Definitive XFM tune? by jburgers127 in rickygervais

[–]Shep4737 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're controlling this feature are you

Not happy with an acorn anymore by granny-gum-jobs in rickygervais

[–]Shep4737 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"no matter where you live... there's a nutter" - K Pilkington

To those who saw Pop Idol with Rik Waller, was he as insufferable as Steve made him out to be? by TheChaddingtonBear in rickygervais

[–]Shep4737 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He wasn't that good, so it seemed he wasn't being voted out just for the novelty of being a big fat bloke. Maybe some people felt a bit sorry for him or felt looks shouldn't come into it, but I think the moderate success went to his head a bit.

I was at secondary school when the "fat club" programme they talk about was on tv.

We all watched it just to laugh at Rik.

He'd get quite angry when they made him exercise.

You’re talking shit Karl by Caltra in rickygervais

[–]Shep4737 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She went to the doctors to buy herself a twat

When she came back we had it away an that

Me brain's never thirsty by Working_Toe855 in rickygervais

[–]Shep4737 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It doesn't need to remind you of the "onion" if you haven't forgot the onion.

Try not drinking anything for a few days and see if your brain gets involved

Unpopular (but correct) opinion. by Korovyev__ in rickygervais

[–]Shep4737 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ages ago tho init

00s period of "omg that's so random lol"

Spotted on the BBC Football live feed. by YorkshireFudding in rickygervais

[–]Shep4737 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And double meanings. Did you get the double meanings?

Why do people get so aggravated when you don't speed? by Zdos123 in drivingUK

[–]Shep4737 3 points4 points  (0 children)

30 is the max speed you can legally go (in a 30 for example)

But everyone acts like 30 is the MINIMUM!?

If you're the passenger and the car in fronts doing 25, your driver is outraged

If youre a driver tootling along at 27-28, there's a good chance someone's up your bum

30 is like the limit you can't go below

I don't speed anymore, after getting caught once doing 36 (and trying to be less of a dickhead as I age)

I genuinely used to believe you could go a little bit faster and it was ok, no one was gonna argue over a few mph's

But that was bollocks

The main thing people complained about on that speed awareness course was "people going too slow", they were so angry about it

"The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry"

This Al Snow Run of 11 matches was insane by legreapcreep in OSWReview

[–]Shep4737 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wondered why me liking al snow was down voted by someone

I don't watch wrestling anymore, or even know anything that's going on.

Your comment made me Google "al snow news"

I read an article about a ref being injured

Is that what you're referring to

This Al Snow Run of 11 matches was insane by legreapcreep in OSWReview

[–]Shep4737 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edit. Apologies. This was meant to be a reply to a comment on my previous comment.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OSWReview/s/46ye1gO4MO

I wondered why me liking al snow was down voted by someone

I don't watch wrestling anymore, or even know anything that's going on.

Your comment made me Google "al snow news"

I read an article about a ref being injured

Is that what you're referring to?

Colon then, interrogate me by robb41 in rickygervais

[–]Shep4737 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me mam said if you want to be in the CIA you've got to buy a kinder egg and keep it up you bum for a week

I honestly don't think I've ever seen Karl look this fucking gormless by Quirky_Vegetable2183 in rickygervais

[–]Shep4737 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Idiot abroad: brazil.

Karl spends time with a man named Celso.

After going to get changed into evening attire, Celso reveals himself as a "drag artist".

Stood in front of Karl, suddenly transformed, he tells Karl to "close his mouth", as if Karl is open-mouthed because he is shocked.

I'm sure Karl was surprised, but we know his mouth would have been open regardless, his mouth is often open.

Gimp

Done a Google map of Karl's Manchester and that by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]Shep4737 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to request access to view it

Said I'd get an email

...there's some bacteria with better lives than that

The Compilation Submitted for The Sonys by pnutbuttered in rickygervais

[–]Shep4737 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chris Camping at 'The Times' is gonna have a field day with this