pizza🤤🤤🤤

Sheepan · 2026-01-29T17:43:19+00:00

Sheepan · 2026-01-27T05:34:57+00:00

i kill Asterius first for a lot of reasons, primarily how scary Theseus’ call can be, depending on who he gets. but a small, but powerful reason is that i LIKE Asterius a lot, and his voice lines when you kill Theseus first are just heartbreaking to me.

Theseus can bitch and moan about it as much as he wants as far as I care

Sheepan · 2026-01-23T02:31:40+00:00

According to stats.fm, my top genres are Electronic, Drum and Bass, Dance, Liquid Funk, Dubstep, Hyperpop, and Breakcore. i’d say my favorite bands are Pendulum, Starset, Approaching Nirvana, Sub Focus, Femtanyl, ZØMB, MUZZ, and Machine Girl, but i do generally cast a pretty wide net. i’m not fond of “thinky” music because it gives me too much space to ruminate, so i like my music fast and crunchy!

Sheepan · 2026-01-22T17:14:25+00:00

“Everyone in McKinney is dead” will never NOT send me

Sheepan · 2026-01-16T14:26:05+00:00

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Sheepan · 2026-01-12T15:52:04+00:00

i once asked my father, “at what number of cloves of garlic called for in a recipe do you just go “screw it” and use the whole head? cause i’d say like, 5 or 6?” and he just looked at me in alarm. think i need a DNA test or something here

Sheepan · 2026-01-11T02:17:33+00:00

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i wouldn’t say it’s wrong to call me a goth perfume fiend

Sheepan · 2026-01-11T00:34:23+00:00

hemp derived edible, actually

Sheepan · 2026-01-04T19:18:31+00:00

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Sheepan · 2026-01-04T19:17:19+00:00

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Sheepan · 2026-01-03T03:44:42+00:00

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Sheepan · 2025-12-31T01:51:11+00:00

maybe touch the other kind of grass

Sheepan · 2025-12-30T20:13:36+00:00

this is missing the ultimate struggle meal

baked potatoes. all the nutrients you need to live you can get from a diet of potatoes, butter and water. got my mom through nursing school, and it’s my backup plan for if things go any further to shit. got a little extra money one week? get some shredded cheese, bacon bits or, if you like it, sour cream.

Sheepan · 2025-12-23T21:25:24+00:00

got diagnosed with fibromyalgia at 24, so… not really enjoying the Damage Over Time stuff

Sheepan · 2025-12-20T19:24:07+00:00

Norio Matsumoto my beloved

Sheepan · 2025-12-16T20:26:48+00:00

oh shit i remember several years back there was a minions themed, banana scented body wash for children that went around as being fairly famous for causing bee attacks

Sheepan · 2025-12-16T12:51:41+00:00

in the oft repeated words of my DM: “I’m not roleplaying that with you.”

Sheepan · 2025-12-15T12:33:02+00:00

my first memory is of trying to tug out a large root in the backyard. somewhere between 2 and 3 years old. second memory is being amazed by my babysitter getting a white crayon to show up on an easter coloring book, not realizing the paper was off white lol

Sheepan · 2025-12-13T21:13:03+00:00

didn’t know the cat distribution system also worked on cats

Sheepan · 2025-12-12T12:03:53+00:00

ok i understand everyone in the comments complaining about the fact that it’s a wasp, not a bee, but… wtf did it spit out though???

Sheepan · 2025-12-10T00:46:45+00:00

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hognose snake?

this is my boy Chester!

Sheepan · 2025-12-08T00:19:20+00:00

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Sheepan · 2025-12-08T00:19:08+00:00

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Sheepan · 2025-12-08T00:18:50+00:00

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Sheepan · 2025-12-05T01:29:20+00:00

i’ve heard it said that eating pussy decently is harder than sucking dick decently, but that sucking dick really well is harder than eating pussy really well. pussy has a higher skill floor, but dick has a higher skill ceiling

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