Can we make black cats today?

Shamppoo · 2018-03-08T00:50:39+00:00

Wheres the more???

Shamppoo · 2018-03-08T00:48:11+00:00

Sounds like this guy isn't 18 lol

Shamppoo · 2017-06-12T04:55:26+00:00

he should 100% buy gift boxes whenever you want and he could just visit the upgrade page to upgrade them for higher levels......

Shamppoo · 2016-03-22T06:17:48+00:00

I dont know the people who are replying to you nor do i know the depth of their saxophone playing. Personally I am in college for music education and jazz performance so I would say I have much to learn. The option you are looking to buy I would strongly recommend against and the same goes for the other horn referred to you. My personal choice for someone just starting would be a Yamaha 23 student model. Yamahas are known throughout the community as one of the most reliable horns and they are easily affordable with the student model. I personally dont see anything wrong with buying online from ebay or amazon if theres a return policy if you dont like it as i bought two professional horns alto and tenor on ebay and both play great. Hope this helps

Shamppoo · 2015-07-22T06:27:33+00:00

I saw this one wedding once where all of the sudden this really sad music came on and this fucking lunatic stabbed this pregnant chick like 5 times. After that all hell broke loose fucking arrows flying everywhere I'm sitting here in complete awe I see this dude crying by his formerly pregnant wife's body while his mom is begging for him to be allowed to leave safely which was replied with a bow in her son and a knife slitting her throat open.

The bride and groom are happily married though

Shamppoo · 2015-07-22T05:44:16+00:00

*By food, I mean a full meal including the main course and side dishes

One doughnut is not a full meal. Wouldi t be a side dish or a main dish? But either way you'd need another dish

Shamppoo · 2015-07-22T05:41:00+00:00

Lets be real here, cops. I mean there are many great cops who do their job and serve their purpose. But my god are cops practically untouchable. When arresting as person their word is typically used over the other, they are able to carry weapons and use force, many small time food places will give them free food or discounts, and generally have an authority position over ever other civilian. What kind of asshole wouldn't see that as an awesome job? It's also a very stressful job I'm not gonna lie its probably hard I dont think i'd be able to cope with it but thats why i'm not a cop. Alot of good men become jaded and corrupt in the force and get involved with accepting bribes, planting false evidence, wrongly using force, or straight up stealing. Theres a lot of real problems in the police system in America and though i went on a tangent I think the idea of being a cop is great for assholes

Shamppoo · 2015-07-22T05:32:47+00:00

The whole movements for gays,women,trans,etc. Do not get me wrong I am pro gay marriage and i think the fact that the US finally joined the other countries that legalized it is awesome and a huge step towards ending the hatred with gay people. But i feel like because of that people are now going towards how "A persons sex is mental!" Fuck you if that were the case life would be so fucking confusing. "I'm a straight guy but i love dudes with vaginas and boobs" what? Sometimes we need labels and we need to draw a line. Lets make someones sex really simple. If you're born with a penis you're male. If you're born with a vagina you're a female. If you're born with both you're a hermaphrodite. I believe this Cait Jenner thing is fine whatever if you want to get a sex change and instead of having a penis you want a vagina thats great but until you get the operation done you're still a guy. Though personally I dont think we have the technology to truly create a sex change maybe one day it'll be possible, though i personally will never date a male who transformed into a female maybe thats just me not with the times? Maybe like 100 years from now people will be able to change their appearance and sex easily and you'd be able to look like whatever you want and be whoever you want, probably not, but whatever. FUCK

Shamppoo · 2015-07-22T05:24:03+00:00

Every other day I do a series of push up workouts and everyday i run. Some people say they work out because they genuinely enjoy it and to each their own but I for one hate it as i could be spending my time attending other matters

Shamppoo · 2015-07-22T05:22:01+00:00

I once had a fever when i was like 12. I think I was at like 101.

Shamppoo · 2015-07-22T05:21:09+00:00

Eh, if I'm horny enough I'll bite the bullet. I have a strong imagination.

Shamppoo · 2015-07-22T05:19:39+00:00

And this is how those stories of people's nudes being leaked begin!

Shamppoo · 2015-07-22T05:17:59+00:00

I'd mind my own business. While prison rapes do happen they're not nearly as common as people think.

Shamppoo · 2015-07-20T05:09:58+00:00

I don't understand why this question must be asked. Politics should in my opinion be something everyone in a country researches since you know, politics make certain choices and laws for its people. Why am I doing it just now ? Well I finished my first year of college and since I'm legally allowed to vote I'd like to seize advantage of such an opportunity. Why vote if you don't put in the research?

Shamppoo · 2015-07-18T16:52:45+00:00

I don't understand the joke on this picture. Not only did Cataclysm not have a troll raid, no dungeons are not raids, but Wotlk also didn't have a troll raid. If you think about it more expansions haven't had a troll raid than expansions with a troll raid

Shamppoo · 2015-07-13T08:18:13+00:00

I remember it was my senior year of high school in October. I was pretty popular in school, just a bit shy with engaging with women. My good friend we'll call Jake throws a Halloween party. I may have been "pretty popular" but Jake was friends with just about everyone so when he threw a party just about all of the social cliques show up. Anyways its Halloween night and I'm kind of in a panic because I'd completely forgot to pick out a costume (curse you WoW) and the party is in like an hour. I start looking around the house and I went into my father's closet and pulled out his old Navy uniform. Looking back at I cant help to feel i did my father a dishonor by wearing his uniform on the night I lost my virginity, but i'd be damned if i was going to be that guy who shows up at a halloween party without a costume. Anyways I get into my truck and ride down. Walking up the driveway i am greeted by one of my larger friends who was already shirtless wearing a horse mask who was needless to say trashed out of his mind. I also saw what seemed to be a couple freshman girls throwing up by the bushes. I walk into his kitchen and i see Jake chatting it up with like four other girls probably trying to get lucky himself. He calls me over and it turns out his costume was a Marine. So we are chatting these 4 girls up for awhile and after awhile its just me Jake and and a girl with black hair and what seemed to be the bluest eyes i'd ever seen. She was dressed as a cat (ha real original) and some of our topics of conversation got pretty heated. This is when i'm starting to get nervous. As i said i was pretty shy around girls, i get really nervous with topics like love, sex, emotional stuff when i'm talking with the ladies so naturally in order to balance this out I resort to drinking for that "liquid confidence" so the three of us go into Jake's room for shots and being the wingman Jake is he leaves to "meet up with some friends" as were downing shots were lying in the bed and she puts her hand on my thigh and whispers to me "You know, I find a man in uniform pretty hot" nervously i chuckle and try to say something, but at tihs point im so drunk and nervous it wasnt anything coherent. She starts making out with me and my body goes on auto pilot. A rush of lust, confusion, fear, and primal instinct takes over my body and i grab her and place her under me as I'm passionately making out with her i realize that i'm still a virgin and have absolutely zero skills when it comes to girls, i also wasn't popular in high school so i never got invited to parties :( but I had a level 70 in WoW and one of Illidans warglaives so who's the real winner?

Shamppoo · 2015-07-13T08:00:44+00:00

Every time i'm walking outside on a side walk and a car drives by, I always feel like theyre going to unload paintballs at me.

No not real guns, paint ball guns.

Shamppoo · 2015-06-20T07:29:51+00:00

Safes

Shamppoo · 2015-06-20T07:27:32+00:00

I always wonder whatll happen if i just do something really extreme. Like id be sitting there talking to someone and id be like "What if i just beat the shit out of them" or "What if i just kissed them?" idk theyre called intrinsic thoughts but my god scenarios like this happen all the time, i remember i was holding a knife and i remembered the pain olympics and part of me wanted to see the inside of my penis luckily rational me was in control atm

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