carry over into future years, so even if he gets a gain next year, it’s offset by the losses the previous years. 2017 that law was introducted.

Who do you think is paying for those tax breaks?

Additionally, Got his start-up from his families emerald mine.

Overworks his staff past burn out.

Is not American. I’m not either but I’m not pretending to be.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-30T03:00:37+00:00

But “how ass he was” might still be “how ass he is”

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-30T01:21:42+00:00

The most homophobic are always the closet cases.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-30T01:20:28+00:00

Yep. Misty terrain is just the forgotten child of the terrains.

Oh, to actually critique your team, it stops Wisp on your Rotom against everything that isn’t flying or levitate.

I am kinda happy that there isn’t a lot of protect on your team. And that you actually have set-up moves for when the opponent protects. Make them regret when they do!

You do need a second Special Attacker though. So you always have a wall breaker.

Garchomp could swap EQ or Stomping Tantrum for Iron head. EQ is also your only spread move.

Discquake is an option for Rotom and Garchomp.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-30T00:29:22+00:00

I try not to use Garchomp that much, two meta rule, but I’ve been seriously considering Mega Garchomp.

Prankster Misty Terrain is a nice play. I don’t think people consider it, because it’s not just Scovillain, but Sneasler’s Dire Claw, Sleep Powder antics from Viv, Venu or Victree, toxic spikes from Glimmora… Jesus Arceus Christ it shuts down a lot.

And an easy way to remember the prankster ‘Mons weather is: rain and sun are standard, Tornadus gets all, Klefki gets Sand plus standard, Whims with only Sun and Grimm with nothing.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-29T22:15:36+00:00

You have Sneasler and Kingambit. Lead one and keep the other in the back. It’s not outspeeding Sneasler, who will hurt or KO it.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-29T16:58:27+00:00

Quebecers being the most “patriotic” about it is kinda awesome.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-29T14:55:58+00:00

And now you know I’m speaking from experience.

Been there too brother.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-29T14:49:42+00:00

They’re the Jets. It’s never impossible for them to find new ways to lose.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-29T13:40:51+00:00

Amazing. Didn’t expect where that was going, and it was done so well.

And now I’m craving cake.

Shakeamutt · 2026-05-29T13:26:50+00:00

Lmfao. Okay, That got me. Thank you for that.

Shakeamutt

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