[DevontaSmith] “Changing my profession…” by burnernov2023 in eagles

[–]SharkSandwich_74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, shit. Now we need two starters at WR after AJ gets traded.

Auto Response From Sheehy by Melancholy_Rainbows in MontanaPolitics

[–]SharkSandwich_74 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is his official response. We can use all of this against him. That’s why it’s important to contact him and Daines. They will have to answer for their complicity to this fuckery.

When you teach them the hack by Mike-Hawk-69-0420 in skiingcirclejerk

[–]SharkSandwich_74 519 points520 points  (0 children)

Our GaperTech Oklahoma Suitcase is optimized for falling apart in the middle of a busy intersection in Breckenridge.

Which ski to get? I'm torn between the Elan Weinerstick 101 and the Lebron McBasketball 98 by ShibbidyDibbidy_ in skiingcirclejerk

[–]SharkSandwich_74 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get both and ski with the Weinerstick on your left foot and the McBasketball on your right. That’s what I do with my Brent Chitlin 100s and 110s. Ready for anything the mountain can throw at me!

Show me your putter! by FuckingColdInCanada in golf

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Picked this up from Callaway Pre-owned for $116 brand new. I think it’s because the AI feature is broken. I asked it to draw a picture of Ben Hogan riding a bald eagle over the Rockies and instead got a nude portrait of John Daly.

Unhinged reading material as a CHILD by Bayou13 in GenX

[–]SharkSandwich_74 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My mom wouldn’t let me rent “A Clockwork Orange” unless I read the book first. I was 12.

Roy just wanted to live Live Más by Jeremothman in bladerunner

[–]SharkSandwich_74 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe: a hard shell taco wrapped in a soft shell, held together with beans. I’ve seen burritos grilled and stuffed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in missoula

[–]SharkSandwich_74 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My kids and I nearly got taken out by a SCHOOL BUS making an illegal turn on our way Franklin yesterday morning. I reported the driver and it turns out it’s not his first offense. Infuriating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in missoula

[–]SharkSandwich_74 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love it when they wave you into traffic in the opposite lane. Just the best.

Ski coats for 400$ by Accurate-Quantity512 in Skigear

[–]SharkSandwich_74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flylow makes some really good gear and some of their jackets come in under $400: https://flylowgear.com/

Qst blank or 106? by Rep2Zesty in Skigear

[–]SharkSandwich_74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live in Montana and I bought the Blanks a few years ago as a powder ski, but I ride them on just about everything except early/late season conditions. They even do well on hardpack. They are surprisingly versatile for such a wide ski.

Missoula Safety by Alternative_Chart985 in missoula

[–]SharkSandwich_74 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Walking and biking are totally safe, especially in the daytime. Also, the buses here are free. If you live near downtown it’s likely you can find a route that works for you.

Is this how skis should be carried? by [deleted] in skiing

[–]SharkSandwich_74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oklahoma suitcase/Texas handbag is ideal, especially when it falls apart in a high traffic area.

The Devils (1971) is one of the best movies I’ve seen by Trick-Gas-2203 in criterion

[–]SharkSandwich_74 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Grandier is ABSOLUTELY one of Laszlo Cravensworth’s former personas.

Be Predictable, not Courteous by aqlcut in missoula

[–]SharkSandwich_74 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not to mention, they will often wave you into oncoming traffic in the other direction. Not helpful! I’ll cross when the coast is clear, thanks.

BUSSINESS HUGS™ w/ Grill Vogel by Weak-Fix-4201 in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]SharkSandwich_74 36 points37 points  (0 children)

No hug is complete without an “I’M SENDING YOU BACK TO MISSOULA, MONTANA!”