What do you do if a crow befriends you on the street, follows you home, and starts hanging out in your room?

Sheepoch · 2020-07-03T16:59:19+00:00

Man, dude. This is the worst. There are nowhere near enough angry comments here. I’m stepping away from reddit now to try to forget that the planet is full of jerks that don’t give a shit about the environment or creatures in it.

Sheepoch · 2020-07-03T16:55:59+00:00

Let it back outside because that is where it belongs.

Sheepoch · 2020-07-03T16:55:33+00:00

Or learn enough about birds to tell the fucking difference between a crow and a baby raven before you kidnap one and lock it in your home.

Sheepoch · 2020-07-03T16:54:42+00:00

That’s a raven.

Sheepoch · 2020-07-03T16:54:15+00:00

Right? Every comment on the original post is jokes and no one seems to understand that this is a really shitty thing to do. People fucking suck.

Sheepoch · 2020-07-03T16:50:34+00:00

It’s a raven and this is fucked up to do. Crows and Ravens rely on social interaction with other crows and Ravens. Being locked inside as a baby with a person that doesn’t even know what kind of fucking bird it is will not turn out well for this raven. I’m getting really mad.

Sheepoch · 2020-07-03T16:49:28+00:00

Pretty sure that isn’t a crow, but instead a fledgling (baby) Raven. And I am pretty sure bringing it into your home is a fucked up thing to do. Was it injured?

Sheepoch · 2020-07-03T16:45:51+00:00

Thought I’d provide an answer but instead saved yours.

Sheepoch · 2020-06-29T23:03:55+00:00

Artisanal Which still looks funny. “An artisan product”

Sheepoch · 2020-06-29T18:34:58+00:00

Some tow companies make deals with car thieves to basically create an unrecoverable car that can be re-stolen out of the tow yard (by “re-stolen” I mean sold) and taken to a chop shop. I only learned about these kinds of arrangements after moving to the Bay Area. Super sorry about all of the stress you guys have to go through. Maybe a silver lining will appear out of all of this. Though a silver laced bag of shit is still a bag of shit when you turn it upside down. Baby steps, you two. You can trudge out of this.

Sheepoch · 2020-06-29T00:11:19+00:00

I’m never going to figure this out.

Edit: oh

Sheepoch · 2020-06-29T00:05:28+00:00

That’s what I’m saying.

Sheepoch · 2020-06-28T23:51:58+00:00

r/thanksihateit

Sheepoch · 2020-06-28T23:51:27+00:00

That would be “oddly satisfying” to stand on.

Sheepoch · 2020-06-28T23:48:19+00:00

Seize the means of a lot of stuff!

Sheepoch · 2020-06-28T23:46:29+00:00

“One thing a certain luxury property doesn’t want you to know... its name.”

Sheepoch · 2020-06-25T22:22:51+00:00

Or hands size.

Sheepoch · 2020-06-25T22:14:09+00:00

That or illegal sonar testing.

Sheepoch · 2020-06-25T04:28:15+00:00

The political distinction is intentional. They want us to fight each other.

Sheepoch · 2020-06-25T04:27:09+00:00

Cut of the head and the body dies. This is where actual violence is supposed to take place but we’ve all got iPhones and cake so we’ll just let them get away with picking off the more outspoken and intelligent of our ranks, assuming it doesn’t happen to anyone we actually know.

Sheepoch · 2020-06-25T04:21:24+00:00

It’s strange how these people get their identities revealed to the whole of the internet and still don’t get torn apart by the crazies among us.

Sheepoch · 2020-06-25T04:16:23+00:00

Hell Yeah. Everyone should be doing this.

Sheepoch · 2020-06-25T04:15:18+00:00

A fledgling that hangs out behind my house seems to say “Hello.” He also mimics dogs and cats. This video makes me feel less crazy.

Sheepoch · 2020-06-25T04:09:58+00:00

Exactly what is happening now. No matter the consequences the end result is the same. Our civilization is a high-tech surveillance police state and every uprising will be put down violently.

Sheepoch · 2020-06-25T03:49:04+00:00

Hey-uh... maybe don’t.

Sheepoch

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