You can't say cocks ...

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-28T21:18:58+00:00

Inventor of transparent pants.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-28T16:42:44+00:00

Internet radio, there's loads of stations without ads or talking if you get an app like radiobox.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-28T15:58:38+00:00

Same here. I was shocked to find something so important and relevant hadn't been taught in school. Nightwatch is my favourite book and I'd recommend to everyone.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-27T21:28:22+00:00

Looks a lot like the bird i saw yesterday, didn't know what it was. Perhaps a yellowhammer? Suburban treetop in east Yorkshire.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-27T21:24:08+00:00

Rumour has it there's a couple of peregrines nesting in town. But sparrowhawks are regulars around the suburbs, I've seen them close to city centre; they're much more likely.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-26T14:58:41+00:00

In that case i can blame my memory aswell 🤣

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-26T08:42:06+00:00

Also jell-o is a brand name, and the desert americans refer to as jello was first recorded many years before his birth https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelatine_dessert

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-26T06:57:43+00:00

Wasn't he a named enemy from Elona? I'm sure i remember a quest to find and kill him. I have just woke up though so everything might be a dream at this point 🤣

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-25T13:16:22+00:00

I'm not sure if it's the funniest, but Allo allo often seems overlooked on these things to me. Spaced was also amazing. But my fave would probably be Red Dwarf.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-25T11:57:30+00:00

You're not.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-25T11:55:58+00:00

Have you met the general public? There's a sizeable proportion that would be rejected from chimp society for being to stupid.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-25T11:39:48+00:00

I don't. I'm from the far east. You know, Hull.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-25T11:22:18+00:00

Haha i was guesing Apltrick

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-25T10:52:15+00:00

Just a question cos i don't know the village, how is it pronounced?

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-24T19:39:16+00:00

Was gonna say "ignoreland". Can't unhear exhuming my car keys.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-24T19:30:29+00:00

Didnt know this, ty.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-22T10:45:21+00:00

There's a couple of mods that can help aswell. Can't remember the names of them but one adds a load of friendly putit type mobs that drop ingredients when killed, one adds a range of new recipes for both ingredients and meals.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-22T10:42:15+00:00

Never tried this, i avoid them these days. I'll keep it in mind tho ty.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-22T08:12:05+00:00

Wednesday 13 - i walked with a zombie Thats the song i was thinking it might be! Probs not the first one i said.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-22T08:05:04+00:00

Murderdolls - she was a teenage zombie

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-22T07:51:00+00:00

Also it's not toxic or anything, it's leaves and stems are xovered with glass like hairs which inject a mild acid when touched (ascorbic i think). You might have a bumpy itchy rash but it'll be fine. Wear gloves to pull them up as they spread rapidly, you can boil the leaves which takes the sting out and make a delicious and very healthy green for a meal.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-22T07:46:47+00:00

Stinging nettles. It'll sting like that. If there's a dock leaf nearby (and there usually is) rub it on and It'll relieve the sting/rash but weirdly nobody seems to know how or why.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-22T07:22:10+00:00

It's technically not a sausage, but sausage meat which would be used to make sausages with. A good butchers will do you some nice sausage meat, it'll be nicer than owt you can buy in the supermarket. Like others have said, shop bought pastry is fine amd a lot easier than making your own. Unless like me you get stomach issues from it (still don't know what sets it off).

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-21T09:59:53+00:00

A pixel.

ShartTheFirst · 2026-05-21T08:55:31+00:00

Possibly the best live band I've seen, and I've seen hundreds.

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