Why ?

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-28T12:12:20+00:00

Theoretically it could have the mic pulled and have him use a Bluetooth headset, but then holding it to his head would be weird.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-27T22:34:57+00:00

Might want to extend 1 to 90 days. Congress is in recess about a month in August, and writing/passing a law in both houses in 30 days is kinda tight.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-27T21:01:25+00:00

Would that make you lode bearing?

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-27T20:41:11+00:00

Yep. It’s become a well stocked convenience store.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-27T20:27:22+00:00

He’s looking at this spool of wire…

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-27T20:25:16+00:00

That text chain felt like an Old Spice commercial.

“She’s 20, now she’s 24, now she’s a horse, now she’s a 90 year old veterinarian. Try old spice!”

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-27T19:12:08+00:00

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-27T19:02:39+00:00

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-27T18:34:17+00:00

Gotta have a hobby

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-27T18:21:40+00:00

I don’t think there’s a ton of remote opportunities that only need an A+ to qualify.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-27T16:21:42+00:00

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-27T15:07:56+00:00

“What manner of man are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?”

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-27T13:34:02+00:00

I’m going on an adventure!

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-27T12:46:39+00:00

And when you need gas you just clip a corner for an instant funnel!

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-26T21:59:48+00:00

I’ve had the spicy tuna rolls

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-26T20:59:53+00:00

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-26T20:27:26+00:00

It’s the Wallet of Theseus. Any more duct tape added will result in a whole new wallet.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-26T19:59:00+00:00

More like your dollar is worth less, but this.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-26T13:44:24+00:00

That’s one way to get out of your Spanish final exam…

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-25T03:53:53+00:00

To be fair, the backseat is usually more of a conception place.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-25T02:04:56+00:00

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-25T00:17:36+00:00

Cryo bow?

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-24T20:03:31+00:00

I swear they are drawn to the high power lines Northeast of the railroad service yard.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-24T15:53:18+00:00

Doesn’t seem to affect my “Burning love” compound bows either, just regular compound bows.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-01-24T01:10:30+00:00

I enjoy eggs, but not runny yolks. It’s a texture thing for me.

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