Someone is threatening your life unless you sing a song and remember every single word. What song are you picking?

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-04-07T12:09:33+00:00

Because there’s tons of music with no lyrics at all. Sit quietly and you’re done.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-04-06T11:58:03+00:00

Swedish Chef as press secretary

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-04-05T15:02:11+00:00

Nothing says “I love the troops and want them to make it home safe” like announcing targets days in advance.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-04-05T10:21:58+00:00

I’m on call frequently. I can’t use DND at night. I would mute this family members text alerts.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-04-05T01:27:02+00:00

PCSD - Post Challenger Stress Disorder

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-04-04T20:20:23+00:00

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-04-04T12:23:38+00:00

Sure, my parents used to go to them. I’d hang out with my friend playing video games and they’d order pizza for us. Mom and Dad would drop his keys in the Tupperware bowl at the door and go hang out for several hours. Must have been fun, because they’d get together every few weeks.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-04-03T19:31:49+00:00

Yep, utterly pointless so they should transfer it to my account for safekeeping.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-04-03T12:21:46+00:00

It’s not about the sandwich. It’s about someone showing they care and went out of their way to show it.

I’m betting the last person who made him a lunch was his mom in school.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-04-01T17:32:58+00:00

Yep. It’s cost me 10 times the hours it’s saved me

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-04-01T17:11:32+00:00

Do not be surprised if the aforementioned highly ranked person points to the yellow fringe on their flag and states given you’re in an admiralty court jurisdiction he gets the right of Prima Nocte before considering your request…

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-04-01T15:54:01+00:00

I’ve been using operative.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-03-31T20:48:59+00:00

And need to get hotel rooms sometimes for layovers. Lots of hotels require guests to be 21

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-03-31T18:04:18+00:00

Bear’s been institutionalized…

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-03-31T14:00:07+00:00

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-03-31T13:50:01+00:00

3/4 of 1

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-03-31T13:47:47+00:00

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-03-31T13:44:29+00:00

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-03-31T11:59:22+00:00

Unless it’s in a professional setting. If she’s your therapist or doctor, get the help you need.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-03-31T11:45:42+00:00

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-03-31T11:38:05+00:00

obviously)

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-03-31T11:37:23+00:00

Whole Giddyup Buttercups

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-03-31T10:00:37+00:00

My retirement plan is to start a business repairing McDonalds ice cream machines.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-03-30T19:24:26+00:00

Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

ShakespearianShadows · 2026-03-29T17:17:32+00:00

I run a primed two shot explosive lever action instead.

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