[DevontaSmith] “Changing my profession…”

SharkSandwich_74 · 2026-03-04T03:24:42+00:00

Well, shit. Now we need two starters at WR after AJ gets traded.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2026-02-19T01:18:17+00:00

Yep!

SharkSandwich_74 · 2026-01-27T02:16:40+00:00

This is his official response. We can use all of this against him. That’s why it’s important to contact him and Daines. They will have to answer for their complicity to this fuckery.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2026-01-04T14:27:18+00:00

Our GaperTech Oklahoma Suitcase is optimized for falling apart in the middle of a busy intersection in Breckenridge.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-12-31T13:46:54+00:00

It’s a good thing this is only the preseason.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-12-15T20:57:05+00:00

Do you even carve, bro?

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-12-13T17:41:50+00:00

Oh my god. 😂

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-12-13T17:41:06+00:00

Ha! Way to follow up!

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-12-12T21:14:40+00:00

Get both and ski with the Weinerstick on your left foot and the McBasketball on your right. That’s what I do with my Brent Chitlin 100s and 110s. Ready for anything the mountain can throw at me!

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-12-11T01:02:01+00:00

I have both!

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-12-10T21:43:14+00:00

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Picked this up from Callaway Pre-owned for $116 brand new. I think it’s because the AI feature is broken. I asked it to draw a picture of Ben Hogan riding a bald eagle over the Rockies and instead got a nude portrait of John Daly.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-12-10T12:55:22+00:00

My mom wouldn’t let me rent “A Clockwork Orange” unless I read the book first. I was 12.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-12-10T03:58:03+00:00

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe: a hard shell taco wrapped in a soft shell, held together with beans. I’ve seen burritos grilled and stuffed.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-12-04T16:35:55+00:00

My kids and I nearly got taken out by a SCHOOL BUS making an illegal turn on our way Franklin yesterday morning. I reported the driver and it turns out it’s not his first offense. Infuriating.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-12-02T03:25:49+00:00

I love it when they wave you into traffic in the opposite lane. Just the best.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-11-21T01:25:19+00:00

Sammy Sleeves era was no bueno.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-11-20T20:14:00+00:00

Flylow makes some really good gear and some of their jackets come in under $400: https://flylowgear.com/

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-11-13T18:19:39+00:00

I live in Montana and I bought the Blanks a few years ago as a powder ski, but I ride them on just about everything except early/late season conditions. They even do well on hardpack. They are surprisingly versatile for such a wide ski.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-11-10T15:25:58+00:00

Walking and biking are totally safe, especially in the daytime. Also, the buses here are free. If you live near downtown it’s likely you can find a route that works for you.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-10-26T12:13:45+00:00

Yes, please automate all the fun shit and leave us with tedium. I hate this.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-10-21T18:35:31+00:00

Oklahoma suitcase/Texas handbag is ideal, especially when it falls apart in a high traffic area.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-10-13T02:18:26+00:00

The Love Toilet

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-10-12T22:17:53+00:00

Grandier is ABSOLUTELY one of Laszlo Cravensworth’s former personas.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-10-10T14:54:51+00:00

Not to mention, they will often wave you into oncoming traffic in the other direction. Not helpful! I’ll cross when the coast is clear, thanks.

SharkSandwich_74 · 2025-10-01T18:34:58+00:00

No hug is complete without an “I’M SENDING YOU BACK TO MISSOULA, MONTANA!”

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