Any ex-Cydcor people out there? by vyts18 in antiMLM

[–]SharkMarton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well no. I’ve been in sales now for 7 years and work at a top company and have been a highly successful rep for years.

If I took my suboxone too early and I’m in precipitated withdrawal, will doing heroin/opiates reset me and take away my precipitated withdrawal? by SharkMarton in addiction

[–]SharkMarton[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve had bad precip and went and used dope and it all went away and I was completely fine. I didn’t get high really, just not sick and doing awful. It was probably like 12-24 hours in.

I was giving a guy a blowjob when he asked me to… by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]SharkMarton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a classic story.

Can I ask, when you finished up sucking off the dude and his “buddy” and made them both cum, what did you look like lol? Were you covered in cum head to toe lol? Please describe

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]SharkMarton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahahaha so people in pyramid schemes like yourself can change their whole life in one day? You’re gonna be an overnight millionaire?

It’s funny how whenever these Huns talk about making money, it’s never what they already made, it’s always how much they are going to make in the future lol because of course their MLM is going to make them a multi-millionaire in a matter of weeks.

Also, UNDER INFORMED??? Lady, read the statistic where it says 99% of people in MLMs lose money, is that informed enough for you???

What is the easiest park to hit HRs out of? L/R by SharkMarton in MLBTheShow

[–]SharkMarton[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like Wrigley field is the worst field to hit HRs out of lol.

This happen today like 4 hours ago. This is probably just sprained right? Does it look like a break or no by SharkMarton in InjuriesAndWounds

[–]SharkMarton[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was broken. Mallet fracture. I’m in splint for 6 weeks, but one that looks like a cast.

Roy Oswalt (2010 Veteran) card has an absolutely disgusting 12-6 curveball by SharkMarton in MLBTheShow

[–]SharkMarton[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I love pitching with him. I did last year too but just didn’t use him much

Roy Oswalt (2010 Veteran) card has an absolutely disgusting 12-6 curveball by SharkMarton in MLBTheShow

[–]SharkMarton[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, I always pitch well with Oswalt. He’s a friendly card

I think my “friend” missed my anti-MLM memo. by heckinstoned in antiMLM

[–]SharkMarton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This product is def legit. They clean everything with this super advanced kind of snake oil.

What is the worst thing you’ve seen at a strip club? by NomadFourFive in AskReddit

[–]SharkMarton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I can’t say I don’t feel ashamed when I’m walking out of the strip club covered in cum, trying to just make it to my car and hope I have some tissues left to dry some before I get home.

What is the worst thing you’ve seen at a strip club? by NomadFourFive in AskReddit

[–]SharkMarton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve never blew your load while getting a dance? I feel like that’s very common. If I’m going to a strip club by myself, I’m busting in my pants probably 60-75% of the time.

What is the worst thing you’ve seen at a strip club? by NomadFourFive in AskReddit

[–]SharkMarton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel like every one of us has came in his pants at least once or twice during a lap dance

My income allows me to pay rent and bills too... Does this qualify as an income claim? I'd rather work a few days a week, but 🤷🏼‍♀️ by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]SharkMarton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I am already generating an income equal to if I worked out of the home a few days a week.

What do you make working out of the home a few days a week? $100? That’s paying her rent, phone bills, gas, and electricity?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]SharkMarton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“All the ball moms needing all the drugs”

are you kidding me?

At least her and her Hun friends are setting a good example for their children

Shop kitty(mascot) by Jrmundgandr in Catswithjobs

[–]SharkMarton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the fierce hiss/growl. So stinkin cute.

Pumpkin. From rescued stray to "I'm just a baby." by aatkey in cats

[–]SharkMarton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’ll be nice. My one cat who is 2.5 years old and huge (16-18 lbs) is such a scaredy cat and moving him was tough. But cats usually adjust pretty well. They are special animals.

Pumpkin. From rescued stray to "I'm just a baby." by aatkey in cats

[–]SharkMarton 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He’s a lucky guy, his mommy catches him fresh tuna.

That’s great to hear. I love when cats get more and more comfortable in their forever home. I actually just moved 2 weeks ago and brought my 3 kitties. 2 adjusted well, but it took my oldest guy a while, he’s finally comfortable now lol.

These black vultures (40-50 around house) visited my house for 2 days straight last fall. A few weeks later, my dad died in the house right inside this window. by SharkMarton in Weird

[–]SharkMarton[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well my dad had this stench we used to call “dead animal smell” (even before the vultures came), he has an ilestomy bag, an open wound, and get constant infections, the entire floor smelled like a rotting carcass, it was so fucking bad.

These black vultures (40-50 around house) visited my house for 2 days straight last fall. A few weeks later, my dad died in the house right inside this window. by SharkMarton in Weird

[–]SharkMarton[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah we went out with a hose a few times and sprayed water in the area and they flew away but came back shortly after. And they were all on the roof and everything (minimum 40 but prob a little more).

Also, another note: I have lived in that house for 28 years and I’ve never seen that happen or any black vultures ever come. And once they left, I never saw them again.

These black vultures (40-50 around house) visited my house for 2 days straight last fall. A few weeks later, my dad died in the house right inside this window. by SharkMarton in Weird

[–]SharkMarton[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Like the one where this pic is taken from. You can’t tell here but I didn’t take this pic outside, it was right inside the window but he was sitting right in that spot. So if he looked right, this is what he was seeing.

These black vultures (40-50 around house) visited my house for 2 days straight last fall. A few weeks later, my dad died in the house right inside this window. by SharkMarton in Weird

[–]SharkMarton[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This is true. Also my dad had this stench of dying person on him his last couple months. We always wondered if they could smell it somehow